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Random MSN Gibberings LVI - Until You've Lived It Like, Divn't Preach It

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Mr Sham man. If I could get you baccy I would right now.


See, Always good to have a PA on hand, you'd always have funds to get baccy and always have it in stock. A good PA knows how to work the budget and get the things their boss so desires.


Hookers and sheep not included. END OF!
 
I went to go and see Doug Stanhope last night......

Wore the perfect T-shirt for the occasion.

WATCH ME MASTURBATE.

Was ready for the heckle when I went for my 13th beer.


Roby.has.yer.boaby.tv

never got to advertise my live congar eel on a reel webcam show.....fuckadoodledoo
 
^ Did you get the heckle in? Heckling Doug Stanhope would be pretty sweet. The skinny fella from Gavin & Stacey heckled Jimmy Carr at the recording of one of his DVDs when he was about 15 apparently. He seems quite proud of the tale.

Sadie: Ha! Can sort my own hookersheep thanks :D

Am actually well-impressed with my budgeting this fortnight. Enough food, leccy and almost enough baccy. Rather impressed at my frugality skillz. Most annoying thing is my money is in my account now but there's no bloody shops open till 7:30 :!
 
yeah, you got a titty in the mix! On the train no less!!!


Doug Stanhope SUCKED! Maybe he was on an off night. Twas a rotten night after doug. Well because of Doug I should say. BAH doesnae matter.




Awww wee shammy. That sucks. I wish I could just walk over and give you some baccy but you live to far away.
MOVE HERE!!!!!!!
 
Shambles said:
I saw the woman who works at the chemist today. Was a nice day out. Planning on going to the shop tomorrow too. Ooh the social whirlwind I live =D
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Ooooh! At the chemist! 8)
Will go to bed. Thing my gees linctus should come tomorrow :D
 
Shambles said:
I saw the woman who works at the chemist today. Was a nice day out. Planning on going to the shop tomorrow too. Ooh the social whirlwind I live =D
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Ooooh! At the chemist! 8)
Will go to bed. Think my gees linctus should come tomorrow :D
 
YAY shammy

Don't worry, I'll be in bed soon too. Feeling it now. BL convo keeping me up now. Nice to see Roby back on the scene. Know what I mean?
 
I need to break my cycle, I've fallen back into it since getting back to Bristol. My boyo kept me in check when I was up in Scotland, left to my own devices I fall to bits, and fall back onto booze.

I've gone back to the old Cherry, and I don't like it. Fucked up my counselling. So it's just me gotta do it on my todd now.
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
I can't go to bed until i've finished this bottle of 3 litre cider. Otherwise, I'll get up at 1pm tomorrow, and finish it then. I'm in a daily drinking cycle that I need to break!

So, on I go!
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You must spend about £25 a week on booze then if your drinking 3 litres every day. That's how you canna afford to eat. :p
 
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