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Putting a finger in my arse [Work Warning page 4]

The problem is that, I didn't quite much enjoy it. :\

Maybe it would be better with something soft, like a finger, which I used in the beginning. I guess it reminds you more of a real dick.
 
Survival0200 said:
The problem is that, I didn't quite much enjoy it. :\

Maybe it would be better with something soft, like a finger, which I used in the beginning. I guess it reminds you more of a real dick.
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yep and its an acquired taste cos u start to feel what you want to feel as u get used to it cos the muscles are relaxing.

give it time.
 
BOTTOMBUM said:
=D Don't you have a friend who could do this for you.8)
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Ye I'll just give them a call...

1- Hi Bob/bobet you mind popping over this evening and giving me a hand with something

2- Ye sure whats up?

1- well I'm having trouble relaxing while I try to stick a finger up my arse. Thought you could help?

2- Not a problem mate, I'll be round at 7 and by 9 we'll have the whole hand up there.

Sorry but this thread is hilarious! Best thing to get to work and read on a Monday morn. I cant give any addvice on how to do it but I have been currios after watching Amercian Pie to have girl do it to me while sucking me off at the same time. I hear its amassing.

Only lube I've used was good old KY-jelly. great fun with sex as can use it with all condoms as its water bassed but also can become quite addictive when having a wank.
 
By all rights, girls shouldn't get pleasure from having something up their arse! Guys should, because that's where their prostate (g-spot omg!!1!) is. Be sure to use lube, but not too much or you might shit all over your hand when you pull it out. Buy a dildo =D =D
 
rumpled said:
By all rights, girls shouldn't get pleasure from having something up their arse!
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I beg to differ with that. Women can (and do) achieve orgasm from it. Anal sex is another way to massage her g-spot. If the woman is truly in tune to her g-spot and can achieve g-spot orgasms, the anal sex will send her over the edge every time.

rumpled said:
Guys should, because that's where their prostate (g-spot omg!!1!) is.
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Prostate massage is great, especially if it being done by a woman that knows how to "milk the prostate". We're talking repeated mini-orgasms that just go and go... I've experienced it for 5 straight minutes before.
 
ScattyD said:
Ye I'll just give them a call...

1- Hi Bob/bobet you mind popping over this evening and giving me a hand with something

2- Ye sure whats up?

1- well I'm having trouble relaxing while I try to stick a finger up my arse. Thought you could help?

2- Not a problem mate, I'll be round at 7 and by 9 we'll have the whole hand up there.

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ROFLOL!!!!! =D

Maybe you could offer him a six-pack for his trouble too. It would only be polite.

ps. I really, really should close this, but I can't bear to.
 
no way, nothing wrong with a bit of humor in this section on occasion!! this thread is gold.

and to be honest, i am not certain that he isn't kidding, survivals post's have always been a little wacky.

and why shouldn't he want to play with his asshole, many 'mos and hos agree, ass play is fun. i have known gay men and crazy women both, who have reported orgasms from anal penetration. personally, i don't like poo, so i can't even bear to think of it.
 
I'm straight, and I'm a virgin, and I've been playing with my asshole (ok, laugh you homophobic retards; cringe, you neat-freak girls) pretty much since I started jerkin' it. I don't do it very often. And I was also surprised my how tight my ass is. Recently it's been bigger; I can put in three fingers. Anyway haha...it's just fun; I mean, it stimulates your prostate gland. Is that a eugenics-fascist enough reason for it to be socially acceptable?

Also, Darth Mom, are you saying that all gay men, for example, have shit fetishes?
 
no no no, don't infer something i didn't say...i was being facetious, meaning, i don't want to go anywhere near the poop shoot for that reason. it really creeps me out for anyone to go near my asshole, or to do it to another. that is all i was saying.
 
felixdahousekat said:
First of all: HAHAHAHA!!!!! :D

<ahem>

Just use one of these - that way you can keep both hands free to do other stuff. %)

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How would you get the beer can in there ? You must be very skilled %)
 
Crazeee said:
How would you get the beer can in there ? You must be very skilled %)
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when I was in highschool I worked in a gym/physical therapy place as a towel boy/office gopher, and this one dude in the locker room would ALWAYS be hard and he was as thick as soda can. :eek!:

I saw him in public with my friend once and he said hi to me and I told my friend about how he's as big as a soda can when he's hard.
 
Oh for God's sake people I've seen porn where guys are sitting on friggin' traffic cones, and you're all whinging about a finger? Gawd. Just shove it up your ass and be done with it.

P.S. this thread has provided me with so much laughter...it's gold
 
Crazeee said:
How would you get the beer can in there ? You must be very skilled %)
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I think if you used ^^ that buttplug a few times, pretty much *anything* would just drop in there without a fuss. :D
 
It just isn't natural...:P If a guy expected me to stick anything up his ass, it would be over. I know that some guys want their girl to stick their fingers up their (his) or even lick them down there. In extreme cases, they will even want her to strap on a dildo and fuck them up the ass! Thanks, but no thanks... *LOL*
 
Mona Lisa said:
It just isn't natural...:P If a guy expected me to stick anything up his ass, it would be over. I know that some guys want their girl to stick their fingers up their (his) or even lick them down there. In extreme cases, they will even want her to strap on a dildo and fuck them up the ass! Thanks, but no thanks... *LOL*
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I wish my s/o would let my by a strap on and fuck him up the ass=D Ive asked so many times.:\
 
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