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SamhainGrim said:
I've seen you enthuse about the wymyn before.

My girlfriend and I have similar tastes in women to each other so we often compete in the flirting stakes. Good fun at parties. ;)
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You're more observant than I give you credit for. Hope I didn't come across as harsh.

Glad you have a GF that appreciates as much as I do. ;) <3
 
GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!! :D
jelly legs in the morning after the best sleep ever!
time to get the bongs into me and get my ass down to an all you can eat Chinese buffet to gorge myself to death, gotta love sundays =D
 
I kept having dreams about being in Libya last night and that rebel troops (and me) had Gaddaffi surrounded and were about to claim victory.
 
craving some nandos and got a free card that gets me a whole chicken!awesomeness, then after a good eat may rattle a 2cb down the gullet and spice it up with a dash of k sundays all bout the melty giggles
 
The lovely weather is tempting me to dip into the psychedelics too. I'm being good though; white tea, vegetable soup and a few joints is what I'm currently running on. Off to meet my favoruite librarian outside her place of work at four, a dash round the supermarket and then we'll enjoy the rest of Sunday.

Spring a week early? We don't mind. :)
 
I would love some psychedelics.. can't complain though, wicked night raving last night and am now contentedly chilling enjoying the sunshine, vallies, cider and subs. Mmmm bliss :D
 
It's been sunny here too, as it always is when I'm on a bastard comedown. They should employ me as like a holiday weather guarantor, just gurn me p and I guarantee the next day it'll be bright as fuck and full of noisy bloody songbirds.
 
The total abuse my mates give each other is outstanding. One of them sent this to someone (who plays rugby) this morning

Rise and shine Dougie. It's the big one today! Calcutta cup!!!! Yaaassss! Shut the fuck up u disgusting wee egg chasing homo!
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Same person also came out with this at some point this morning

I'm thinking of becoming a comedian. This is my opening joke.

What have chris Benoit and Colin McRae got in common???

They both murdered their sons in cold blood
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FINALLY in bed for the first time since Saturday morning. Epic night out catching up with Bristol mates, and then a lovely sunny Sunday spent chilling at a mates with some blues and cider.

Got locked out of my flat, (my mates picked up and brought back the wrong keys after they'd gone back to mine to chill for a bit when I was in club) so had to buzz my neighbor at 4am to get me into the main stair, then two of my clever friends went to a local squat to ask if anyone would be able to help me get into my actual flat. Two lads came to my aid. They didn't want to do it at first, as my road is quite dodgy and police drive along it quite often, but they agreed. One of them scaled straight up a 15ft wall with spiderman skills, and in through my window. Thank FUCK for squatters. We paid them in Ketamine for their trouble.

Only reason he got in through my window is as the lock is broken. Going to have to get that fixed now incase word gets around, or if any other spidermen type figures fancy breaking into my house.

The sleep I'm fast falling into is going to be epic! I've not slept in since Saturday morning, and even that was a broken sleep.
 
morning all. sounds like you've all had better weekends than me. didn't get obliterated, just slightly drunk every night perhaps with the odd benzo thrown in. at least on saturday people came to mine so i didn't have to put any effort in.

i have to give a presentation in a fortnight and its going to be the most humiliating thing ever. i dunno. just feel like shit. should probably just go and ramble in the dark side, though then i'll feel like an idiot compared to everyone there with their actually real problems. ugh. sorry for the moan guys, i should probably just avoid this place til i've got something nice to say.
 
Life isn't always sunshine and flowers, Chinup. You can be forgiven for venting on here, so vent away. ;)

The sun's climbing in the sky, it's a beautiful morning and I get paid tomorrow. A spanner was thrown in the works, however, by having to deal with somebody's tantrum this morning. The reason? Me having the audacity to log on to Bluelight, of all things.

See, I suffer for this place. Nobody can say any different.
 
feeling surprisingly fresh considering i aint slept and been doing some surprisingly strong dirtty as fook looking base and some k watching non stop curb your enthusiasm,had a 2cb but decided against it ,gunna ride out the nice afterglow with plentiful spliffs bongs and tea,and maybe a swig of linky and and a val lol
 
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