Mugz
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a better way would be to go for a run in a wooded area and find a low branch to do pull ups from :D Very tribal
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Mugz
Bluelighter
Really, wrecked your door? never had any problems with mine, it doesn't even pull on the doorframe at all.
Mugz
Bluelighter
Must have been an old doorframe, or you were not doing the exercise properly.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I am actually benzo'd right now. Woke uo about an hour ago on my mates couch freezing my tits off with no cover or fuck all ( can't even remember deciding to sleep there), looked down to see spew all over the floor. Thought "what manky cunt has been spewing all over the floor" before realising it must have been me. Don't remember it, might have been sleeping when it happened. So got up and tried to clean it up, was all the Pirngles and popcorn I'd been eating...the rum, beer, whisky, polish vodka and cider never helped either obviously. Was all over the floor and on a pillow which I seemed to have chucked on the ground to spew on. Got it cleaned but it left a massive staine on the carpet. Tried to go back to sleep, freezing so just got up and bailed without saying anything, couldn't be fucked to face the consequences. What a prick, canna beleived i did that. Felt pished buit was alright, dunno when or how the night ended. Don't remember people leaving or decided to kip there. Definitely don't remember spewing and didn't even have that spewy taste in my mouth. Would be amazing if it wasn't me but it can't have been anyone else, it would have gotten cleaned up.
Hahaha, I woke up on my mate's couch at half 5 this morning, went there at about 8am on Sunday after a party elsewhere to prang out & finish the leftover cargo, fell asleep at some point then had to do a heavy walk of shame home to get ready for work lol. In the newsagents buying juice & fags, hair all over the place, clothes in a fucking state while cunts are in for rolls & papers on their way to work was not a good look.
Had a friend who used to go straight to work at a supermarket after a sesh, used to go in and sneak her drugs to help her get through it.. I always look such a state after a heavy night, no way could I get away with work. Walk of shame through town centre was bad enough.. 
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parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Haha, Old Man Spade. I didn't realise you were older than me, ya auld cunt!
Lol @ a dress code for a call centre. I can wear whatever the fuck I want at my work, probably couldn't get away with a Rangers top but I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of them anyway.
Although a bird did actually get sent home to change the other day haha, I never seen her but apparently she was rocking some tiny hotpants & fishnet tights. Gutted I missed it.
I was actually OK, I'd slept for nearly 12 hours instead of the usual 5 or so. I was a bit shaky because I'd been tanning MD until about 11am, forcing lines of MD up your blocked beak at that time is not a good idea at all. I felt a bit rough because I hadn't ate since Saturday afternoon until about 4pm the day but overall not too bad, I've been much worse.
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
I can't be fucked finding the Style Warz thread so I'm just gonna post this in here because I'm choking to tell cunts about my new belter of a tracky lol. Got delivered the day.
Cracker! %)
Adidas Firebird run the show when it comes to tracky tops.
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Adidas Firebird run the show when it comes to tracky tops.
Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Sometimes you just don't realise how odd random statements can be at the time.
Was talking about a movie and I say to the other half " I wanna see that, I like it when kids kill"
Didn't seem random at the time until I he said it back to me. Oh well. I still stand by what I say. Not like children of the corn crap. Like child assassins. Kiddie killing machines. That's pretty cool.
Was talking about a movie and I say to the other half " I wanna see that, I like it when kids kill"
Didn't seem random at the time until I he said it back to me. Oh well. I still stand by what I say. Not like children of the corn crap. Like child assassins. Kiddie killing machines. That's pretty cool.
TheSpade
Bluelighter
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Back in the day I used to do it all the time. Go out after work on Friday night and party right through till Saturday afternoon and go in for a shift, then repeat all over again and go in to work on Sunday no sleep all weekend then college Monday morning. How the fuck did I manage it?
Aye it's pretty shite tbh, last call centre I could wear whatever the fuck I wanted. There's no point being all dressed up like a prick to sit about answering phones. Miserable £6.25 an hour too. I worked 25hrs a week in Edi in my last shitty job for near £800 a month, gonna have to work 36hrs a week in this one for a tiny bit more. This is IF I get past the third and final stage that is but I reckon it should be fine, they've already asked every question possible so far and you get 4 weeks worth of training then 4 week trial so it's hardly like anyone can totally fuck it up. Think this final stage is just a formality!
Youth and vigour. They're like a horrible partner who promises to stay with you forever, fills your head up with all kinds of silly ideas and then cruelly dumps you without a word some time in you mid-to-late twenties. Leaving you to cope with a slow physical decline, plummeting energy levels, a faltering libido and a tendency to moan about how brutal your hangovers are getting these days.
Good morning EADD. It's going to be hard to get motivated for the remainder of this empty week. The industry I work in by has almost ground to a halt for an early Easter and there are festivities on the horizon making it seem even worse.
Lovely morning here though, so mustn't complain. On with this spliff then...
brimz
Bluelighter
Youth and vigour. They're like a horrible partner who promises to stay with you forever, fills your head up with all kinds of silly ideas and then cruelly dumps you without a word some time in you mid-to-late twenties. Leaving you to cope with a slow physical decline, plummeting energy levels, a faltering libido and a tendency to moan about how brutal your hangovers are getting these days.
Good morning EADD. It's going to be hard to get motivated for the remainder of this empty week. The industry I work in by has almost ground to a halt for an early Easter and there are festivities on the horizon making it seem even worse.
Lovely morning here though, so mustn't complain. On with this spliff then...
You work in a office no ?
sounds like it cos they always grind to a halt around bank hols n peeps take leave n everything goes ta fuck
Also u got internet access all te time .
Well thats my experience of working in an office.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
if you're lucky. i've felt exactly as you describe since i was 21. was told at the time that my health was roughly that of a 60 year so no surprises really. looking back i wish i'd pushed for the actual medical version of that story so i could try to work on the problems, though fairly sure i know the biggest one in terms of aging.
morning eadd. i am tired. couldn't sleep last night despite putting in a decentish days work and a gym session. think it was a combination of hunger, thirst and the fact my boyf stayed up way later then me watching stuff, thought i was tired enough to get to sleep in spite of the disturbance but that turned out not to be the case. should have not been so lazy and gone to my room really.
there is a suitcase open with all the stuff tipped out outside, i think that can only mean something sad.
I work as a tinker and post all this shite from my phone while stripping copper cables.
Chinup, I was in bad health too around that age so I feel for you. In my experience (and I'm only 30, so I'm not an authority and I'm still only a young 'un) it gets better. Never thought I'd say that, but there you go. Youth really is a state of mind. Believe it.
Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
^ i hope so. all i remember from biology is that if your a woman and you dont have periods your body is evolutionarily useless so doesn't bother restoring itself, meaning aging is accelerated, including, most worryingly to me, bone degradation. may well be tmi but i've had them for 6 months in the past 5 years. it worries the shit out of me, if this is my health now then i literally don't want to be in my body in 20 years.
brimz
Bluelighter
bah hope i get H, k and rit today, but its only a 50/50 chance
Don't want much do ya
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