Random MSN Gibberings LXX: A little sexier than normal vomiting

[Allein]

^^^

I'm betting there were days when the cave people were just plain cheesed off with chipping away a bits of flint and hunting woolly mammoth

 

[Allein]

Crime?

Crime is still work IMO especially if you want to make real money, you know the score with me sam i could turn to that easy but the risk and the work ratio dont stack up.

I've know many a "retailer" and to make real cash you gotta do more than sit about on your arse all day, its no different to having a "normal" job exept its 7 days a week and 18 hours a day generally.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I work 3 days a week, and I like my job, quite a lot actually, I've never done a job for as long as I've done this one...

It's been great working 3 days a week, but sadly now my son has started school, I can't blag a 3 day week any more, so I'm going up to fulll time from next month......and there have been days since he started school where I've been bored out me box at home without him, almost wishing I was at work, I know, I know, age has strange effects.....

I think I'll still enjoy me job though, even though I will find the increased workload a bit of a shock to the system, it's a shame I fucking HATE my employers, but the job is great. And with 5 days a week I'll be uberfit.

 

[koneko]

^^^

I'm betting there were days when the cave people were just plain cheesed off with chipping away a bits of flint and hunting woolly mammoth

And decided to steal their neighbours furs or spare-mammoth ribs. Maybe they were like hey this new digital turnip growing is worth bashing heads in for...

I'm sitting still in my biker boots. I couldn't put my wellies on as on as one of them is leaking and that's not pleasant at all...one wet sock n' foot, you know. But these boots are not my proper biker boots - they are max out ££££ numbers i would never wear in the garden or home, they are for 100mph+ just in case you fall off jobs

It's odd but I feel very different depending on my footwear. Think what i need is those flowery soft slipper-sock things.

Heels are worn for work - max sex heels for...eh, well mdma home play (where is that shoe thread?).

I miss my wellies, but they've had years of abuse festival and otherwise :D

Bet you lot are sitting at your PC's with socks on.

Edit: Daytona bike boots...are these not gorgeous? Anyone with biker credentials will understand my love

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Blue and white polka dot pjs.. stripey, stinky red and white wooley soocks with hole for big toe

 

[watsons torment]

those are some nice boots kate daytona make some quality gear, all hand made

i've got these

match my bike colours, my mrs says they look like something a power ranger would wear :'(


... she might be right

 

[SpecialK_]

I'm watching a pretty interesting documentary about basically using datura and a load of other things people in Haiti believed in resurrecting the dead and basically turning corpses to Zombies. If anyone wants a link called Nzambi, it's pretty odd to hear this sort've thing. Should be easy to find with a Google search

Edit: Terrible ending haha.

 

[Mailmonkey]

fuckin ell watson they look like ski boots or something, kate's look soft, comfy....

 

[watsons torment]

fuckin ell watson they look like ski boots or something, kate's look soft, comfy....

as ugly as they are my boots are super comfy but kate is definitely winning on the style front - no surprise there

but when it comes to protection mine are the DADDY! which come in pretty handy as i'm quite dangerous on 2 wheels.

 

[watsons torment]

do you ride kate, or are you riding felixs?

take that how you will

 

[koneko]

Fuck man those are power ranger too flash boots...please don't tell me you wear the matching outfit?

My boots are the most expensive comfortable footwear i've ever owned. Aye I'm all pillion. Plannned to do my CBT this year but got a pedal bike and have fallen off it at every occasion possible...balance aint great damn Now eyeing up mopeds never mid scooters...ahhh fuck, how frustrating!

So fucking unfair, so I drop half tonne bikes...so My pillion baby is a suzuki v strom it has a clitoral nub

 

[watsons torment]

i've got matching 2 piece leathers / gloves / helmet / bike. basically, i'm a clone of the red power ranger and i get endlessly mocked by everyone i know. I'll try find a picture of me in full power ranger get up.

here is my baby (not mine but its identical)

when i get a new bike i'm going to tone it down and try my best not to look like a power ranger / twat.

V-storms are nice, comfy riding position.

clitoral nub lol? my bike is missing one of those, but then i'm also missing a clit so its OK! - go on kate, get that CBT done.. and then get felix to get you find you a pink vespa and full pink leathers so you can be the pink power ranger.

 

[koneko]

If that really is your baby you are a selfish cunt as it has no pillion clitoral nub space! That and it's fucking red man...holly fuck 8) hopefully you know how to ride it. And hopefully you know how to ride it for fun

It takes me some ballet-like gymnastics to get on the back of the v-strom, its a big bike that can go anywhere. As in any terrain, any speed :D Being on the back of that is more exciting than taking a lot of guff drugs reported here... Sad report really but biking on that, so far, it the epitome of exhilaration for me. I'll not bore you with the Pyranees experience.

Aye the CBT will cost not only in broken limbs but in mashed metal...hell does he know:D it too

Damn stop it...

i've got matching 2 piece leathers / gloves / helmet / bike. basically, i'm a clone of the red power ranger and i get endlessly mocked by everyone i know. I'll try find a picture of me in full power ranger get up.

here is my baby (not mine but its identical)

when i get a new bike i'm going to tone it down and try my best not to look like a power ranger / twat.

V-storms are nice, comfy riding position.

clitoral nub lol? my bike is missing one of those, but then i'm also missing a clit so its OK! - go on kate, get that CBT done.. and then get felix to get you find you a pink vespa and full pink leathers so you can be the pink power ranger.

 

[DS_]

I haven't been around for a fews day. Amphetamine's just consistently fun so far but I've started to control my use by sleeping at nights and eating/drinking during a binge. I'll work on getting to a point where I just do it on the weekend. Honest.

How's everyone?

 

[Allein]

Lilin the wheels WT Got rid of my ZZR1000D last year, I've got the old lambretta and a 400 Biurgman for kmy commute but I still miss those rolling burnouts rigt through into 2nd off the nlights and 160MPH down the duel carriage way of a morning. Unfortuntaly my right shoulder isnt in great shape and sports bikes aer off the agenda for now.

Kate, I think you can remove that tail unit for a pillion seat but you really would not want to be perched up there anyhow. (juts noticed you are an experinaced pillion so know they joys, yoyu wouldnt get me on the back, its up front opnly for me)

 

[watsons torment]

Felix is lucky, i can't get my missus on the back of my bike no matter how much i try, and not only are you willing but you seem to love it!, i'm guessing the clitoral nub plays a large part in that, i'll have to get one.

I've taken the pillion seat off it now since no one is stupid enough to get on the back with me and even if they did they would be massivly uncomfertable because its just not been designed with a pillion in mind, i don't think you could bore me with your Pyranees experiance, quite the opposite i'd be fascinated :D

and i completly agree, biking is as good if not better than drugs. if only i could combine the two things i love the most without certain death

 

[benson7]

I haven't been around for a fews day. Amphetamine's just consistently fun so far but I've started to control my use by sleeping at nights and eating/drinking during a binge. I'll work on getting to a point where I just do it on the weekend. Honest.

How's everyone?

yeah I've been hammering the pink champagne lately...

 

[koneko]

DS - behave and "cuddle" reckon you need it, sounds like you've being a bad boy - get a fucking grip ya know

Mr Atm you're a female equivalent of a prick tease cause I've seen pics of your baby and she is just that, gorgeous, and I have full on envy :

 

[DS_]

yeah I've been hammering the pink champagne lately...

Haha - It gets a bit silly once you start doing it all through the week. I've apparently been using speed heavily for months but it has felt like minutes. It doesn't seem like it's going to be too hard to regulate but that's piss easy to say when you're on it. How's the pink stuff?

DS - behave and "cuddle" reckon you need it, sounds like you've being a bad boy - get a fucking grip ya know

I'm behaving - I do need to sort it though. It has taken me and while to realise that why I can't get out of bed in the morning and generally don't have any natural 'drive' but it's obviously a symptom of the slightly excessive speed.

People who don't like this drugs are just bloody weird.

 

[koneko]

People who don't like this drugs are just bloody weird.

We all do love it, what's not to love about it?

Fucked life if you're lucky - or......

Drug love is just drug lust - get over it.