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Random MSN Gibberings LXXIII: Beyond Good & Evil

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knockando said:
I'm supposed to be working on a web site. Instead I've spent the day on Bluelight and another forum, eating Ainsley Harriot dal and vegetarian haggis, taking o-dt and MPA up my bum, puking up all the haggis and dahl, and drinking chocolate milk. Such fun!

PS what's the best way to spell dal/dahl? I can't decide. Apparently it could also be daal or dhal! I think I quite like daal.
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You really are living the dream my friend!
 
Mailmonkey said:
I'm reading a fucking BRILLIANT forum I've only just come across....

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

just amazing, funny as fuck, work of genius. :D
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Yeah I've seen that it's great!

Warn annoying people by killing their children! (Revelation 2:23)

Every day you meet someone who annoys you. Either by drinking that horrible Starbucks excuse for coffee, talking to you without quoting proper Holy scripture from the Bible or by wearing slutty clothes God clearly forbade.

Unfortunately in 2011 people no longer respect each other. Not their elders, not their parents, not their Pastor, not their teachers, not the police, not their boss. Everyone just does whatever they want as if there is no tomorrow. No wonder almost everyone will go to Hell while almost no one will go to Heaven. Matthew 7:13-14 "few there be that find it".

It is clear that we have to fix this. We have to make sure more people go to Heaven, as demanded by God: 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

Fortunately, as always, the answer is in the Holy Bible. Revelation 2:23 "And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works." Here, God teaches us that the proper way to motivate people to stop annoying us, is to kill their children! An excellent solution that somehow gets overlooked by most people.
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I'm now listening to Aphex Twin's Milk Man from Girl/Boy EP.

aphex said:
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk.... in the morning.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk.... in the morning.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk.... in the morning.

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.
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RDJ can be so crude at times.
 
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THE FEMALE ORGASM - A "Gateway" Sin

"Friends,

I have recently been reading up on the myth of 'The Female Orgasm'. Today in our secular society we find that most women discuss this disgusting perversion, thinking it is normal. Well, that is just NOT true! No Godly woman would ever wish to experience such a thing. It is a gateway sin!

The FACT is that only a THIRD of women experience the 'female orgasm' during intercourse, while others need to use some sort of 'artificial stimulation' to achieve it! Yes, we're talking sex with machines here! Vibrating spinning plastic tallywhackers, and other such disgusting devices!

Only a THIRD of women achieve an orgasm during intercourse! Well friends, I think we can all guess what kind of 'women' we're talking about here! Whores, witches, perverts, sexual deviants! The facts also state that studies revealed only 90% of women may be able to achieve an orgasm, while the other 10% we can but guess must be Godly Christian women. Friends, NO True Christian Woman should experience the 'perversion' of the female orgasm orgasm!

Many women 'claim' that the female orgasm is like having a series of seizures, during which they experience a 'Zen-like state'! Well we know that can't be good! For a start, having epileptic seizures or 'fitting' is a sure sign of demon-possession! So by this fact, can we assume that women who have these 'orgasms' are under some sort of demonic influence? It sure looks that way! Then we have women experiencing 'Zen-Like States' during orgasm! States which demonic Buddhists practice for endless days of evil Yoga meditation to reach, and something which the Bible clearly forbids!

Remember, sex is for making babies, not for your enjoyment! Women should not sweat or perspire during sex, women should not moan out like animals, women should not act like filthy whores during sex, AND WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE AN ORGASM! It is revolting! Creating another human life is a gift from God. It is not something that should be taken lightly! REAL women should lie quite still, keep silent, and close their eyes during sex. Women should pray to God during sex, that he grants her a healthy fully-formed Christian child. Sex is NOT for your pleasure, it is for creating babies! You should remember that!

I would liken the female orgasm to pedophilia, as women who experience such repugnant states while making a child are simply sick in the head! Getting off in some sort of perverted and deviant way, having seizures and fitting like an epileptic, and reaching deviant Buddhist mental states, while making an innocent little baby is wrong! It is unnatural and sick - Women would do well to remember that!

In Christ,

Rev RG Green "
 
That stupid website said:
Warn annoying people by killing their children!

Unfortunately, (probably due to liberals) there are secular laws against killing other people's children, and even your own children. Yet the hypocritical liberals would probably also tell you that abortion is okay. I don't know where people got the idea that the government needs to step in and tell people how to parent their own kids.

God tells us that people are born wicked. Psalm 58:3 So protecting wicked born children, but murdering possibly sinless unborn babies? It makes no sense to me.

Luckily, God is always thinking of his favorite nation with divine intervention. That is why I take time out of my day to pray that annoying and/or disrespectful children are killed. Just like how God lovingly protected his prophet by sending bears to maul ignorant and sinful children. 2 Kings 2:23-25

I haven't seen the bears come yet, I can only assume
God is preparing an extra hot seat for them in Hell.

God already killed them, and Satan is replacing them with demon children (which would make sense considering the way children in America are acting. I'd be careful if I were you) .

God is going to lovingly blind them like he did to Saul, or inflict some other ailment on them, so they can repent from their sinful ways.
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This made me laugh and was my first click!!!!
 
Glitched said:
Great to see you over here Effie, come in, take your shoes off and get comfy I'll get someone to make you a brew!!!!

I like it when you ome to visit Eff, you should do it more often. I just tried to call you actually but it went straight to answer phone, gutted! I'll try you again tomorrow.
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Brew would be lovely, cheers G :D you should get to bed ;)
 
Mailmonkey said:
I would liken the female orgasm to pedophilia, as women who experience such repugnant states while making a child are simply sick in the head! Getting off in some sort of perverted and deviant way, having seizures and fitting like an epileptic, and reaching deviant Buddhist mental states, while making an innocent little baby is wrong! It is unnatural and sick - Women would do well to remember that!
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the net browser i'm using (rip off one in schipol) does not allow tabs so i can't access that site without navigating away from here.... but i sincerely hope that someone raises the issues of subjectivity in response to that....

well, have just flown out of Cairo. what a time to go. i was in a way pleased to be able to get a unique insight into what is going on, but also sad because as usual, we westerners have no clue what is really going on, its dark. heard 3 of what my mates hypothesise to be executions last night (the disappearances haven't stopped since mubarak stepped down, just one reason of many to protest). any other ideas for what a load of firweworks attempting to mask distinct gun shots might be? was staying by a military thing....

well, no ones online cos its a horrible time to be up and about. but hope all are well, will have to catch up properly on EADD when i'm back in the UK.
 
Hey chinup, I'm awake due to my completely fucked sleep pattern, wooyeah! Really good to see you back :) Sounds like a pretty intense trip.. look forward to catching up propers soon <3
 
oh sorry to hear your sleeps still fucked effie!!!! though i may join you in having a fucked sleep pattern. flight back was 1-5 Cairo-Amsterdam, thankfully slept a bit, then next flight home is at half 8, doubt i'll sleep. i'm itching to get a proper look at the media about stuff in cairo, the internet connections have all been somehow slowed right down (plus my mate doesn't actually have it in his flat), though that beats being cut off as happened last time. so we've mostly got info 'from the ground,' which is the best sort, but still limited, so that plus catching up on BL means i'm not sure when i'll actually fit this nights sleep in....
 
chinup said:
the net browser i'm using (rip off one in schipol) does not allow tabs so i can't access that site without navigating away from here.... but i sincerely hope that someone raises the issues of subjectivity in response to that....
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Before anyone does that it would be well to note the site is satire ;)
 
yep i'm back in sunny leeds. my flight back was unsurprisingly fully booked (had been about half full on the way). the timing was interesting to say the least. was definitely more of an adventure than a holiday.

how are you? i'm pretty exhausted after a nights travelling.
 
I'm a bit fuzzy after working late and drinking too much red wine, no significant adventures to report for me! Although I did wake up this morning to find I'd done far less work in my drunken haze than I'd imagined, which was nice. It looks like you might have got out at a good time, can't imagine things are exactly going to quieten down in the wake of all those deaths. Did you write any long posts while you were out there? It'd be interesting to get a first hand account of things if you have any insight / time / inclination / energy / computer equipment. Is it total chaos?
 
REAL women should lie quite still, keep silent, and close their eyes during sex. Women should pray to God during sex,
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Surely with no passion it would be a waste of time...:\ the bit about female orgasm being likened to paedophilia aswell, what the fuck is this guy on? It is kind of funny because his views are completely alien to anything from this planet. However it would be no real loss if he was shot in the face and eaten by wolves. I wonder if he has a wife?

Ooooft! I've just actually had a wee peak at the forum, these cunts are for real! I think I'll start using this one quote on here
We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus.
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lol these people are blatantly insane. Anyone ever considered religious cleansing? Maybe if we could get a forum meet on that site and send them on a rocket aimed to heaven (the sun).

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=15

This is EMBARRASSING, supposedly christian people slandering others based on race and religion. In that one page they've slandered Sweedish, Irish and Indian people. Referred to muslims as "mudslimes".....athiests get a mention too...bunch of cunts.
 
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rockstar 69 said:
Surely with no passion it would be a waste of time...:\ the bit about female orgasm being likened to paedophilia aswell, what the fuck is this guy on? It is kind of funny because his views are completely alien to anything from this planet. However it would be no real loss if he was shot in the face and eaten by wolves. I wonder if he has a wife?
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Something about pots and kettles... what was it? ;)

Though never mind, because:

knockando said:
Before anyone does that it would be well to note the site is satire
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Kids these days...
 
Have had the flu or a flu-like illness all week, managed it on monday, was just a runny nose, sneezing a lot and feeling really ill, played 5-a-side footy after work that day too then had a few drinks with work people.

Unfortunately the next day I had a really bad fever, and headache and the same of yesterday, It was a lot better last night and it pretty much gone today, but I called in sick again this morning because I couldn't face work, and the accusations of skiving, which now due to today are entirely correct. :( Not sure why I felt the need to post this, just seems I can't stop taking steps to destablise my life when I have just got them nice and stable again, as they had been for the last couple weeks.
 
jancrow said:
I'm a bit fuzzy after working late and drinking too much red wine, no significant adventures to report for me! Although I did wake up this morning to find I'd done far less work in my drunken haze than I'd imagined, which was nice. It looks like you might have got out at a good time, can't imagine things are exactly going to quieten down in the wake of all those deaths. Did you write any long posts while you were out there? It'd be interesting to get a first hand account of things if you have any insight / time / inclination / energy / computer equipment. Is it total chaos?
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ah, working late and drinking too much is a combo i occasionally favour, its good in a way cos eventually you get to stop working without feeling guilty about not working because you're actually incapacitated, or thats how it is for me anyway.

yeah i don't think it will quieten down before the elections. tahrir and the surroundings are chaos. one of my mates friends lives on the island zamalek and couldn't come out on tuesday cos there was fighting in the streets. generally being close to tahrir isn't a great idea, doing so if white is even less so, so i didn't go. my mate was here for the last revolution and predicts it will go similarly, i.e. it is about to descend into city wide chaos, with communities having to group together to protect their people and homes (not sure which side they're protecting from!). there have been some more peaceful times, at one point clerics formed a line between police and protesters to prevent them throwing missiles at each other.

didn't write anything at all whilst out there- the flat i was in hadn't got the internet, for laziness reasons rather than anything else. there is a good blog here. i am going to attempt a nap then will think about whether i have anything insightful to say and PM you if you're interested.
 
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