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Random MSN Gibberings LVI - Until You've Lived It Like, Divn't Preach It

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Learn to poach if you're that hard up in the case of food.
You'd be doing a farmer a favour or horse keeper.
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
Hahaha! that made me laugh!

But if you've not eaten for days and had no money for food,that bacon would taste extra tasty, not only cos it was taxed/free.
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Aye fucking right, if you're stealing because you're starving then batter in. I'd go out on the rob in Tesco before I'd starve easily. My point with my mate was that there was a probably a fridge & a freezer full of scran in his house but he specifically missioned it to the shop to steal fry-up supplies lol.
 
The RZA said:
Bit unfair on the poor fucker who then buys that bottle though Sham then gets home to find it's empty.
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Ha! I'd put not noticing you were trying to buy an empty bottle in the same category as store detectives and staff not noticing someone come in sober, wander about swigging from a bottle, then stagger out blind drunk ten minutes later really :D
 
My teenage nights out were financed by a scam whereby we went into Virgin Megastore, got expensive CD box sets then went in the camera-less lift and stashed 'em, before leaving and then sellling them to the local second-hand places.

Except I was shit at theft and looked shifty, so my job became the selling bit. Good times.
 
TheSpade said:
Whats the point in this though? Why not just pocket a bottle and then walk out with it? Seems like a bit of a risk going up to the counter first.



How is stealing a carry out different than bacon? If people are nicking food because there starving there's a decent reason for that, not having a carry out won't kill you.



That's so fucking pointless. You're risking getting done for shoplifting over a pack of chewing gum. How can it be worth it. Dishonest as fuck as well, especially when it's something so stupid and cheap that you don't even need AND you can afford to buy it.
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Haha, big Spade, the moral minority!!!

Stealing a carry-out is cooshty because he needs the carry-out, he wants to get drunk Stealing the bacon is just funny, but jakeyer (lol, made up words ftw) because he would have had food in his house.

The point in the counter thing is that he would have looked suspicious going up to the booze aisle, picking stuff up, then just walking out the shop. The shop I'm talking about the booze can be seen from the counter, so he'd lift two, walk about the shop while he pocketed one, then walk up with the other one. If he just wandered out someone would realise & stop him.

I guess the reason I do daft shit like that is just because it makes me smile inside =D & it's not like I would get done for it, who the fuck's gonna see me??? & if they did I'd just point out that I'm hardly gonna nick a 50p packet of chewing gum when I'm buying a £6 packet of fags. I should point out that this isn't a regular occurrence & the times I've done it I've usually been off my nut on something so found it amusing. That & I'm a jakey bastard!!

My mate's that work in the supermarket nearest to me rob the place blind. One of them hadn't bought fags for about 2 years because he would nick 200 at a time. The funniest thing is by the time they noticed all the missing snout he'd been promoted to a job with that supermarket's head office & he was the one sent in to investigate the missing snout, when it had either been him that done it in the first place or it was him that had showed everyone else how to do it without getting caught lol. Another one that still works there used to trade me fags & bottles of JD for grams of ching!
 
TheSpade said:
Whats the point in this though? Why not just pocket a bottle and then walk out with it? Seems like a bit of a risk going up to the counter first.
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Other way around. Shop assistants notice folk hanging round the booze section and walking out without even trying to buy anything. Schoolboy error. Crackhead's mate is clearly a professional ;)

SamhainGrim said:
My teenage nights out were financed by a scam whereby we went into Virgin Megastore, got expensive CD box sets then went in the camera-less lift and stashed 'em, before leaving and then sellling them to the local second-hand places.
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That was the other main earner for many. Especially those shitey compilation CDs they sell in BeWise and the like that no fucker ever buys - pipe organ and pan pipe CDs usually. Quid each in CashConverters no matter how shite the CD. Fella did ask a few times how come we had so many duplicate CDs. Fortunately my missus had an uncle with a market stall selling CDs and needed to get rid of unsold stock sometimes...

Incidentally, I'm not actually Fagin. Not anymore anyway.
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
When you get desperate for essentials, like food, sometimes it's the only way. Though, how my ex MTGG managed to steal a full PC tower, champagne, expensive steak when living in a squat, I'll never know. He was a genius.
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..because he used to rob a load of stuff from supermarkets and not get caught??
 
Haha, big Spade, the moral minority!!!
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I'm just not a tinky cunt who feels the need to steal. I'll leave that to the scumbags. ;)

Stealing a carry-out is cooshty because he needs the carry-out, he wants to get drunk
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He doesn't NEED it, just wants it. There's loads of things I want right now but I'm skint so I canna have them.

Where do you draw the line? Why not start nicking designer clothes, electricals etc as well? Then when you're done with that nick money from your rich friends and family as well?

Fuck that, bad habit to get into.
 
^^What relevance does living in a squat have on your stealing abilities though?

I didn't get that bit
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
No, because he was a clever person.
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ah ok, its just the context that made it appear as though you were glorifying his shoplifting abilities. he was a very smart guy i agree, shame he didnt put his brains to good use rather than learning ways to sneak pcs out of shops without getting caught :(
 
TheSpade said:
Where do you draw the line? Why not start nicking designer clothes, electricals etc as well? Then when you're done with that nick money from your rich friends and family as well?

Fuck that, bad habit to get into.
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Mate, if I thought I would 100% get away with it, there was no chance of being caught, I would definitely nick things like laptops, TVs etc. Fucking right I would. The only reason I wouldn't do it is because I'd be too para of getting caught.

I already said that I think it's wrong stealing from people or small family run shops as oppose to big faceless corporations.
 
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