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Hmm, still might get one. I want a pet but I want an easy pet that requires no effort from me. I was gonna get a fish but they're a bit crap. We had goldfish in my last flat but my flatmate didn't even trust me to look after them for a week when she was away & took them up to her mum's haha. To be fair, she was probably right.

Two ecto killed all my mate's mum's tropical fish during a party one time years ago. Something similar would probably have happened.

I'm CHOKING for a Slow Loris but I don't think you can just bounce in the local pet shop & order one.
 
monstanoodle said:
Yo yo hey gabba gabba all :)

Just got back from packing up my Nan's flat in Exmouth. Was really nice finding all these little trinkets and letters n such ^_^

Oh, and I got back to 17 emails, one of which was the web article about my productions :)

Hope everyone's well n good ;) ♥
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Ahh I really want a hey gabba gabba t shirt! Don't seem to make em in my size sadly :(

Glad it went well packing up your Nan's, lovely to find personal items and things that made up her life I imagine.

Just read the article, good work! That's ace :D will get on the dl tomorrow.. what is your jungle/breakcore/gabba alter ego btw?
 
Oooo ratties are amazing pets, pity they don't live so long...unlike catties or manchild weans 8)

Actually listening to monsta-mixes right now - god is that man talented or what <3 know fuck all about dub, lush step n' the like (cause I'm an old gal :\) but I'm loving what I'm hearing on his cloud %)

Man just called from rig n' apparently I'm pished n' being a bad wifey :|
 
Good evening BL.

Just had a wicked Indian meal & caught up with my family for my fathers b'day.

Am stuffed: Eaten waaaay to much food!... :(
 
Crazy world. Ive missed two shootings in my life outside clubs ive been going to.

The 1st about 1990 and we missed it by about half an hour, road taped off as we got near the club, 2nd time was only last year and missed that by about 15 mins, and again road taped off as we was walking towards the club.

Both shot dead, one a drive by shooting the 2nd was somone shot inside there car outside the club.

It happens
 
parttime crackhead said:
Just found out that a boy I know has just been stabbed or slashed in the pub down the road from me. Nice. Fucking shithole pub. Who the fuck stabs someone in the pub on a Sunday???
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Bloody hell, you don't even live in a tinky area :( hope your know-of-mate is ok.

Someone was raped here about 3 miles away recently...pretty scary :|
 
Yeah, it's shocking what people can do to other humans.


There was a period of about 2 years here with 5 murders and we only live in a wee place. They're all inbred though so most of it was revenge crimes.
 
kate said:
Bloody hell, you don't even live in a tinky area :( hope your know-of-mate is ok.
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Aye, he's fine. Apparently him & his cousin ended up fighting with two junkies, two junkies inevitably lost the fight so either a broken bottle or a knife got swung at him. Supposedly it's not a bad one though & even I know who the two cunts are so I'd imagine they're pretty much fucked now & I don't mean police wise.

You drove through here one time eh? Probably drove right past my house lol. It's not as nice as it looks. I had far less hassle, seen less shit happen & heard of less shit happen when I stayed in the gorbals compared to staying here. Small town mentality, cunts are always looking for a scrap over nothing & then because everyone knows everyone it's never just one fight, on one night which is then over & done with, it carries on & builds up until it's full families fighting each other.

My mate still has a gammy eye from when he got clocked ever the head with a golf club a few years ago outside the same pub. Someone had had a small fight inside, got chucked out, came back at closing with 6 other guys, balaclavas & golf clubs, just started hitting anyone & everyone that walked out the place.

There was gangs of people fighting with hammers outside it a few months back as well lol. Fucking ridiculous.
 
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That's mental parttime would never guess as you're driving through for a short cut to the M74 :| looks such a pretty place, lovely main street architecture n' the like. It's such a surprise to hear of such violence there :\

Mental stuff sounds like the worst of the worst of outer wedgie :(
 
First time I visited Glasgow there was a fatal shooting within spitting distance of where I was staying within hours of me getting there. They never did catch me for it either.

Hope your mate's as well as can be expected though, PC. Too many a scumfuck morons in this world and too many of them are armed :\
 
HA HA HA

I remember that day. Crack of dawn we opened the curtains to see police tape EVERYWHERE!!!

All I could say was "Welcome to Glasgow"
 
Aye Shambles, as far as I know he's fine. Doesn't sound like it was a hospital visit or anything.

Sadie said:
HA HA HA

I remember that day. Crack of dawn we opened the curtains to see police tape EVERYWHERE!!!

All I could say was "Welcome to Glasgow"
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That's mental parttime would never guess as you're driving through for a short cut to the M74 :| looks such a pretty place, lovely main street architecture n' the like. It's such a surprise to hear of such violence there :\

Mental stuff sounds like the worst of the worst of outer wedgie :(
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You would only have seen such a small part of the town. It looks tiny when you drive through it on the way to somewhere else but it's actually pretty big. Few dodgy areas an all. One particular estate the wee neds had sprayed right across a full two storey building "You are now entering The Southside" haha. Except I'm sure they spelt at least one word wrong lol.
 
I can never understand scotch folk.

A glaswegian once told me 'your patter's like water' (after a few minutes of deciphering what he'd said) I asked him why?

He replied 'because it runs out yer mouth'.

EDIT: I still have no idea what point he was tring to make?
 
Think I'm going to adjourn to the bedrooom, Snuggle under my cozy comfy duvet and watch The waking dead. YAY

C'mon the opening scene is a little girl zombie getting popped right in the forehead. It's gotta be good.

I never did get in on this series. Seems this is the first one so YAY! Might even take the netbook in with me. Cosy on up.
 
parttime crackhead said:
One particular estate the wee neds had sprayed right across a full two storey building "You are now entering The Southside" haha. Except I'm sure they spelt at least one word wrong lol.
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Coincidentally just found this on Facebook, from the same area lol.

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Cornishman said:
I can never understand scotch folk.

A glaswegian once told me 'your patter's like water' (after a few minutes of deciphering what he'd said) I asked him why?

He replied 'because it runs out yer mouth'.

EDIT: I still have no idea what point he was tring to make?
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He meant that your chat was shite. "Your patter's like water" is a fairly common shout round here, although you're right, it makes no sense, it's purely because in Glaswegian patter rhymes perfectly with water. Other examples are "Your patter's like spunk.... it takes a wank tae produce it" & shit like that. Shite patter. That's the one I prefer to stick to, rather than some stupid rhyme or over-used shit saying, I'd rather just say "SHITE PATTER!"
 
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