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Just get an HTC desire or other android phone. Iphones are silly.

I've spent twenty minutes looking at pictures of female bodybuilders in the nude for some unfathomable reason. Google Carla Haug for a typical example. I mean, it's obviously something of a niche interest but I really don't get it. Some of them have spookily long clits and I can only think it's down to HGH or some other hormonal 'fine tuning'.
 
jancrow said:
Just get an HTC desire or other android phone. Iphones are silly.

I've spent twenty minutes looking at pictures of female bodybuilders in the nude for some unfathomable reason. Google Carla Haug for a typical example. I mean, it's obviously something of a niche interest but I really don't get it. Some of them have spookily long clits and I can only think it's down to HGH or some other hormonal 'fine tuning'.
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thats horrible lol.
 
i'm intrigued, but not sure if the office is the correct place to look at spookily long clits. if its any consolation i think we all go through stages of looking for the most ridiculous porn possible, mostly out of some kind of sick curiosity/total boredom/having watched all the rest of it.
 
Apparently there's a condition called 'steroid clit' which can cause the clitoris to enlarge by 2-3 inches. I've just seen some photos and they really do look like miniature willies. Spooky Longclit also sounds like it could be someone's name.
 
i'm guessing it has the same amount of nerves, just more spread out, overall decreasing pleasure that can be gained per unit of clit area? if so, no fun, if not, maybe fun but given how gross it must look i guess you don't get to use it as much as you'd like.

i really want to go home and look this up now instead of trying to work out why a function in my 'working functions' document doesn't work, must apply self control.
 
I'm waiting for the day when they combine contortionist and midget porn. I might send an email to Vivid to get the ball rolling...
 
Just get an HTC desire or other android phone. Iphones are silly.
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Are they as good though? Can you do all the same shit on them and get all the same apps that the iphone has?
 
ok so me and my boyf were planning to spend the evening tidying and getting his CV sorted out so he can get a less shit job, but this is just too important. do you think people actually get off on this? can she like fuck someone with her clit?

CS get a petition I'm sure we'll all sign.
 
Probably even more apps - they don't have to be approved by apple before they're available. Or something like that.
 
Oh really? Interesting. And you can get the other smart phone on pasy as you go and stick any SIM in?

See if I'm abroad and I buy a local SIM though, will I still be able to access everything, like internet and apps and shit? I don't really understand how it works tbh.
 
WOO HOOO just got an e-mail from a mate telling me he recommended me for a job paying £100 daily for monday to friday .. fuck knows what they would pay for the weekend if they are willing to pay £100 for a normal day

The job i can do no problem at all i just hope they are still looking for someone

I fucking need this .. please world give me my break and let me get this !!!!
 
Aye, I see why you'd be wacking in the local sims. TBH, I'm not familiar with this and smart phones. Although, I can't see why it would be a problem as long as the phone is unlocked. But I don't know for definite.

I'm hoping it is the case - I have an unlocked iphone which I'll be taking to the states with me. Will be a shitter if it doesn't work. Only a minor shitter though, I'll just sell it and get another one stateside if thats the case
 
re smartphones: what are you looking to do with it, spadey?

re roaming: I guess that your ability to go online etc while abroad would depend on the sim rather than the phone itself. You know, you'd probably get a package with xx texts, xx minutes of talktime and xx GB of data. But I've always been a contract dude so I don't know more than that.

re spooky long clits: Lisa Cock has probably got a bigger bulge than the man with the world's smallest penis, whoever he may be. It looks like she could probably penetrate another woman in a fairly token way. As for people getting off on the sight of it, well, I found a website praising her 'gigantic genitalia' so someone obviously likes it. Her equipment looks rather too much like a cock and balls which have been caught in one of those old-timey bear traps to the untutored eye, though.
 
Quick question for opiate users do you find a week of no opiates provides a noticeable loss of tolerance?

Been a week since i CWE'd dhc (2 packs of paramol), was quite strong, but only able to get one pack today. Hopefully my tolerance is lowererd and ill get an ok buzz of it.
 
I've been without my olanzapine for nearly a week and just picked up my script, gonna have to make sure I never run out again! My heads fucked! Just to add to my depression/mania I've just seen photo ls of my ex who I'm still madly in love with, with her boyfriend plastered all over facebook! I knew there was a reason why I don't go on that site! I feel like shite, just taken my olanzapine I hope it calms me down soon
 
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