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GUNS N'ROSES (past and present members)
Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage, sex toys, girl-girl sex...and he likes to videotape it. The Guns N'Roses song "Pretty Tied Up" gives you an idea what Axl likes. Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there's a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn't come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn't like to wear condoms. We hear the other ex-Guns guitarists are much better when to comes to sex: Izzy Stradlin and Gilby Clarke have gotten praise for their great sexual skills. .
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Hahahahahahaha! Groupiedirt.com - for all your dutty rock god dirt-based needs =D
 
Blur can be a fun band to hang out with, but watch out for bass player Alex James, who likes to beat up women.
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Surely not?!? He makes cheese for fuck's sake. Cheesemaking and battering women just don't seem a likely combination to me.

There are some corking revelations about some bands in there though =D
 
Shambles this is brilliant! THANK YOU =D

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Jimmy Page is considered a legend when it comes to sex with groupies. We've heard that he hasn't given up his S&M ways and he likes his women to be submissive
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Clearly we're made for each other. I just love him even more now <3
 
I figure the 50 years difference between us might already be sufficient :D
He seems to have a thing for blondes too. I am going to make this happen.

I'm getting way too excited over nothing right now hahahah =D
 
Oh yeah, I actually know where his house in London is =D I think he's got plenty all over the world though, sadly, so wouldn't know if he's home or not...but I've heard accounts of fans going there to take pictures of it and literally running into him as he's coming out. Apparently he's really nice and always stops to chat. So I'll definitely have to get myself a tent and camp out there for a few weeks at some point (hardly creepy at all) =D
 
Hahaha! Never had one, we don't wear those in France...I'm sure they can't be too hard to find though. I'll go there in a schoolgirl uniform and my guitar slung over my shoulder, he won't be able to resist ;)

(I'm actually totally going to try this)
 
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Shaved pubes stop itching, you say? I could never make it to that point, I shaved em off once, and lived through a fortnight of utter hell. No amount of drugs distracted me from the itching!

I use a trimmer, no razor is going near my man bits ever again! :|
 
Yeah Morphling, if you only did it once it's normal that it would have itched a lot, but it really does stop entirely after the first few times. And the end result is definitely worth the initial few days of torture imo :)
 
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