Putting a finger in my arse [Work Warning page 4]

[MazDan]

Stagnant, slightly off topic I know but its been bugging me for ages..........why do everyone put 11 on the end of stuff?.......... or sometimes one

 

[Survival0200]

Is that true, about the oil-based lubricants?

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They do it, because when novice computer users are putting lots of !!!s in the end of their lines, by pressing shift+1 - when you release the shift, it's going to produce just ones. So, if you're not careful, this happens:

Hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

So, if some people want to point out, that the text they wrote is meant to be silly/not to be taken seriously, they use this kind of things to give you the message.

 

[StagnantReaction]

^^ I dunno, that's what I've always heard (from Adam and Dr. Drew :D ). Something about bacteria risks, but that's iffy. What I DO know is that oil deteriorates condoms, and so it's a no-no for sex.

And for the 1's.. it's a lame interwebs meme
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/One

 

[BOTTOMBUM]

Play with your dick to take your mind off what your doing to your butt. God this is funny!!!

 

[MazDan]

Aha............thanks for the heads up lads............makes sense.

It seems to be something that has taken off more in the past 12 months or so here in particular.

Guess Im not l337 enough aye.

 

[realm]

question #1: are you gay?

question #2: have you tried a banana?

 

[MazDan]

I dont understand why people think sticking a finger up your ass equates to gay.

I take pills...............does it mean I have a heart condition?

 

[BOTTOMBUM]

Play with your dick to take your mind off what your doing to your butt. God this is funny!!!

and I forgot to say relax, if you feel like your about to shit yourself, your not relaxed. Lay down put some tunes on and have a wank, have a few drinks first. Don't you have a friend who could do this for you.8)

 

[randycaver]

sooo what you are saying is randy has stinkie poo? i always took her for a yummy poo kinda gal.

hey! don't bring me into this! LOL

 

[indiedrugmusic]

I am a guy and I will say even though I like the ladies, it feels great to massage the prostate. For women on the other hand it has to be pretty mediocre at best. Give yourself an enema then find a nice tranny and have her fuck you in the ass. You can stretch that asshole, just don't give up.

 

[itsjustme]

I dont understand why people think sticking a finger up your ass equates to gay.

yea...my boyfriend likes it and he's not gay or bi

 

[Survival0200]

I just tried it again in the shower, with just a lot of water as a lubrication. Didn't work. Goddamn, I didn't really think my asshole would be this tight.

Do you think these kind of rubber gloves would be hygienic enough, if I'd take them from an unopened package just for this purpose?

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

^ LOL! I love how that illustration just seems *made* for this topic :D

I wonder if the people at Ansell rubber gloves had that purpose in mind?

ps. I don't know if I'd use just any old dishwashing gloves, that rubber's pretty thick you know. What you need is surgical gloves, or something similarly thin.

 

[Survival0200]

They'll know I'm a pervert if I go to a pharmacy asking for latex gloves. 8(

 

[StagnantReaction]

Fine, have fun with a bleeding arse.

(scare tactics always work to entice harm reduction)

 

[MazDan]

No they wont because you need them for your first aid kit.

Seriously though you dont need gloves, just use soap afterwards..........nothing will smell, trust me.

 

[realm]

this thread is hilarious

 

[BOTTOMBUM]

They'll know I'm a pervert if I go to a pharmacy asking for latex gloves. 8(

you are soo not being serious! you just started this thread as a joke!8)

 

[Survival0200]

^^
Please, keep your replies away, if you have nothing useful to say.

 

[BOTTOMBUM]

^^
Please, keep your replies away, if you have nothing useful to say.

I DID YOU YOU ADVICE! I gave you the benefit of the doubt to start with, now your being rediculous about the gloves, I was wondering if you were serious!!!! everyone else dribbles crap!!!