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Random MSN Gibberings LIV: teh polis are watching us!

I found Leigh Francis annoying as fuck at first - found him very one-dimensional and that one dimension was mostly just shouting whilst wearing big rubber masks. After watching it a bit more he really grew on me though. Some of his stuff is definitely very formulaic but so is much good comedy and there's also plenty originality in there too. Funny fucker, for sure.

Michael Macintrye is definitely an annoying middle-class cockend. Must admit I do find him quite funny but he is definitely a one-note comedian. Simple observational comedy can be very funny and he is definitely good at it but it's also very easy to be funny doing that kinda stuff. I wouldn't stab him, but also wouldn't go out of my way to watch him.

Also, a belated congrats to Watson :)
 
Nice one Watson, fucking sweet news :D

i just caught some bloke going through my bins in my garden, i asked him what the fuck he was doing, he said he was looking for food, bullshit. he was blantantly trying to find bank details or something. i should of dropped that muffa fucka
 
my head hurts. The total sad thing is, I didn't drink that much. WTF?


Im slowly coming round. Not after an epic nap though. Tee hee.
 
Aye, he's a bumptious dogs cock, but where most comedians try to shock their way through a stand up gig, McIntyre has done surprisingly well. I've found some of his stuff quite funny because I have managed to relate to some of it. Whether it's talking about the "man drawer" or ripping us Scottish cunts for varying reasons, he's done it well & without being downright insulting. The easy option is to be a total cunt like Frankie Boyle & completely run out of material after only 2 proper tours/dvds. Comedians shouldn't do stadium tours though because it must lose a shit-load of atmosphere like you get at a smaller gig.

Keith Lemon is brilliant & Celebrity Juice is funny as fuck. Don't like it - don't watch it then.
 
watch this and tell me Leigh Francis (i.e. the guy who plays Keith Lemon etc.) isn't funny:

Bo Selecta - Charlie Bear Busted


by the way, good morning, morning crew. :)

I thought Bo Selecta was reasonably funny. I think that Keith Lemon character is horrendously shite though.

Cletus - I don't watch it. The reason we were talking about him being utter shite is down to my mate meeting him at the brits & my disgust at him not headering him.


A girl I know bakes mad cakes for some reason, cunts birthdays n shit. This is the latest one...

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Zero energy today. Ugh. Gonna have to make a start on this house soon.

In the mean time I'm just gonna chill on my sofa with a cuppa coffee. Oddly enough sat in a towel. Just had a nice bath with some of my new LUSH products so at least I stink kinda nicely.
 
With you there Sadie 0_o
Woken up with a massive headache n feelin a bit fuzzy (too much gear me tinx + med dehydration).

Really want to go see my best mate today - He's in huge amounts of pain due to a couple of teeth that're gunna need removing plus, being in this pain, he's had to resort to going back on the gear n rock :( He's not in the best of mindsets as a result, so I just hope I've not woken up too late.
I know I'll be able to cheer him up though :)

Hope everyone else is doing irie! ♥
 
What's irie? You do speak funny Monsta guess I'm just a fuddyduddy old-timer.

Decisions decisions do I skive off not go back to the office or do I be good? On ferry return n it's run ing late never mind rolling about like a drunk... Also got to drive past my house to get to work. Bored lazy n iPhone posting - glass of red wod cheer me
 
Boo to driving unless it's to pick up nice people n things.

Trying not to drink red it is ruinious on my head and calorific! Gin & diet Tonic is the healthier choice for me hehe

Safari has no spell checker when posting here but does with everything else how odd.

Have a nice day sadie.! I've decided to go back to work if I ever get off this boat :-(
 
Aw, being responsible just isn't as much fun as being Irresponsible.

Yeah, I'm picking up loverly peoples in a little while. Will enjoy a drink later this evening I believe.
 
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