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Random MSN Gibberings LVII - What Does B&W Stand For, Mummy?

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evening all.

I am in a well posh place. crazy.

if anybody knows how physically not to get horrendously drunk with unlimited free alcohol available, please say so now.

someone i would love to employ me will be here. in a similar situation last time i saw him, i got wasted, got accused of being a pool shark, and did highly inappropriate things with someone from his research group. i would not like a repeat. this is making me anxious, hence more likely to drink more. no way i'm touching benzos for it either.

have already come up with one tactic: fashionable lateness. can't be drinking the free alcohol if i'm no where near it!
 
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My old dears cooking lamb chops for tea, I love lamb but the smell of these cooking is smelling fucking rotten. Not sure what's up with them.
 
Load up on food and make every other drink a soft drink?

Anyone know how much one of those little hand held poppers for n2o whippets should cost?
 
Munroe said:
Load up on food and make every other drink a soft drink?

Anyone know how much one of those little hand held poppers for n2o whippets should cost?
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Where on earth can you get these??? I've been after one for ages, the big canisters are a pain in the tits to carry about. Bolt with the no sourcing chat btw mods, I'm not after drugs, I'm after a way to conveniently fill balloons. It's the equivalent of asking where's a good place to buy a corkscrew to crack open a bottle of wine.
 
Cornishman said:
Hello Bluelight.

Long time no see...... I've missed ya'll. <3
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woooo, it's the Cornish man!

How are you? All done? Missed you too!

You won't want to know but i got hold of best coke I seen in years, I would even have thought this one was above par if I'd got it in mid nineties.:p

Not local though, so don't worry.
 
They're sold under the guise of salt and pepper shakers.
Guidelines suggest no more than 6g of salt per day, so in the interest of harm reduction I don't think it'd be responsible for me to facilitate your purchase.


Surely this is cryptic enough to remain within the rules?
 
Mailmonkey said:
Old lamb? Bordering on mutton? Big chops? Frozen? Supermarket or butcher?

Or they are rotten.
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Tiny little chops which turned out to have fuck all meat on them, was just fat. Horrible things. They came from a supermarket.
 
Mailmonkey said:
woooo, it's the Cornish man!

How are you? All done? Missed you too!

You won't want to know but i got hold of best coke I seen in years, I would even have thought this one was above par if I'd got it in mid nineties.:p

Not local though, so don't worry.
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Hey mailmonkey!

Yes, I'm doing well thanks. Recently moved house and had no internet (until now) glad to hear there's some decent cocaine doing the rounds.

I still refuse to buy any sub standard merchandise and my wallet is getting fatter by the week, lol.
 
Munroe said:
They're sold under the guise of salt and pepper shakers.
Guidelines suggest no more than 6g of salt per day, so in the interest of harm reduction I don't think it'd be responsible for me to facilitate your purchase.


Surely this is cryptic enough to remain within the rules?
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Fuck the rules. In my opinion this isn't against the rules anyway. If I search for salt & pepper shakers all I find are actual salt shakers lol. Gies a fucking break here ;)
 
£50 on United to win. Betfred have just locked my account and told me to contact support. Bastards.
 
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