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Random MSN Gibberings LVI - Until You've Lived It Like, Divn't Preach It

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My gas and leccy is only 20 quid a month less than my parents - she has kids living at home and several lodgers too. How the fuck that works out I don't know. Thankfully the change of leccy company I went for a while back has finally gone through and my leccy bill seems to have plummeted. Put me last 7 quid on the meter at the weekend and still have a fiver left. Was taking just short of a fiver a day off me until then. Absolute fuckin' scam but is looking better now.

Did get my interwebz bill today though which is gonna cripple me for a coupla weeks. I really need to get on the case and find a better deal cos 25/month seems pretty steep for internetz these days.

Spadey: If you read what I said you'd have noticed that I used to nick a pair of sunglasses every year. Used to. I was a junky who shoplifted on a daily basis for years so it really wasn't unusual behaviour for me. It's better than burgling houses or mugging folk, no? I don't shoplift these days cos I'm rarely quite that desperate but if I've got no food then I will feed myself. What would you do?
 
Traditional now. Think the Blessed Felix Himself may have started it ages ago but not 100%. Refers to the random, gibberatory style conversations often to be had on MSN. Pidgin just doesn't scan as well, I suppose. Think it's intended to keep off-topic babble in the other threads to a minimum...
 
TheSpade said:
I've no cash either but I fancy some booze, shall I go nick some from the shops?
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Aye. Go & blag a bottle of wine ya wee knob. Fuck it.

Folk used to bump thousands of pounds worth of shit at a time out the shop I worked in, it made no difference in reality. Cunts were insured to fuck, it just meant occasionally you'd get to see the big security guard leather someone if they got caught.

Stealing from people or a shop run by a person/family is wrong in my opinion. Stealing from a large chain of stores is fair game if you've got the bottle to do it as far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't do it (because I'm not a tink haha!) but I don't have a problem with other people doing it.
 
Do it in Tesco. I'm sure Terry Leahy won't be going short of baked beans next week as a result of your misdemeanour.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Aye. Go & blag a bottle of wine ya wee knob. Fuck it.

Folk used to bump thousands of pounds worth of shit at a time out the shop I worked in, it made no difference in reality. Cunts were insured to fuck, it just meant occasionally you'd get to see the big security guard leather someone if they got caught.

Stealing from people or a shop run by a person/family is wrong in my opinion. Stealing from a large chain of stores is fair game if you've got the bottle to do it as far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't do it (because I'm not a tink haha!) but I don't have a problem with other people doing it.
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Fuckin LOL.
 
My mate's been a dole-monkey for a while now & he seems to blast his giro on MD so he just knocks shit out the supermarket all the time. He's even got a plan worked out where he picks up two bottles of wine, pockets one, takes the other to the counter then fumbles about his pockets & kids on he's left his wallet in the car so has to run out & get it lol. I call him a jakey bastard all the time but if I was rooked I'd probably do it.

The day he told me he'd bounced down in the morning & stole all the supplies for a fry-up I thought he'd taken it a bit far though haha. Stealing a carry-out is cool but when you start bumping packets of bacon you need to take a look at yourself. He wasn't stealing food because he needed to eat, he lives with his dad, he just wanted to make a beast of a fry-up but had no money lol.

I occasionally blag something stupid out a shop just for the sake of it, like pick up a packet of chewing gum when I'm buying fags & just shove it in my pocket rather than sitting it on the counter. Fuck them.
 
People in Openshaw used to do their shopping by ordering it in the pub. Desperate junkies would walk in, take your list down, go to the supermarket and be back in ten minutes, selling at 50% discount.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Stealing from people or a shop run by a person/family is wrong in my opinion. Stealing from a large chain of stores is fair game if you've got the bottle to do it as far as I'm concerned.
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My position precisely. Nicking stuff for the hell of it was never really something I did but if I really do need something then Tesco's can pick up the bill, as far as I'm concerned. As mentioned above, sometimes it's just the least worst option - far better than robbing from actual people. If you need to eat and have no cash not many are gonna sit and starve for too many days before swiping a tin of beans. And nicking to fund a habit is bordering on doing the world a favour, I'd say. There are far worse ways of funding things that need funding...

Having said that there is always a good case to be made for comedy theft. If I walk into a supermarket, head straight for the booze aisle, help meself to a bottle of voddy, drink it on the way round the shop, put it back on the shelf then leave and no cunt notices then I think that bottle was fair game :D

SamhainGrim said:
People in Openshaw used to do their shopping by ordering it in the pub. Desperate junkies would walk in, take your list down, go to the supermarket and be back in ten minutes, selling at 50% discount.
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That was a regular wage for myself and many I knew. One time a whole load of us went in, loaded three trolleys piled high with spirits and meat (always the bestsellers) and trundled up the street to the traveller's site cos they always bought the lot. Police drove past on that particular occasion... and stopped. And politely asked where *so and so* was cos they'd skipped court then left us to it. You have never seen such shock and relief on so many junky's faces all at once in yer life :D
 
^^ heh heh.

Bit unfair on the poor fucker who then buys that bottle though Sham then gets home to find it's empty.
 
He's even got a plan worked out where he picks up two bottles of wine, pockets one, takes the other to the counter then fumbles about his pockets & kids on he's left his wallet in the car so has to run out & get i
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Whats the point in this though? Why not just pocket a bottle and then walk out with it? Seems like a bit of a risk going up to the counter first.

The day he told me he'd bounced down in the morning & stole all the supplies for a fry-up I thought he'd taken it a bit far though haha. Stealing a carry-out is cool but when you start bumping packets of bacon you need to take a look at yourself.
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How is stealing a carry out different than bacon? If people are nicking food because there starving there's a decent reason for that, not having a carry out won't kill you.

I occasionally blag something stupid out a shop just for the sake of it, like pick up a packet of chewing gum when I'm buying fags & just shove it in my pocket rather than sitting it on the counter. Fuck them.
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That's so fucking pointless. You're risking getting done for shoplifting over a pack of chewing gum. How can it be worth it. Dishonest as fuck as well, especially when it's something so stupid and cheap that you don't even need AND you can afford to buy it.
 
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