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Random MSN Gibberings LVI - Until You've Lived It Like, Divn't Preach It

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Mancunian GPs bypass such handwriting difficulties by employing a rubber stamp with 'DRUG SEEKER' on it and a constantly-replenished supply of indelible ink.

They're usually kind of right, too. ;)
 
One hour less kip though, i hate it when the clocks go forward it makes my Sunday go too quick if you know what i mean, shit i miss an hour of my precious weekend
 
I didn't know the clocks changed the night, makes fuck all difference to me as I have nothing going on and sleep till about 2pm every day. An hour less won't kill me.
 
How the fuck did it get to be half 2 in the morning? I swear I looked at the clock 5 mins ago and it was only just after 12! One more vodka and tonic then bed I think.
 
Doppelpost, but my mate just texted me to say "the woman makes the boobs... and not the other way round". Genius.

It's a really happy song, but indirectly. ;)
 
BBC News reporting that radation levels around the nuclear planets are TEN MILLION times higher than normal. :|
 
My dad brought me a load of boxes of my things that had been sitting about in their house. For the past few months I have had an odd shoe. I have not thrown out this odd shoe in the hope that it was contained in a box somewhere in my parents house, and not left in halls, even though pakcing one shoe would have been retarded. First box I opened and there is the other shoe, finally reunited!
 
^Yay for reunited shoes wibble!! Two lost soles no longer swimming in a fish bowl ;) You'll have to take them on an outing so they can bond. :)

My neighbour who lives below me kept me awake until gone 4am with music (Cascada being the worst offender, he usually has taste!) that was actually making things in my flat vibrate. His subs better than mine, and was really rude when I politely asked him to just turn the bass off not necessarily turn the music off. He made an official complaint against me, and the imposed rule is now no music after 2am on weekends. I should have gone down and cut the power to his flat like he did to me one morning, but that's illegal, and i've reported him for it.

I've just heard him say to his girlfriend who's sat in the Garden that he's going for a lie down. Time for some loud music. Well, it's nearly 4pm, nowt wrong with that.

I thought we'd reconciled things on St Pats night, apparently not! :|
 
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