Random MSN Gibberings LVI - Until You've Lived It Like, Divn't Preach It

[Acidtek]

Fuckin doctors, all I need is 30mgs Diaz and 1 7.5 zopiclone all my problems would be sorted! Instead I have to get them on the street and I end up taking too many! Just a regular script is so hard to come by with my history!

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Exactly, doctors don't like prescribing them due to addiction risk or impose a no longer than 4 week rule, but I can arrange very quickly to buy them by the 100's. Surely a regulated script would be better for some.

 

[Katapult]

Oh for fucks sake, work felt like a lifetime today.
I wanted to see my doctor about proper pain meds, my knee is trashed after a fall in January and it keeps waking me up at night cause of the pain. I tried every over the counter thing to get through a night painless but they don't do the job. I have no history in any meds whatsoever, think they would give me something?

Am not really looking for recreational meds but for pain relief. That's what docs are there for isn't it?

 

[tribal girl]

I generally disprove of dressing animals up for the purpose of entertainment, but this made me LOL. :D

Look at it's arse.

 

[illuz1oN]

lmfao

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

If you put your hand over the dog bit, you could actually mistake that arse for a rather mis shapen human!.It's very unsettling and hilarious.

 

[Shambles]

I would...

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

^ That goes without saying

 

[Sadie]

Yeah, You would. SICKO! ha ha ha

 

[Shambles]

Me sick? Not me dressing bitches up all sexy like.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

17 degrees here today and tomorrow and hopefully all weekend, oooft! That's sitting in the park with a bottle of cider weather me thinks. Time to rally up my friends, as i'm going slowly crazy as I aint seen anyone since I went out last Friday, and even that's got hazy memories!

 

[TheSpade]

I'm going insane as well and would like to get out this weekend but job centre not paying me means no chance of that. Can't possibly afford it. Tbh even if I had money there wouldn't really be anywhere worthwhile to go but getting out is better than staying in.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Ive nae money either, wages day (dole) is Tuesday. But I can afford a bottle of Cider to sit in the park if it's nice. I'll take a book and do it on my todd if I have to!

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

I want a Muslamic ray gun just so I can shoot this guy in the nuts to prevent him reproducing!

An EDL protester is so confused by why he's there that he breaks out into song.

To break the illusion (and stop the repeated discussion), he's actually attempting to say 'rape gangs'. But the Stella and coke on the minibus down was obviously to tempting to resist.

His album's out in 2012, also featuring the hit singles 'Allah is a Paedo' and 'No Surrender to the Taliban'

 

[Shambles]

Bwahahahaha! Reminds me of the Osama Bin Laden album of "comedy" songs by US C&W bands and the like. So wrong... but does make me titter

This is one of the tracks on it. Gotta laugh :D

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Naughty

 

[Katapult]

Awesome song!

 

[Shambles]

Ha! Think I posted the wrong one. Suspect that was the Brits' response to the US version of the "Day-O" Bin Laden tune. That version is way better

The US ones are far less intelligently amusing and far more gobsmackingly racist. And they don't contain lyrics about shaved fannies.

The US album is pretty easy to find on torrent sites for shitz 'n' giggz. Generally called "The Osama Bin Laden Album" oddly enough

 

[TheSpade]

Ive nae money either, wages day (dole) is Tuesday. But I can afford a bottle of Cider to sit in the park if it's nice. I'll take a book and do it on my todd if I have to!

I don't even have £3 for a bottle of cider. About 70p or something.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

I was paid back some money I was owed