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Random MSN Gibberings LXIX: Open your mouth, here's your money

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Tis amazing Mr. Monkey ;)
If I've totally missed many posts by you, or you're not already in the loop - Get yer arse watching "The Walking Dead"...
You'll fucking love it :)
 
Its like Breaing bad didn't come out like 3 or so years ago , I agre its good entertainment but hard to believe folk are only just clocking it .
I don't have aTV atm but last time (2 years appx) Breaking Bad was all over it.

Bit like the Wire i'd seen it twice on HBO before the Guardian readers even knew about it.
 
you haven't lived until you've ridden an inner city night bus.

After all that joking I saw a mate this morning who was awoken in the early hours by drunken kiddies talking. One of the things he could make out amidst the slurring was "where's the bus stop" (answer - several hundred yards in the opposite direction to which you're staggering).

Luckily they were in a pretty quiet area. Had they continued the way they were going they would eventually have ended up in Levenshulme, where I'm sure somebody would've happily shown them where to go.

Ah, that invincible feeling that comes with youth.
 
you haven't lived until you've ridden an inner city night bus.

N29 - the bus where homeless people go to sleep because the route is fucking long and it's a bendy bus so they can get on for free. So many weird things have happened to me on that bus, even in the day time ¬_¬
 
I've seen shit you wouldn't believe on night buses.

I haven't, actually. Or if I have I was too pissed up to remember it.

I'M GOING TO ROLL A JOINT NOW, OK?

I AM BATMAN.


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That is bad... Plenty of salt and vinegar though, please god at least that...?
how can you do one without the other tho? salt and vinegar create that need for something wet to offset the dry and saltiness of the chip. and take one dimension out of that relationship and it just becomes a clusterfuck of wrong.

so, i improvised, had a genious moment and lo and behold, I found a tube of tomato puree! fuck yeah!

great?! .... nope. IT DOESNT STICK TO THE CHIP!

WTF!

given it's now the next morning, I've had time to calm down and my anger has turned into sheer incredulity. I'm just about to tuck into the 2nd half of the bag, while continuing a slobathon of bed/laptop/shitetv [note: jaffa cakes were polished off while waiting for em to cook]

anyway. rather than write a strongly worded letter to Anne Robinson to complain at the absolute fucking insanity of puree (which is like 10 times stronger than sauce) not doing half as a good a job of its cousin, I took a pic so you can see the level of drama Ive been having to overcome.

srysly. WTF?



[ ... and don't even mention that the puree looks like one of those piles of worm like things you used to see on the beach .. ]
 
Eew, thanks for conjuring up the image of beach worms during my lunch... Tomato purée has its uses; any cheap brand of tinned spaghetti or beans can be elevated to Heinz-like hights with a quick squirt of purée.

I'm impressed with your relaxed attitude to eating. Wish I was like that; unfortunatley I am very nearly insane on that front...
 
i am equally impressed. i would have just thrown the chips away. if i've decided i wont like something, unless i'm really really really hungry, i wont even try it. and when i'm really really hungry, i can usually sort my appetite out just by thinking about eating said thing i've not even tried but definitely don't like.

i went many years missing out on avocados for this.

hope everyones having a good day. i feel like the living dead. hopefully a free lunch will perk me up....
 
well, it's just 2 days, I'll be back to neurotic dieting tomorrow .. or more accurately when a kind man brings me some small bags of loveliness at the end of the week.

day has well and truly been ruined now regardless.
chips ready .. check
pillows plumped ... check
tv episode queue in vlc player .. check
comfy? ... check [think birthing position, quilt/pillows/chips on one side, cat purring on the other]
cup of tea ... check

morning poop suddenly wanting to do its thing?

NOOOOOO not now ... please not now

that's it. there is no god

[apologies for the image, & lunch ruination again. t'wont appen again as a tv marathon is about to commence]

<3
 
Marmalade that post about the chips is brilliant! You are either a student or you were one at some point. Eating last nights chips with tomato puree is definately student creature behavior ;)
 
It's called 'tramp behaviour' around here.

Then again so is drinking Spesh, but I never said I wasn't a total hypocrite.
 
Morning all, decided i needed a day off so im just chilling making a tune (first time in fucking ages) and getting very stoned, feeling miles better today but just want a fucking rest so i can actually function again without brain zaps and palpitations etc, on the mend though :) going to have a chilled weekend too, im going to try avoid even a beer so that should be interesting, how is everyone doing today then?
 
going to have a chilled weekend too, im going to try avoid even a beer so that should be interesting

You go for it BCF!

Rest is definitely your friend. Don't get too annoyed with yourself if you lapse and have a drink or two because you'll only think "ah, fuck it" and end up hammering the stims again.

Really pleased to see something good has come out of the hellish comedown though. ;)
 
Some of the shit i used to eat as a impoverished student with a maximum of usually 2 or 3 out of date random items from a dusty cupboard now makes my tongue curl thinking about it.

Boiled rice with tomato puree squeezed on to it :(
super noodles with gravy :(
plain pasta with pepper :(
stale bread pie sandwich :(
tin of tuna + spoon :(

Some aspects of being a student were excellent but i certainly don't miss my diet
 
You go for it BCF!

Rest is definitely your friend. Don't get too annoyed with yourself if you lapse and have a drink or two because you'll only think "ah, fuck it" and end up hammering the stims again.

Really pleased to see something good has come out of the hellish comedown though. ;)


To be honest if i did end up having a beer or 2 stims wont enter the equation as they have to be arranged ahead of time so luckily i dont have a dial a dealer to drop me off naughty stuff at any hour, but yeah i learned a valuable lesson that too much mdma is really not pleasant to the brain for ALOT longer then it causes pleasure, so to me i think that one is off the list for a long while.

the only bad thing i have lying around is about 2/3rds of a gram of changa but i dont see myself giving it a bash for a while
 
Some of the shit i used to eat as a impoverished student with a maximum of usually 2 or 3 out of date random items from a dusty cupboard now makes my tongue curl thinking about it.

Boiled rice with tomato puree squeezed on to it :(
super noodles with gravy :(
plain pasta with pepper :(
stale bread pie sandwich :(
tin of tuna + spoon :(

Some aspects of being a student were excellent but i certainly don't miss my diet

Lol that brings back not so distant memories, the boiled rice and tomato puree is a nasty one, but super noodles chopped ham and some peanut butter was edible, but only after smoking a stupid amount of weed, but thinking bout it now is making me feel abit sick!
 
super noodles and peanut butter!, you should get on to jamie oliver with that one.

i remember once being so hungry and broke that i was contemplating hunting street pigeons with a catapult, i'm quite sure if any food source can give you aids, its a one legged street pigeon with a gullet of cigarette dimps that they seem so fond of.

I'm not sure how i never got scurvy, i think if it were not for my speed dealer cutting his gear with crushed vitamin pills i'd be dead.
 
Anyone remember tins of Tyne Brand minced beef? I used to fucking love that stuff... Tin of that, tin of potatoes, lots of salt and I was in heaven... <3
 
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