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Project: Compiling a Grand List of Overused Drug Cliches

201 I'm not addicted, i can stop anytime i want

202 Brain damage, overdose, becoming addicted etc..... Naahh!! that shit's never gonna happen to me

203 There's no problem at all with doing *insert name of drug you like here*.
However poor those who do *insert name of drug you DON'T like here*, they are fucked.
 
204: Marijuana has never been known to trigger "panic attacks" in long term users.

205: Smoking meth off of aluminum foil causes parkinson's disease.

206: Only good meth comes from California and if SWIY has good meth, I can guarantee that is where it came from.

207: If you hold in a hit of meth, it will crystallize in your lungs and can lead to irreparable damage.

208: If it burns clear, then you got the good shit man!

209: I'll gladly pay you tuesday for the sack today.

210: I'll bee right back in a minute; I promise...

211: What you just bought as a half ounce wasn't just an eight ball 5 minutes ago.

212: All dealers sell pure meth because it is an honorable thing to do.

213: Tweekers would much rather buy pure meth from a cook at $75 a gram then they would 65% MSM cut with meth at $60 a gram from the 3rd person down the food chain.

214: Its okay to sell drugs from your home without any fear of governmental intervention.

215: It is always best to tell people your real name, let everyone know where you live (if they ever need anything) and to invite hot chicks over, thinking you can get some ass if you show them your set-UP.

216: Drug dealing is a popularity contest, the more the merrier.

217: Only one person knows where I live, I trust her, she would never snitch on me.

218: Its okay to smoke the shit, only needle hypes are junkies.

219: Marijuana does not contribute to "short term memory loss"

220: They are my bestest of friends. If the shit were to hit the fan I can trust them to visit, put money on my books and look out for my old lady because afterall, they are my homeboys.
 
Oh. My. God.

Illegal drugs are always bad. There's no good use for sniffing glue or snorting heroin.

Sure there is. But you won't find out what with that attitude.

What do drugs feel like?

...(whatever)...

Unfortunately, in most cases these feelings are followed by even more powerful ones like depression, anxiety, nausea, guilt, embarrassment, loneliness and wanting more drugs.

Blanket statement anyone?



This site makes me want to vomit. Infact, I think I might.

*blecch*

Alright, I think this covers the next 100 cliches at least.

221-299: Freevibe.

(edit: fix up numbers)
 
Not sure if this is 221, 222 or 300 soo...

221, 222 or 300. Your parents don't do drugs.
 
^^^^ LOL
Don't worry Kremar, here at the fun factory we're ALWAYS recruiting.

CrystalCallas grab your stuff, don't forget to pack a bunch of lighters you're gonna need those.

You guys are gonna love your new home so much =D
 
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