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Random MSN Gibberings LXX: A little sexier than normal vomiting

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Twice a day? Twice a morning here, and I still have to neck an MSJ to face the outside world.

Though I find diaz makes the 'old chap' pretty disobedient. TMI? Aye.

I'm pretty sure he said twice a day minimum, he was being unusually forward about hit masturbation habits to a stranger, even asking how often I wank. I guess maybe gypsies have a different set of social boundaries 8)
 
Nah, only people with hang-ups have boundaries. It ain't just a gypsy thing, this looseness.

How many times do you wank in a a day, Mugz? ;)
 
Well I don't actually participate in the act of masturbation daily, unlike a lot of people unless there are stims involved (which produces non stop wanking fests) I don't really do it very often.

On another note, I am loving my new TV :D so much better watching DVDs on there than on this silly little 10inch netbook
 
Well I don't actually participate in the act of masturbation daily, unlike a lot of people unless there are stims involved (which produces non stop wanking fests) I don't really do it very often.

Whaaaaa? Stims do make it worse but anything less than 3 a day is below par. I hear intense exercise makes you more horny, being around lots of women or being bored are also good excuses :D
 
Whaaaaa? Stims do make it worse but anything less than 3 a day is below par. I hear intense exercise makes you more horny, being around lots of women or being bored are also good excuses :D

How old are you rockstar...? Once you are married and in your thirties you will change your tune...
 
best thread/read since I've been here, thus far ...

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lawdy ... :o
 
maybe we could start a group masturbation thread and do it all at the same time 8)

Or maybe not, maybe we should stop talking about it now, unless someone randomly brings it up.

Lets get back on the topic of my TV :D I really need a remote for it as I can't get the subtitles up on my DVDs without a remote. Need to wait till payday to buy one.
 
Even when I was working 12 hours a day I'd pull off at least 3, one in the morning break, then on my split one after the gym (the birds that worked in the gym at my work were gorgeous, flirty too) and one when you get home at night before beddy byes.

If your unemployed, on stimulants or surrounded by gorgeous women all day it's hard to gauge an accurate number of wanks or specify times. Usually when your half bored not paying attention at work or college and your mind wanders to the women around you lol :D danger wanks statistically make your day 100% more intresting and bearable.

I duno whether to go see my ex on friday. She's apparently got 2gs of good coke and wants me to come round for drinks. I wouldn't mind but it was awkward enough breaking it up, could be setting myself up for going through that whole process again which I'm not keen on.
 
Even in an intense long-term relationship with someone you can't keep your hands off, at least one wank a day.

Keeps it special, y'know?

Exactly. Or when your single chasing after loads of birds, then the ones you fail to get near you can always just fantasize about if your getting nowhere lol.

Even if your with someone you absolutely love and wouldn't physically go near anyone else your still physically attracted to other women surely?
 
got my first real counselling appointment tomorrow morning, hope it goes well, I really think I need some counselling and I think that the set up they have at this place is perfect for me. Not sure whether to tell them about some of the more recent temazepam use as they might relay that back to my doctor who could stop writing my diazepam prescriptions, or maybe I should just be totally honest, honestly is the best policy if you want real help I guess.
 
Hmmm yeah but it depends if you want to maintain your habbit at all doesn't it? I'm pretty honest with my addiction councillor, but then I get drugs tested so I kind of have to be if I reckon there's any chance I might fail. I've only failed once in about 4 months after taking pv. However I am not there of my own free will and I do take advantage of knowing when my next appointment is and iff I'm going to have a weekend on the sesh I'll do it on the friday after my monday appointment knowing there's no test for over a week. So basically if I know it's purely recreational and causing me no problems (as pretty much all my drug use is these days) I'll say nothing. Some drugs like ket, 2c's, mxe etc don't actually come up on the swab test either. But if you've been using benzo's you may aswell come clean, you want off them anyway they do you no good in the long run if your using them regularly.
 
Even in an intense long-term relationship with someone you can't keep your hands off, at least one wank a day.
and anyone within that relationship attempting to prevent/fuck with such an occurrence should be working on their 'over-bearing & annoying' twat issues, rather than feeling insecure about such behaviour [edit] ('tis something to be encouraged, not eradicated)

anyhoo, time to sleep

oh, and cheers guys ... it's a lovely treat to have something to 'contemplate' while drifting orf tonight

:o

... doooo continue ;p
 
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