cherrycolouredfunk
Bluelighter
Lol, fuck using newspaper. That's a wild shout. Bog roll costs practically nothing. One of my old flatmates was a right skinto student cunt & he came home one day all proud because he'd bumped the massive roll of bog roll out of McDonald's. Came bowling in like "Check this out boys!!! We're fucking jamming!!!" "Get that tae fuck mate, I'm away to the shop for some Andrex"
Haha! Those massive rolls last AAAAGES though. When you live in a flat full of 6 people, they come in very very handy. Especially when some of them are tight fuckers and wont pull their hands out of their arse to chip in for rolls of supermarket toilet roll, but are more than happy to use the ones that are left in the bathroom that the rest of us paid for!