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Random MSN Gibberings LXXIII: Beyond Good & Evil

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Urrggh Mugz, I fully sympathise with that. You know you've got to watch things with regard to attendance though.

Don't let it ruin the progress you've made (as I'm sure you won't). How are things otherwise?
 
Something about pots and kettles... what was it? ;)
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Hows that? There would still be passion involved in my idea the other day just no love. Sick of falling for girls then it all going tits up.

Are you not already in a fair bit of trouble at work mugz?

That site really is nuts, what's worse is the amount of members. I might make a troll account, lol.
 
rockstar 69 said:
Hows that? There would still be passion involved in my idea the other day just no love. Sick of falling for girls then it all going tits up.
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Falling for girls? Jesus, you'll grow out of that shit sooner or later. Long-term relationships usually wean people off the idea and make them jaded, cynical and vengeful. At least it worked for me.

rockstar69 said:
That site really is nuts, what's worse is the amount of members. I might make a troll account, lol.
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As you've been told, it's satire - relax!
 
SamhainGrim said:
Urrggh Mugz, I fully sympathise with that. You know you've got to watch things with regard to attendance though.

Don't let it ruin the progress you've made (as I'm sure you won't). How are things otherwise?
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I'm going to force myself to go back tomorrow and face the music, as you said, and as I know, I need to watch my attendance carefully, is so annoying that I feel worse for having genuine time off sick than when I have time off because of drug use :\

Other than this, things are not too bad to be honest, my counselor has had to cancel the last two appointments which was pretty shitty, but I have carried on doing the things we talked about before. I've started work on my allotment too, going again this weekend to do some work, things are looking positive, work are happy with my performance and I'm doing a ton of overtime next month, including choosing to work on the 25th and 26th. Things are nice with angelsmoke too, we seem to be becoming friends again and it isn't anywhere near as painful as it was, pretty non painful totally actually.

I could have summed that up in a nice easy way, saying, yeah other things are good too 8) but I love to ramble

How's it going in SammyG town?
 
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Have had the flu or a flu-like illness all week, managed it on monday, was just a runny nose, sneezing a lot and feeling really ill, played 5-a-side footy after work that day too then had a few drinks with work people.

Unfortunately the next day I had a really bad fever, and headache and the same of yesterday, It was a lot better last night and it pretty much gone today, but I called in sick again this morning because I couldn't face work, and the accusations of skiving, which now due to today are entirely correct. :( Not sure why I felt the need to post this, just seems I can't stop taking steps to destablise my life when I have just got them nice and stable again, as they had been for the last couple weeks.
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Good to see you on here mate, shit as to why though. Make sure you get ere tomorrow mate. You were doing so well, everything will be alright mate, this is just a blip I'm sure. :)

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Brew would be lovely, cheers G :D you should get to bed ;)
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Keytle's on!!

rockstar 69 said:
Hows that? There would still be passion involved in my idea the other day just no love. Sick of falling for girls then it all going tits up.

Are you not already in a fair bit of trouble at work mugz?

That site really is nuts, what's worse is the amount of members. I might make a troll account, lol.
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Not that I condone trolling in the slitest but if you were to do this, I may find it hilarious and may want you to post links somewhere about what you have posted.... Perhaps a trolling mega thread is needed for when we find stupid sites and infiltrate them.... Too far maybe but it made me giggle for ansec!
 
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Good to see you on here mate, shit as to why though. Make sure you get ere tomorrow mate. You were doing so well, everything will be alright mate, this is just a blip I'm sure. :)
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yeah, it was a genuine illness until today, anyone know a good way to make yourself appear ill to others so when 'I go back to work tomorrow I can appear at least a little more ill than I am, as it will most likely have 100% passed by tomorrow.
 
Really pleased to hear you've got so many positive things going on Mugz! If work are happy with your performance and you're taking on extra hours then you couldn't really ask for more. Great to hear about the other stuff too - filling the void left by regular use of anything is massively difficult as you know. Hell, I've spent years trying to fill the void previously occupied by compulsive masturbation only to find that the best substitute was compulsive masturbation. You sound like you're taking the sensible route instead.

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How's it going in SammyG town?
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Ah, things are okay after a brief-but-intense black patch. This time of year, y'know? Plus a few personal problems that are being steadily addressed. Today I'm feeling pretty great though!
 
Falling for girls? Jesus, you'll grow out of that shit sooner or later. Long-term relationships usually wean people off the idea and make them jaded and cynical, or at least it worked for me.
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I do try to stick to just messing about mostly but I seem to have been roped into things with one I actually like lately, pretty annoying. Tried to avoid it ended up pulling her mate the other weekend aswell and a couple of other stupid things now she won't speak to me, which is more annoying. I am pretty cynical myself due to past experiances but you can't help it when there's one you do like, which inevitably you mess up multiple times til she hates you and won't speak lol.

As you've been told it's satire... relax!
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Your telling me every single one of them is being sarcastic? Seems like alot of effort..

Not that I condone trolling in the slitest but if you were to do this, I may find it hilarious and may want you to post links somewhere about what you have posted.... Perhaps a trolling mega thread is needed for when we find stupid sites and infiltrate them.... Too far maybe but it made me giggle for ansec!
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This my friend is a flash of pure brilliance! There's 2 forums I sometimes troll. I'll show you an epic one I did a while ago when bored on msn sometimes as I can't post the link here. It's pretty funny shizzle though lol :D
 
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Your telling me every single one of them is being sarcastic? Seems like alot of effort..
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Believe me, it comes naturally to some of us. No effort required whatsoever. ;)

As for the stuff about girls, I get where you're coming from. I just wish I'd messed about a bit more when I was your age rather than wasting a good few years playing house. It's a highly personal and individual matter, though that won't stop me passing comment at the drop of a hat of course.
 
Sorry but don't buy that, all those posts just to be sarcastic.....NO.

Yeah I've done my fair share of messing about but anytime I really do like one I seem to either get messed about or more often just mess it up myself. Usually through drink or drugs funnily enough. To be fair this one is high maintanance but it would be worth it, but she won't speak to me so I should just forget these matters lol.

Was ment to meeting a mate for lunch in town and a non alcoholic beveridge but I've somehow lost the last of my money in the house. Also means I won't get to check if my mxe is still there, balls to it! I think I'm actually just going to stay away from the town for a bit and go on the mega fitness binge and work for a while. I've found out there's an easy way to take my cast off and can still do press ups. Going to go for a lovely wee sprint in the rain soon!
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Origin

The site was created by Chris Harper, who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[2] Harper frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith". The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

Description

The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism.

The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor, previously Ben Ebeneezer Smith, then upon his death to his brother Deacon Fred Smith, and as of June 2010 Pastor Harry Harkwell resulting from a "coup", in accordance with its spurious interpretation of Romans 13. However, Deacon Fred was "restored" to his Pastor position after a "reconciliation" during Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor Rally. The church has an elaborate fine system inspired by Jerry Falwell's system at Liberty University.[3]

The church supposedly owns well over 1,000 acres (400 ha) in Freehold. The church claims to have twenty-eight paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, eleven fully equipped chapels, seven sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, twelve television studios, two radio stations, an academy, a university, two gated communities, twenty-seven developments, three office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.

Landover claims to have obtained a "permanent injunction" against all "unsaved" persons, prohibiting them from being within ten miles of the Landover property as well as forbidding them to enter Landover's website.
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As Sam said, kids these days!

(actually when I first came across it a couple of months back it had me going for a minute).

RS69 - satire is not the same as "being sarcastic". Will you criticise Chris Morris in the same way, all those weeks of writing, recording and filming just to be sarcastic?
 
Perhaps if we call it parody that would help?

The form of the forum is parody.
The genre is satire.

Or something like that.
 
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