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Random MSN Gibberings LXIX: Open your mouth, here's your money

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monstanoodle said:
I think you may have the laughing sickness D_S, I'm afraid to say I found this much more hilarious...
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"Good"Morning peeps.
If I don't constantly call my doctor's at 7:59am onwards I will not get an appt. Today I managed to lie in until 8:12am and now there's no appt. with any of the doctors available, only a call from a nurse practicioner so I don't know if I'll be able to get my meds today which could leave me a bit fucked :\

Anyhoo, I've now to go and sit by the phone until they decide to call (no idea when they will).

Hope you chaps and chapettes have a better one <3
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Hahaha! That dog post is a fucking belter.

Why is it such a mission for some of you to get a doctor's appointment? If I want one I can phone my doctors surgery just now & possibly get an appointment today, if not I could get one for later in the week no bother.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Why is it such a mission for some of you to get a doctor's appointment? If I want one I can phone my doctors surgery just now & possibly get an appointment today, if not I could get one for later in the week no bother.
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some gps are absolutely utter shite. i'm not really sure how they get away with it. i had one with a setup like monsta's, but being in central manc at the time took the option of changing surgeries. so frustrating being told you have to come back in precisely a week, but no, you cannot book your appt now, and if you don't call bang on 8am on the day you can't see them.

anyway monsta i'm sorry to hear that, hope they call soonish, though not really sure what use a nurse is...


DS, that is actually fucking hilarious. it kind of has a likeness to my cat which makes me like it better.
 
Not good, Monsta. Hope the trickster gods roll the dice in your favour. Take care. <3

Left my bag on the bus this morning in my benzo / weed haze.

Unlikely it's been stolen as it was a grubby little cloth affair containing nothing other than my work shoes, empty plastic bags, possibly an empty strip of codeine and a few receipts. The shoes are actually beautiful German vintage brogues, but it's unlikely that Ver Yoof would want them, and they weren't in pub saleable condition. So a call to the lost property office it is.

It's terrible that I'm in my thirties yet can't manage to keep a bag in my possession unless I tie it around my wrist, and knowing it'll never get better.

Then again there are people with far more to worry about. Plus once I'd realised my mistake a Japanese woman dressed in hotpants and nice boots looked me up and down.

Small mercies, eh? Be good everybody. ;)
 
Ahh Monster that's really shit, hope you can get something sorted for today man.

Yeah after having lost so many bags it's beginning to become a continuous unfunny joke. It doesn't seem to matter if they've got hundreds of pounds of valuables in or not either, anything I'm not physically wearing is prime target.

Just spent all morning buggering around on the computer making music, finally got my workstation set up now and thoroughly enjoying myself :D
 
How about 16Bit's stupid track "Chainsaw Calligraphy"?
Not my style really.

Anyhoo - After sitting by the phone for hours this bloke finally calls me and has managed to sort it out (I think) but my scripts won't be ready to collect till 5:30pm :|
Ah well, better than nowt.

I'm gunna have a cuppa and clean le house.
 
monstanoodle said:
How about 16Bit's stupid track "Chainsaw Calligraphy"?
Not my style really.

Anyhoo - After sitting by the phone for hours this bloke finally calls me and has managed to sort it out (I think) but my scripts won't be ready to collect till 5:30pm :|
Ah well, better than nowt.

I'm gunna have a cuppa and clean le house.
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Thats utter rubbish :)

eclipsedesign said:
At least you've got something sorted monsta :)

Bit of a thing I'm working on at the moment:

http://soundcloud.com/twistedfishes/leftist
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Promising, not really my style but I love the timing.
 
surprisingly, im not as hungover as i thought i would be, if anyone wants a laugh, watch the new final destination, i feel lik a cunt but i laughed at near every death in the cinema...very loudly! is this behavior acceptable after a bottle of wine n Q-bottle of claymore? maybe, but wack a bit of cider into the mix and it most certainly is :D the stewards were constantly looking at us, maybe it was because we sat at the front/laughed our asses off/had bags of hunky dorys with cans of cider hidden in them and straws poking out the top, was a good night all in all
 
Massive headfuck; passed two pretty but obviously underage girls on my way to the offy. Decked out in my leather trenchcoat, like.

I expected a piss take along the lines of 'Matrix' (the usual), but one of them tosses her hair, makes an approving noise, says 'excuse me', asks me my name and then offers me a crisp. Which I politely decline, expecting the laughter to ensue soon afterwards.

It doesn't. Underage girl looks me up and down, continues walking and there's no laughter.

It appears I still have 'it' to at least the tiniest degree. Oh aye.

The most worrying thing is that it wasn't her age which stopped me striking up a conversation, but the fact she was eating cheesy Doritos.

Standards, man, standards.
 
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Doesn't that do your head in that people say things like that? I mean I'm not one to change for others at all but if I went out expecting idiotic comments. I'd just save my self the frustration of hearing their neurotic comments and wear a normal coat. I'm very stylish; My wardrobe consists of many plain black t-shirts, black hoodies, dark jeans and dark jogging bottoms. I look like I wear the same clothes daily but It's removes something I might have had to think about in the morning. I can't even imagine putting something on and thinking "This just doesn't go to well together". I can't even imagine thinking when I get up less options, less mistakes. Simples.

I do insist on a certain pair of trainers. I've had Black Stan Smiths that I've replacing yearly for as long as I can remember. They are never in fashion, never out of fashion, strong and they don't get dirty. What sport does Stan Smith even play?
 
DS_ said:
I do insist on a certain pair of trainers. I've had Black Stan Smiths that I've replacing yearly for as long as I can remember. They are never in fashion, never out of fashion, strong and they don't get dirty. What sport does Stan Smith even play?
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I'd assume he was a tennis player, seeing as his name is on a pair of tennis shoes.
 
I was once at BeatHearder festival one year, and it was muddy and wet as fuck!
A passing couple of lasses went passed me when I was off my face on nasty pills and said "Could you get a longer coat?"
I pissed myself laughing in their faces and shouted "HAVE A LOOK AROUND BINTS!!!"
That was definitely one of the highlights of that fest =D
Fuck anyone who wants to comment on your look / imagine / bollocks (never had my balls commented on).

Oh, got my meds in me now. Feel much better :)
 
monstanoodle said:
Well I was laughing so I was happy =D And besides, saying someone has a long coat at a mudfest is a bit of a shit "diss" is it not?;)
Also I got to call two lasses bints so I was definitely well happy! :D
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Good point. And aye, slagging someone for the length of their coat is a bit shite unless you get creative with it. Just basically saying "Haha, your coat is long" is shite patter. You should have threatened them with some form of violent rape.

DS_ said:
How are these any better for tennis than other shoes?
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I have no clue, I fucking hate tennis.
 
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