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I just deleted all the posts on my facebook wall haha... took me over 2,5 hours. I blame shit coke and wine this afternoon. Kept me occupied though :)
 
About two weeks ago I moved the fridge and cleaned under it. Found a Tunnocks snowball still in the packaging. Dude, I can't even remember the last time we had any of those in the house.

I keep daring the other half to eat it. I swear to fuck I'm gonna get him to eat it. He says he will but he's chickened out everytime so far though.

I mean it is sealed. This must happen. I can see him worshipping the porcelain god if he does.
 
Sadie said:
About two weeks ago I moved the fridge and cleaned under it. Found a Tunnocks snowball still in the packaging. Dude, I can't even remember the last time we had any of those in the house.

I keep daring the other half to eat it. I swear to fuck I'm gonna get him to eat it. He says he will but he's chickened out everytime so far though.

I mean it is sealed. This must happen. I can see him worshipping the porcelain god if he does.
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That had me laughing my ass off =D Stick with it sadie and bide your time until he has a major attack of the munchies then present it to him ;)



I've had to book my cat into a cattery next week for 3 nights :( I'm pretty gutted he's like my substitute child... It has purpose built cat chalets with indoor heating and outdoor space,"viewing" windows and platforms for jumping. Doubt my cat is going to think of it as a holiday though!

The owners said bring his favourite toys and his bed - this cat has at least half a dozen fav beds - I'll turn up with his cosy doughnut, bean bag and basket with blanky and several tied up wotsit bags 8)

It's because of my CPD course at Dunstaffnage that all my colleagues think is a jolly :p
 
pontifex01 said:
^ If that's the way you treat your cat I'm jealous of your children. Will you adopt me please?
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As long as you don't call me up every other month and ask for another £200...like one of my real sons does - then off course I'll adopt you and put you in a cat box n' take you to the cat chalet holiday home =D

Sucker mum that I am I always pay out too :o
 
My apologies for lack of Pm replies folks, like work I'm on a 2 week lag here :|
 
This website has been very slow loading recently....ill give a 5 quid donation if you can make the website load pages faster !!
 
Just got up, & pouring with rain outside.

Have recieved text, mates are in F*r* club in V*u*h*l*, but definitley bypassing that!...

Very messy im sure :)
 
wibble said:
moring, morning crew. Fucking early for a saturday innit.
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Good morning Wobble :)

I no, bunged up with cold here.

Fell asleep not long after 10pm last night, and now have friends off there tits (for A change 8) ) in afterhours club hassling me to get the train down into town.

Here I am not replying & sipping green tea instead, going to be having A very peaceful weekend.

My dads birthday tommorow, so having A nice Indian meal for that.

Something to look forward to I guess. Maybe it will sweat this cold out A bit.
 
Morning. Totally fucked today worked a 10 hour night shift went to the pub at 8am untill 7pm, slept till 9pm then back in work for 10 hours. Seriously the worst night of my life :!. Sleep is the order of the day I think!
 
Morning, all :)

And fuck UPS. Does anyone know what they mean by "Held in a warehouse per a contact service offering" on their tracking site? Was saying "In transit - on time" all day yesterday and it got through customs okay too it seems. Have they lost it or sold the delivery contact to a snail perhaps? They'd better be good for their money-back guarantee given it cost the best part of £30 for postage :|
 
I just got back from town. Arches, mate's flat, party, snooze on my pals couch, drooled like fuck all over her cushion haha. Now gonna get a shower, try & force down some food, pick up a load of ching & head back into town too see my mate's band play a gig in some flat lol. Fuck knows what it's gonna be like, I imagine messy.
 
kate said:
That had me laughing my ass off =D Stick with it sadie and bide your time until he has a major attack of the munchies then present it to him ;)



I've had to book my cat into a cattery next week for 3 nights :( I'm pretty gutted he's like my substitute child... It has purpose built cat chalets with indoor heating and outdoor space,"viewing" windows and platforms for jumping. Doubt my cat is going to think of it as a holiday though!

The owners said bring his favourite toys and his bed - this cat has at least half a dozen fav beds - I'll turn up with his cosy doughnut, bean bag and basket with blanky and several tied up wotsit bags 8)

It's because of my CPD course at Dunstaffnage that all my colleagues think is a jolly :p
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Aw I feel your pain about your cat, luckily for me if we have to go away I have a nice mother in law that comes and babysits for me, my kitty cats are my kiddies too <3
 
That earthquake they had in NZ struck where BL username cakehead ( fine fellow) lives, tho you no doubts won't read this we're thinking of you - not continuously of course ;) - hope they're ok.

On that cheery note I'll piss orf :)
 
Is jude still alive? Or did he die from a combo of aids and opium in Cambodia?
 
MMMM Tucked up in bed. Fairy lights on, Netbook in lap and crap telly.

It's been a rather chilled out Saturday so far. I'm liking it. Fell asleep on the sofa earlier so I may not be able to sleep so easily. Oh well. Cosy and comfy is fine by me.
 
Quiet night in BLand, for sure. So quiet I almost started on the PM pile but got distracted by an epic QI session on't tellyboxwebz instead. Booze and diaz are hinting at a mellow evening remainder - mainly due to fairly safe amounts of both cos otherwise "mellow" tends not to be the case with that combo :D
 
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