brimz
Bluelighter
Alright fella ,pukka round ere as well , definatley the weather 4 listening to West Coast Ganster Rap imo.
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Alright fella ,pukka round ere as well , definatley the weather 4 listening to West Coast Ganster Rap imo.
brimz
Bluelighter
Acid tek how Southwest are you?
smackcraft
Bluelighter
aye u cant beat some good rap , im a lover of dr dre , his album chronic was fucking amazing
plans for today are measure out my methadone so i know how much i have left for the week and gauge how much to take with out leaving me strung out again like last week lol
Aye i used to watch jeremy kyle in the morning but i get fed up of the way the cunt speaks to people when he knows if it wasnt for his guests on the show he wouldnt have a fucking show the cock ! lol
plans for today are measure out my methadone so i know how much i have left for the week and gauge how much to take with out leaving me strung out again like last week lol
Aye i used to watch jeremy kyle in the morning but i get fed up of the way the cunt speaks to people when he knows if it wasnt for his guests on the show he wouldnt have a fucking show the cock ! lol
brimz
Bluelighter
A bit further down than u
smackcraft
Bluelighter
Just stuck it on just now .. just what i like to see , scottish slut whinging about the father not believing teh kids not his when shes slept with 100 folk at the same time xD
brimz
Bluelighter
Funny that i jus posted 2 of his finest productions in the hip hop thread.
Listening 2 Big L atm
"Once a brother broke in2 my house and i robbed him"
LoL!!
http://youtu.be/sR51WgCzL1s
Funny as Fuk song .
smackcraft
Bluelighter
cool will check that out mate
loving the show on jeremy kyle good old glasgow lassie
" you ken the kids ours "
jeremy
" are you sure the kids his "
Girl
"aye"
TEST RESULTS
the kids not his ...
SAME FUCKING STORY EVERY DAY
brimz
Bluelighter
Whats everone elses excuses 4 being on BL at 10 in the morning .
Mine is Government Sponsored i ain't allowed to look 4 work atm.
Mine is Government Sponsored i ain't allowed to look 4 work atm.
brimz
Bluelighter
No the results are wrong .
Then the lass whos been lying all the way generally sort of shrugs her shoulders as if to say i don't give a shit anyway.
smackcraft
Bluelighter
aye thats what i meant when i said the kids not his lol
its so fucking true tho .. they just go on there cos they are jelous as fuck the ex has a new GF
but aye they do always just shrug it off , its fucking shite, thats why i stopped wtching it lol
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
mine is also government sponsored. my research grant is contingent on me working less than 250 hrs a year at other jobs. ok so i should be theorising about stuff instead but i am delaying finishing a calculation i started yesterday then realised was actually quite difficult.
lol at jezza. its always the same. so fucking depressing.
smackcraft
Bluelighter
Drug takers official GCSE's your life depends on it
heres some calculations and questions for you to work on chinup
1+1 =
2-4+6 =
if takes 40 mins to get to a police station thats 30 miles away at the speed of light tripping out yer box how long will it take to get to dug the dealers house traveling at 2 miles per hour on your own 2 feet doing the junky shuffle , dug lives half a mile away from the police station and is why he keeps getting busted the stupid bastard
If herbert the hobo has 4 teeth and a false tooth and peter the pimp punched herbert in teh face and knocks out his false tooth how many teeth does herbert the hobo have left ?
How many junkies does it take to put in a light bulb ?
How many years do you get for intent to supply of a couple of dogs shits that you thought was an ounce of pot while high on magic mushrooms? the new laws states that if you say you think the item you are selling is a certain drug even if its a lower classed drug after lab testing you still get charged with what you believed it was .. answer the question in a 5 page essay on your thoughts on how good the quality of dog shit is in comparison to the stuff your local drug dealer sells
you have 5 mins to answer these questions and post your answers with no edits allowed or you fail the test
May i remind you that your life depends on this or you may end up like herbert the hobo or with an ounce of dog shit if you fail this test
Good luck to you all
heres some calculations and questions for you to work on chinup
1+1 =
2-4+6 =
if takes 40 mins to get to a police station thats 30 miles away at the speed of light tripping out yer box how long will it take to get to dug the dealers house traveling at 2 miles per hour on your own 2 feet doing the junky shuffle , dug lives half a mile away from the police station and is why he keeps getting busted the stupid bastard
If herbert the hobo has 4 teeth and a false tooth and peter the pimp punched herbert in teh face and knocks out his false tooth how many teeth does herbert the hobo have left ?
How many junkies does it take to put in a light bulb ?
How many years do you get for intent to supply of a couple of dogs shits that you thought was an ounce of pot while high on magic mushrooms? the new laws states that if you say you think the item you are selling is a certain drug even if its a lower classed drug after lab testing you still get charged with what you believed it was .. answer the question in a 5 page essay on your thoughts on how good the quality of dog shit is in comparison to the stuff your local drug dealer sells
you have 5 mins to answer these questions and post your answers with no edits allowed or you fail the test
May i remind you that your life depends on this or you may end up like herbert the hobo or with an ounce of dog shit if you fail this test
Good luck to you all
Danny Weed
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Government sponsored here as well.
Just took some DHC but forgot I have to go food shopping, hate wasting my buzz doing that shit.
brimz
Bluelighter
I clocked that with you Danny when u won your esa appeal
I gotta send some trainers back to Nike n Do shopping but i just had my meth n my benzos n i would like to buzz on that 4 a bit B4.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
lol
2
4
the second is unphysical and therefore not in my remit.
it depends if the false tooth is included in the 4 teeth. if so, 3. if not, 4.
if they're as competent as me at changing lightbulbs whilst fucked, an infinite number as none of them can. i do not recommend this as electrocution can be involved.
thats more of an essay than a calculation.
ok back to the master equations now.
2
4
the second is unphysical and therefore not in my remit.
it depends if the false tooth is included in the 4 teeth. if so, 3. if not, 4.
if they're as competent as me at changing lightbulbs whilst fucked, an infinite number as none of them can. i do not recommend this as electrocution can be involved.
thats more of an essay than a calculation.
ok back to the master equations now.
smackcraft
Bluelighter
Good answers good indeed lol
brimz
Bluelighter
junkies use candles
smackcraft
Bluelighter
So true , i used to always have candles lit around my room when using ,,
not like the cost of electricity mattered to me at all , i stay with my folks
brimz
Bluelighter
I see what happened their haha!
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