It was a chilly night in February.
Various people of various ages were sat upon their computers....
The clock had just struck 12, church bells were ringing in the distance.
"Ahoy" shouted a voice from the dark.
"who's that"? replied a bewildered bluelighter.
"It's me. I am stephen seagal, and I'm here to be your friend"
"oh, ok then. Can you get me some heroin"?
"Sure, I'm stephen seagal. I can do just about anything"
Stepen seagal took £20, tied a bedsheet around his waist and abseiled down the chimney.....
Within 10 minutes he'd returned.
He handed over a baggie containing what looked to be heroin from Afghanistan.
"Oh my god. You weren't kidding. This looks like the real deal"
Stephen seagal said "I know, I got a connection who can get 10/10 all the time"
"Thankyou stephen seagal" replied the bluelighter.
The bluelighter opened the baggie and sprinkled some illegal heroin powder onto some tin foil.
He lit a matchstick and inserted a toilet roll innnard into his mouth.
Burning the matchstick ever so carefully beneath the foil, the bluelighter bagan to run the product along the foil.
He inhaled deeply through the toilet roll tube....
"This is shit. You sold me bash" said the bluelighter.
"Haha" said stephen seagal.
The End.