Pubes

[dan88]

Haha that just made me spurt ribena all over my keyboard you cunt! Before checking out my equally hairy stomach and thinking I'm gonna use that similie myself one day!

 

[Ceres]

ffs MAN UP

NSFW:

 

[Pagey]

^Sweeney Todd style?

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

the girl who wrote that big pile of crap needs a good hard shag from a big hairy cock. she obviously spent a lot of time with a submissive, small dicked doormat of a guy. like i said, fair enough trimming em for hygiene purposes and to be considerate for your partner.. but if going at your near your manhood with sharp metal and looking like a prepubescent evermore for the sake of 'gaining' a couple of centimeters - is even remotely a factor in your thinking, im afraid youve got problems


girls are full of shit, they think different to how they feel. the vast majority of women want a man, not a quasi-eunuch.. on top of that, one slip and youll be dropping the 'quasi' about as quick as you do the razor

 

[Pagey]

Well someone had a bad shaving experience.

 

[gayorstraight]

Shaving does not make one less of a man! Each to their own

 

[Ceres]

does make you sweatier though

 

[Munroe]

Where's the liberal media? He had some decent insight on shaving in the consumerism thread..

 

[dopemaster]

I shave my pubes for me. Fuck all that it makes you cock look bigger. It has hygeine benifits but it doesnt replace showering and bathing. Maybe I live in a warm climate but I like to let my downstairs breath. I feel sex is better with no pubic hair. I rarely see a woman with pubic hair. I had one gf who didnt shave and she was probly the youngest girl I ever dated as an adult. Upon discovering her forest I went to the bathroom and handed her a razor and said well if you wanna be with me shave that shit. So she shaved it. I use this nifty little gadget that is a combination of clippers and an electric razor. Its ideal for the situation and engineerd for it. I have experience ingrown hairs and a bloody sack back in the day when I use disposable razors but I have since then stepped my pre-pubescent game up. I shave with the norelco body groomer and I noticed no one else has mentioned it. I shave everything but my face, chest and legs. I shave my back, my arms (I have tattoos though), my head, my arse and my pubes. I guess I do leave a happy trail though but shave the sides a bit. This is all about my personal comfort first and foremost. Its the same reason I dont shave my face, plus I look fucing awesome with a beard.

 

[Shambles]

One lady seemed borderline offended, lol.

She tried to argue that shaving pubic hair was wrong because it looked too prepubescent.

Had the same initial worries with Occasional Mrs Shambles. Mine had grown out at the time we got together and she actually apologised for her own lack of pubes (not shaved - permanently lost after a past medical procedure). Obviously I wasn't complaining given my fondness for the smooth look/feel. Mostly for the feel really. She initially didn't want me to get rid of mine but I did one day anyway and she was an instant convert. She'd previously not liked blowies that much but that changed on the spot

I don't get the "it looks pre-pubescent" thing at all. It just doesn't. My dick may not be humongous but it ain't like a 7yo's :D

Fannies don't look like kid's fannies either (I have younger half-sisters before anybody gets the wrong idea ) (and no, that second idea produced by the previous parenthesised section is not right either ).

One thing I used to find after being clean shaven was the aphrodisiac effects. Anyone else get such a thing or am I just a phreak? :D

Both. But definitely feel more up for it when all silky smooth. Seems to sensitise the whole region too. But that's probably just cos there's more skin available to be stimulated.

 

[knock]

How the fuck has this thread got to two pages? No wonder the country's in a state when everyone's head is full of pubes

 

[Shambles]

^ Three pages for me

if scratching is a source of great pleasure for you, dan88.. then maybe you should learn to enjoy it sans-hair, as im reliably informed the resulting itchiness post-shave is enough to reduce an ascended-saint-on-pcp's fingernails to a gunk-filled set of bloody stumps

This is a vicious rumour and totally unfounded. It only itches the first couple times. I've not had an itchy groin in years now.

We know a song about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRH1V7mEFMM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I really do not like fully shaved or hairless guys.

Bearlove in loves bears shocker :D

I trim.

Have gone smooth a few times but I get awful shaving rash which is really not a good look.

As with itchiez that only happens first few times. Practice makes perfect

 

[curious_24]

Three pages and still going strong!

 

[Shambles]

Disturbingly, I seem to have developed a load of white ones since I last looked hard at them.

Me too. Baldyballs are definitely better than salt 'n' pepper pubes, I'd say. It's not me that has to get close enough to admire 'em though.

I prefer to shave the balls and leave some sort of hood for the shaft. I'm not a big fan of the chuppa chupp. I am a master of the topiary though. This is not my block and tackle but it is my handy work....

I just use the side burn trimmer of a regular electric razor and a good old fashioned Gillette for the detail. Next on the shopping list is some pubic dye. The kids already give me strange looks when I strut around the house.....

Nice job %)

It's actually mostly the lip area that I object to being hairy on a gal. Far too annoying getting stray pubes caught in the back of yer throat. Bastards are bastards to shift too

 

[Pagey]

Yeah I don't understand the whole itching and rash thing everyone's talking about. As Shambles said it stops after the first few times. I've not had anything down there for years and never had any problems or complaints. It just feels nicer
I do like my men generally hairy though (to a certain extent)

 

[Shambles]

That's possibly a rock chick thing, Pagey. I doubt Led Zep, G'n'R, Skid Row or Def Leppard went clean shaven anywhere

In hippy trail news, I get why some here would steer clear of cock-area clearances - is hard to say where is appropriate to stop. I'm hairless everwhere except me head really. Few here in there in me arsecrack but they usually get shaved to while I'm at it. If I were hairer in general I'd probably just clean up the sack and stem and trim the rest.

 

[Pagey]

Possibly yes

 

[knock]

Sack:

Stem:

rest:

But seriously, I think shaft sounds better, Shammy

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

for all the electric clipper sold-on-bald, consider this - i used to shave my hair all the time, every now and then, whether tripped fusebox, electric running out or powercut.. the trimmer stopped mid-cut clamping whatever hair you happen to be cutting - tight between the static blades. it was painful enough on the head. great incentive to put an extra bit on the leccy each week



best of bluelight thread right here, dont listen to knock.. no, i never do either but still

 

[Shambles]

I doubt G'n'R went clean shaven anywhere

Although I gather that Axl Rose probably should've as he's famously hung like a hampster. And/or has very bitter exes :D

But seriously, I think shaft sounds better, Shammy

Possibly so, Knock. "Stem" does sound a bit delicate which is perhaps not an adjective that most blokes would like anywhere near their dicks. I like a bit of variety in my wordstuffs though so decided to ring the changes