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Project: Compiling a Grand List of Overused Drug Cliches

74. At some point in time all drug dealers encounter a briefcase with money on top and blank paper on the bottom.

75. When purchasing cocaine a switchblade is needed to poke the kilo then sniff a bump.

76. Speedboats are common locations for drug transactions.
 
77. 100's of new designer drugs are cranked out everyday. They have cool names like "Rage" or "Bliss", but are somehow always much less effiecent/desirable/good as existing drugs.

78. A drug baron's posse must be multiracial and include: a big huge tough guy, a martial artist, and a guy carrying either a tech-9 or a silenced Mack 10.
 
80. a person who is addicted to cocaine looks like he/she is about to cry at any second
81. hard drugs are NEVER just tried once, enjoyed, then forgotten
 
82. once someone smokes pot, their life is consumed by hard drugs and is a downward spiral to a hollow existence
 
84 potheads are evil people and aren't suitable for boyfriends.

(My friends girl is currently breaking up with him because she discovered that he does drugs.)
 
85. Drug addicts can be recognized by their hooded sweatshirts and dark bags under their eyes. The second you get addicted to anything you have to buy, find or steal a hooded sweatshirt--unless it's issued to you by the prop master.
 
86. Wearing two hooded sweatshirts at the same time, with both hoods on makes you a badass. And a beanie under both hoods is more badass.
 
^^guilty of wearing hooded sweatshirts, as well as beanies, and maybe even bandannas, sometimes all at once.

im so ashamed...
 
88. Smoking weed can get you pregnant.

(I saw an anti drug campaign ad on TV once with a girl doing a pregnancy test. The whole idea was that she fucked this guy cause she was stoned.)
 
89. speed makes your face pale, lips blue and your eyes red
90. weed makes you wanna listen to hippie music
91. techno is impossible to enjoy without psycedelics
92. junkys lies constantly
93. we are all one
 
we're not all one?
you enjoy trance without psychadelics?
weed people aren't mellow?
oh gawsh :o


94. people at mcdonalds never know you're stoned when you spend an hour analising the big mac picture
 
96. The internet is a on stop source for all drugs known to man
97. Pot is always laced with pcp and sold to unsuspecting fools(you'd think
republicans/conservatives would know about cost effectiveness)
98. People actually make whipped cream w/ those nitrous bulbs
99. If someone at a phish show is selling you gas from a big tank its gotta be
pharmacutical grade swiped from a dentist.
100. The DARE program stops drug use, and doesnt just give kids a detailed
list of things go try(i cant be the only one who had a unheathy curiosity
for that case of "fake drugs" the cop would show everyone)
 
101. All Colombian drug traffickers wear white shirts & pants. A straw hat is optional. The cigar is not.

102. Cocaine plantations aren't hidden in the jungle, they're right out there on a field where Chuck Norris can see them.

103. Every single dealer out on the streets is "bigtime" and "the most feared in this hood". You never see a loser dealer. They all move kilograms of cocaine every day.

104. Dealers are always surrounded by hundreds of women in bikini around their pool. You can't be a dealer till you have a hundred girls willing to stroll around in bikin for you.

105. Drug cartels aren't people that would kill each other at any chance they got, no, they're people that meet in caves around a table with a guy who's stroking a cat in the middle.

106. They then go to the cybercafe of their cave to check what the coming tendencies on drug use are going to be (on BlueLight, of course =D)

107. The guys that give the main actor drugs to sell are always in a car, one of them is bald, one of them has to wear shades and they have to beat him up for not paying his debt - even if they just met him.

108. After a night of underage drinking and wild sex, little Jenny All-American goes home to puke, yet strangely only manages to spit a little. No mouth wash necessary either.

109. One of the two cops is always black (not really related to drugs, but still true)

110. All dealers accept stolen goods

111. ... and services (never met one of these either)

112. Drug dealers at raves all carry shirts with a big huge X written on them, so you can recognize them.

113. It is more common to put a pill into some goody-goody two shoe's beer than to enjoy it for yourself.

114. There is nothing more persistent in this world than a group of kids trying to (peer) pressure their friend to take some drugs.

115. Did I mention that smoking marijuana makes you go on wild sexual rampages & makes you jump out of them window thinking you can fly (Dr. Quincy episode from the 60's)

// great threads bunny
 
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