Random MSN Gibberings LV: Gies a pound or I'll show you ma Justin(e) Bieber

[DS_]

That would be amazing.

BUT

Those T-shirts guys wear that have witty slogans on them usually annoy me.

For example-

T-shirt

' BEER + FOOTBALL = HEAVEN'

My Interpretation

'I have no personality so I wear this stupid slogan to attract other simpletons to me'

That's a bit pretentious...

 

[GlasgowE]

and wearing a T-shirt that says BEER+FOOTBALL = HEAVEN makes you a bit of a fanny

 

[parttime crackhead]

and wearing a T-shirt that says BEER+FOOTBALL = HEAVEN makes you a bit of a fanny

Agreed.

Admittedly I don't really go for plain t-shirts, but I tend not to buy "funny" ones either.

 

[GlasgowE]

Watching the man utd game and I keep hearing Fani.

Immature but Fani and Nani playing in the same game.

 

[smik2]

Seeing people with "If found, please return to the pub" and similar shit like that on their t-shirts just instantly makes me think they're a totally fanny.

 

[Chemical Samile]

Agreed, the one that springs to my mind is one saying "the man" (pointing to head) "the legend" (pointing to cock) is something only worn by a cockend.

Cool as fuck but funny tshirt's (like papa Fritzl) are a different story though...

I actually had a look today for somewhere to get my thesis bound. Not totally finished yet, but the fact that I've even began to look for places to bind it means that its very, very close!!!

NSFW:

YAAAAAAS!!!

Just gotta do the final edit, hand it in to my supervisor and amend any corrections he may have, and then the fucker is done!

 

[Shambles]

Never knew a thesis needed binding. May I ask what the subject of said thesis is, Sam? Or is it top secret superspy shizz?

Also, congrats

 

[Sadie]

Sorry to go off subject but this just popped up on my FB.

Why would I want TWO count them TWO layers of lettuce on my burger and tbh the left hand side looks rather raw. If anything this advert has turned me more veggie. Even on a veggie patty I'd still only prefer one layer of lettuce.


Rambling over.

 

[Cornishman]

It has taken me 11 years to post here.
Bluelight is fucking up. I blame teh druggies.

 

[Shambles]

Tell me about it, Cornish. Bordering on being unusable tonight

 

[Sadie]

I some how posted twice and it took me the best part of half an hour to delete one. TBH I wanted to delete both but Feck me, I wasn't gonna wait that damn long.

 

[Sadie]

That took me nearly 15 minutes to post. C'mon mods, Delete some archive!!!


Wish I had a server or money to donate but I haven't got either sadly.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Bluelight is slow as shit these days because Felix has filled the server with goat porn.

 

[Shambles]

I believe that is correct, PC. Think there was an announcement saying as such that he posted in that bit admin announce stuff that nobody ever reads. Goatcock is known for clogging servers

Or maybe it was a massive chunk of the archive being deleted. I'm leaning more towards the goat porn scenario though, myself.

Morning all. Coffee, cig and get my arse down to the chemist for me script cos it's halfday closing is the plan for the day. Droooooooooooogz!!!!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Haha, Shambles please don't take this the wrong way (I'm sure you won't) but I bet you do the junkie dance to the chemist on script day. I've been doing the walk of shame home from parties around this time only to be met by the happiest drug addicts in the world, bounding down the street, giving each other piggy backs & basically singing & dancing when they are normally shuffling along doing the dope-fiend-lean with a sad face on. Took me ages to realise why they were so delighted, until they stopped to queue outside the chemist lol. While I was the one shuffling home with the sad face on.

 

[Shambles]

Hahahaha! It's usually on the way back for me. Usually start cracking it out and munching pills as soon as I get out of sight of the chemists. Or as soon as I get out the shop with a bottle of summat to wash 'em down with :D

Needs must - by the end of the month I've usually spent at least a week feeling like crap so it's kinda like coming across an oasis after a week in the Sahara.

Decided to have some brekky first cos I'll just have to wait an hour for the cunt to fill it otherwise

 

[DS_]

Haha ^^

I've got an interview today for a decent-ish job at 3:15. I've got everything sorted but I feel like I can't do anything for the next six hours.

On with the boredom!

Oh, and good morning all

 

[captain codshit]

Bluelight is slow as shit these days because Felix has filled the server with goat porn.

Hahahaha codders likes your status.

 

[Jabberwocky]

PT I can't help really hoping that the 'stay gold' tattoo on the picture you posted is in reference to the people who produced one of my fave EPs of all time.... i suspect its not, but it would make me happy if it was.

good luck DS!!!!

 

[parttime crackhead]

PT I can't help really hoping that the 'stay gold' tattoo on the picture you posted is in reference to the people who produced one of my fave EPs of all time.... i suspect its not, but it would make me happy if it was.

good luck DS!!!!

I have no idea. Don't know who those tattoos belong to. My mate who makes the t-shirts is in some punk-type band (I know fuck all about that sort of genre) so I suspect it's one of his band mates. I know it's not him as his arm is covered in Back To The Future tattoos lol.