That had me laughing my ass off

Stick with it sadie and bide your time until he has a major attack of the munchies then present it to him
I've had to book my cat into a cattery next week for 3 nights

I'm pretty gutted he's like my substitute child... It has purpose built cat chalets with indoor heating and outdoor space,"viewing" windows and platforms for jumping. Doubt my cat is going to think of it as a holiday though!
The owners said bring his favourite toys and his bed - this cat has at least half a dozen fav beds - I'll turn up with his cosy doughnut, bean bag and basket with blanky and several tied up wotsit bags 8)
It's because of my CPD course at Dunstaffnage that all my colleagues think is a jolly