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Random MSN Gibberings LVII - What Does B&W Stand For, Mummy?

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Yep, the beer selection has improved dramatically. Sod's law that it happens just as I need to calm down on the grog. Sam Adams Boston Lager too. I had to treat myself.

Now I know who swiped all the Hardcore IPAs though, at least! :D
 
I'm tired, up at 8am to go sign on, they're making me go to some class on Wednesday that lasts an hour to get told how to look for a job. Apparently some new thing. :|

Need to phone BT back and do that telephone interview they called me for on Saturday but can't be fucked.
 
Fuck I think I just got myself a job. :\

Passed the telephone interview, have to now check my emails and fill out some other part, multiple choice questions apparently so I'm guessing it's not too difficult.
 
Fuck honest graft, it's a mugs game. The job doesn't start till 9th of May, so I'll be doing everything in my power to find another way to make money that doesn't involve working in a fucking call centre 35hrs a week. Assuming I get it, it's all based on this online bit I just did/

First part you had to look at 2 sets of numbers and characters and say if they were different or not, pretty simple. Second part showed 2 random words then asked you to pick from a choice of 4 other sets of words the ones that were most similar in relation to these words. Most of them were fairly straight forward but a couple were just bizzare and I thought could be a couple of the answers. Third bit asked loads of geeky computer questions. Got to phone back AGAIN now to see what the craic is, and if I passed this bit go for an actual interview. What a load of fucking hassle, it's a call centre fucking job I'm not applying for Prime Minister.
 
Turns out I've passed stage 2, now I just have to do a face to face interview next week. What a load of bollocks. It's a fucking call centre, nae need for so many stages. Time to get my finger out and start making money online!
 
The first stage on the telephone she was telling me all about the pay, when I'd start, the hours, the dress code etc so I basically thought I had the job. Then after 5 or so mins of chat I ask "so whats next?" and she says "we're going to do the telephone interview now". I thought that's what we had been doing! Why bother with all that pish if you can then fail the first stage and it becomes totally uneccessary. It annoys me as well that you've sent in your CV with all your previous job history, skills etc then they proceed to ask about your job history and skills...read the fucking CV I sent you doss cunts. There's been a few other jobs I've applied for recently where they require you to fill out an online application instead of just sending one and you spend about an hour filling in all the info contained on your CV into this online one, get to the end and they then ask you to upload a CV and cover letter with the online application. What is the fucking point!
 
Just got back from a 2 mile jog, was more knackering than I expected, gonna try and do it every day to get my fitness up a bit so I don't seem like a total mess when I join the gym next month.
 
I'm impressed you can jog for 2 miles. I think I can manage about 2 minutes.
 
I joined the gym a few months ago after nearly having a heart attack shagging the missis.. Bad times.

I can now knock out 1km on the bike in 2 mins 2 seconds, and I'm grinding ever closer to the "3 minute mile" on the treadmill.

I'm shite with weights though, can do 35kg on the weights where you are seated, but hold the weights out with arms out stretched and then you pull them up towards your face, no idea what it's called. My right arm is fucked from having it pulled out it's socket awhile ago. The grinding noises it makes make my gf boak.

Can do 78kg on the seated dip, which is over what I weigh, so yay. I max out at 105kg on the machine where you sit down and push the weights out with your legs.

Considering I was on the amphet diet for 8 months I'm putting it all back on, 68kg and climbing, all muscle baby! :D I'm rambling.

*opens another beer..*
 
nice one millhouse, didn't seem to take too long for you to get some decent fitness for the cardio exercises, hopefully it wont take me too long to get fit too.

Am worried about doing weights at the gym considering I'm a skinny little runt that can't really do much, I don't really want to do the weight machines either as they seem to only build single muscles rather than building that single muscle and your core muscles too, so they may get you looking better but not really increase your strength all that much.

Might look into getting some weights for home and mainly use the gym for sports like football and tennis and swimming, and maybe some of the cardio fitness machines, and the bar of course.
 
I said to my self yesterday that I have to get fit ASAP. I'm 27 this year and I can't recall ever being fit since....well ever! If I don't do it now I doubt I ever will. I really need to motivate and push myself. When I've money I'll buy some weights again and should really start doing the push and sit ups again and going out for a jog.
 
mugabe said:
nice one millhouse, didn't seem to take too long for you to get some decent fitness for the cardio exercises, hopefully it wont take me too long to get fit too.

Am worried about doing weights at the gym considering I'm a skinny little runt that can't really do much, I don't really want to do the weight machines either as they seem to only build single muscles rather than building that single muscle and your core muscles too, so they may get you looking better but not really increase your strength all that much.

Might look into getting some weights for home and mainly use the gym for sports like football and tennis and swimming, and maybe some of the cardio fitness machines, and the bar of course.
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Soon as I started eating (I want to say properly but I probably eat take away 5 days a week on top of all the other rather heathly stuff I cook at home) properly, and just generally keeping active, the bits you don't use turn to bits you start to feel proud of.

As soon as my gf said I was starting to looking toned I was like whaaaa? Then getting out the shower with a full length mirror in front of you, you turn in to a right poser!

I've yet to hit the gym's full on weights section due to not knowing what to do and as you said, looking like a skinny wimp. The ground floor the gym I'm at has loads of free weights and weight machines and all sorts of crap, maybe another stone and I'll start on the bench press.

One trick I can do at the gym which leaves me smiling every time I do it. They have a 6 foot long pull up bar. I do five crap pull ups then lift my legs over and back spin off, it's easier than it looks but landing on your neck hurts.. !
 
I need to collect my iron gym from angelsmokes house, it is easy to attach to any doorframe without damaging it or needing to screw it in, doing pull ups and chin ups it and push ups and dips really makes a difference too. Well worth the £15 or so it cost.

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mugabe said:
I need to collect my iron gym from angelsmokes house, it is easy to attach to any doorframe without damaging it or needing to screw it in, doing pull ups and chin ups it and push ups and dips really makes a difference too. Well worth the £15 or so it cost.

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Even a cheaper version of these is all you need.
 
I made mine out of 4 bits off my old steel framed bed, bit of foam and a load of electricians tape bit of welding ='s jobs a goddun'
 
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