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Random MSN Gibberings LXXIV: Don't call me Syd Barrett, baby...

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Marmalade said:
He does evolve from that clip btw, for anyone who watched it. despite appearances, he's a pretty cool esoteric male, and he's pretty much a Dawkins reading, working class highly sexed funny guy. obviously doesn't mince his words. he covers religion in a decent way imo, and all sorts of other hot potatoes like pedo's and the disabled. he used to be a carer, and has a 20 minute sketch about taking one of his guys with muscular dystrophy to a brothel. both beautiful and very crude.

links for anyone wanting Jeffries lawls. Alcoholocaust is the best imo.

Jim Jeffries - Contraband Live
Jim Jeffries - HBO Special and Hellbound
Jim Jeffries - Alcoholocaust Live 2010
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Jeffreys is a winner. I know the one about taking the disabled guy for his hole (is it not his friend's brother?), so wrong yet so funny. His podcasts are good but that Eddie Ift guy can fuck off, they would be far better if he wasn't there.
 
I've been to see him live twice, caught him coming out the bogs with a smile on his face more than once. I sat and recorded almost his entire set on my camera quite blatantly as well.
 
Coke, valium and viagra vinge

For the last few days i've been having a dirty as fuck coke, viagra and valium binge and I just can't stop rubbing them out. I have enough to supply me a weekand I don't intend to stop until i run out of my dick drops off. Why? I'm perverse. I get off on the feeling of people watching me being a dirty fucker and it helps my self image.

Judge, don't judge, laugh, enjoy, I honestly don't care because i'm having the time of my life!

If you want to view the cam, check out
NSFW:
http://xhamster.com/view_cam.php?id=2616288[/NSWF] and leave any comments in here or on chat, No registration should be required!
 
Bluebell said:
^^^^^^^^^^

ha ha lol wtf your all sick mo fo's lol
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well, we can't actually determine that until we see him on cam in all his 'glory', no?

it was offline when i tried :o ;p

I'll let ya know if I manage to catch him live and if you're missing anything Bluebell =D
 
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happy new year. ended up drunk as fuck hoofing meph, mdma, coke, popped a valie ontop of it. need sleep soon. can see this having a fairly severe come down. promised myself i wasn't gonna get on meph again... let alone mix it with alot of other stuff. fucking booze turns me into a drug fiend. mental night none the less, big rave then awesome house party
 
happy new year. ended up drunk as fuck hoofing meph, mdma, coke, got broken in by an ape. need sleep soon. feels like my hoop is a mile wide. still peeling ape jizz off me nipples. promised myself i wasn't gonna get any wider... definately got a touch of saggy arse syndrome now. fucking booze turns me into a raving ape molester. mental night none the less, fucked by donkey kong and a bag of meph. duuuude
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Monkey business, that drone does weird things to you.
 
My resolution to stay off the gear lasted 17hours. Oh well, that's longer than last year.
Still plan on at least reducing how much I use each week as gotta get some funds into my bank account.
 
1hr 58mins here. We must be in different dimensions.

For the last few days i've been having a dirty as fuck coke, viagra and valium binge and I just can't stop rubbing them out. I have enough to supply me a weekand I don't intend to stop until i run out of my dick drops off. Why? I'm perverse. I get off on the feeling of people watching me being a dirty fucker and it helps my self image.

Judge, don't judge, laugh, enjoy, I honestly don't care because i'm having the time of my life!

If you want to view the cam, check out
NSFW:
http://xhamster.com/view_cam.php?id=2616288[/NSWF] and leave any comments in here or on chat, No registration should be required!
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Epic.
 
Has anyone watched that link yet? Is he still at it? Is it a live cam link? or will your computer get overrun by grot if you click it? I'm not clicking it, but it is a fucking brilliant post that. :D

he gets off on the feeling of people watching him, but does anyone watch that?
 
yeah he is still going, got his stream linked up to the plasma screen in my living room.

give it a break now az5000, you're gonna end up pulling the head off it.
 
Wahahah we can leave comments. He's not online just now (?) but this could be pretty funny.
 
i've just clicked it :(

it says I'm watching it already, has this fucking thing hacked me? I can't see any coments.

i can't make any comments. I'm not an xhamster user, lol, well not registered anyway :)

there's no vidoe of anyone wanking furiously either :(

stinks like an internet scam/con to me.

where's the cock? where's the spunk?
 
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