MaliceNwunderland
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155. All MDMA users wear fishnet tanktops.
Project: Compiling a Grand List of Overused Drug Cliches
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MaliceNwunderland
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Bump.
156. A secure place to store drugs is the rolled up leg of your pants.
157. Drug dealers like to conceal their faces. Be it a hood, sunglasses, or bandana tied around their face.
158. The more drugs you sell, the more gold teeth/necklaces/chains you have.
159. Psychadelhics offer nothing, unless you want to end up like a quasi hippy that says "wow" and "man" a lot.
156. A secure place to store drugs is the rolled up leg of your pants.
157. Drug dealers like to conceal their faces. Be it a hood, sunglasses, or bandana tied around their face.
158. The more drugs you sell, the more gold teeth/necklaces/chains you have.
159. Psychadelhics offer nothing, unless you want to end up like a quasi hippy that says "wow" and "man" a lot.
-=ReD-hAzE=-
Bluelighter
^^^ And things like, "Can ya dig it?" and "Dude."
malachi305
Bluelighter
MaliceNwunderland said:
these are true in my area. except they don't flash their shit when they're dealing
gugglebum
Ex-Bluelighter
^^^^
Those are too in my area too, and just as you mentioned malachi, they dress up like dorks when they're selling - and I doubt it helps.
The latest fashion in my neighbourhood is to stick a 50 euro bill on the front-left (on your heart, so to say) of your shirt/sweater/jacket, just to let everyone know you're a really wealthy motherfucker who just so turns out to live in one of the worst neighbourhoods in Spain. How odd.
Those are too in my area too, and just as you mentioned malachi, they dress up like dorks when they're selling - and I doubt it helps.
The latest fashion in my neighbourhood is to stick a 50 euro bill on the front-left (on your heart, so to say) of your shirt/sweater/jacket, just to let everyone know you're a really wealthy motherfucker who just so turns out to live in one of the worst neighbourhoods in Spain. How odd.
zekethemusicman
Bluelighter
160. All drug users are outcasts from society and are forced to live under bridges and in boxes
161. You can always tell how good the cocaine is by tasting it off the end of your knife, even if you dont really know its cocaine.
162. Its important to lock all the windows and doors in your house, even on the third floor. this is because all junkies and druggies carry around a ladder and some lock picking tools.
163. Regardless of how tired you are, if you sleep in school you are automatically a druggie and are gonna drop out soon anyway.
164. All drugs, regardless of the strength and the amount of time they last, are done directly after school. Sometimes a few lines of coke are snorted on the bus seat just before you get to your house.
161. You can always tell how good the cocaine is by tasting it off the end of your knife, even if you dont really know its cocaine.
162. Its important to lock all the windows and doors in your house, even on the third floor. this is because all junkies and druggies carry around a ladder and some lock picking tools.
163. Regardless of how tired you are, if you sleep in school you are automatically a druggie and are gonna drop out soon anyway.
164. All drugs, regardless of the strength and the amount of time they last, are done directly after school. Sometimes a few lines of coke are snorted on the bus seat just before you get to your house.
EpicureanDream
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Is Freevibe.com a parody or is that actually serious?
dbighead2
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^sadly it's serious
165. The only way to do heroin is to inject it
166. Everyone that ever uses psychedelics are spaced out and never get back in touch with reality.
167. All crack users are black and from the inner city
168. Everyone from a trailer park is an alcoholic that beats the shit out of his wife (because she walked into his meth lab of course)
165. The only way to do heroin is to inject it
166. Everyone that ever uses psychedelics are spaced out and never get back in touch with reality.
167. All crack users are black and from the inner city
168. Everyone from a trailer park is an alcoholic that beats the shit out of his wife (because she walked into his meth lab of course)
mariacallas
Bluelight Crew
169. you do crack? EEEEEEW. CRACK IS WHACK!
No fuckface, i freebase cocaine. Its essentially the same, but not quite. And im not black or from the ghetto, not that theres anything bad with both. Fucking stereotypes.
No fuckface, i freebase cocaine. Its essentially the same, but not quite. And im not black or from the ghetto, not that theres anything bad with both. Fucking stereotypes.
malachi305
Bluelighter
CRACK IZ BAD FOR JU!
mariacallas
Bluelight Crew
LOL:D
mariacallas
Bluelight Crew
EpicureanDream said:
LOL its too nauseating to be parody. Parodys actually give me a nice fuzzy feeling. This one is BLEACH. LOL
special_k_420
Bluelighter
i dunno about 168, sadly that actually happens a lot round here, in the trailer park down the road from my house.
FisheyeLens
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170. I've done acid and have a hard time with even simple math now...
Reality: actually having done LSD 8 times (hey I'm legally insane LOL!) math is so easy I can do it in my head in 1 second without even thinking about it.
171. Drugs will ruin your life, they don't just make it bearable or fun.
172. You get addicted the first time you try [insert drug of choice]
173. Hallucinagenic mushrooms are toxic, if you OD you die.
174. Marijuana intoxication will impede your reasoning ability and you will do things you never would have done sober and then not remember what you did.
175. LSD is nerotoxic like PCP and will fry your brain, damn I need to stop doing it LOL.
Reality: actually having done LSD 8 times (hey I'm legally insane LOL!) math is so easy I can do it in my head in 1 second without even thinking about it.
171. Drugs will ruin your life, they don't just make it bearable or fun.
172. You get addicted the first time you try [insert drug of choice]
173. Hallucinagenic mushrooms are toxic, if you OD you die.
174. Marijuana intoxication will impede your reasoning ability and you will do things you never would have done sober and then not remember what you did.
175. LSD is nerotoxic like PCP and will fry your brain, damn I need to stop doing it LOL.
p3rc3pt10n
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176 A world 100% free of drugs is a possibility, our governments are working on it
177 The ONLY reason why our governments wage the war on drugs is because they love us so much and care a lot about our health (yeah right he, he)
178 Politicians and cops never negotiate with drug traffickers
179 Lsd hallucinations are so horrible that the only way to escape once you've taken it is killing yourself
180 The same dealers that sell coke, crack and speed sell also lsd and mescaline
181 Those dealers put drops of lsd in public phones for fun
182 You can die from a marihuana overdose
183 Marihuana can make you crazy or schizo
184 The main risk of smoking weed is that you'll jump inside a pool and breath underwater thinking you are a fish, or you will fall asleep while smoking a joint setting your room on fire (a local tv ad says so)
185 The reason why alcohol and tobaco are legal is because those are the substances wich cause the least social and health problems, in fact they are not even drugs
186 It's pretty ok and even fun to get drunk till you drop or start a fight every weekend, but doing drugs is not
187 Your parents get drunk too often and smoke tobaco all day, some even have a couple of drinks everyday, but that's not the same as doing drugs
188 Doing drugs is the only possible way to ruin your own life
189 Mdma makes you gay
189 Raves are events where everybody takes lots of Xtc in fact they give it for FREE, and then everybody has sex with everybody all night like wild animals.
190 Raves are organized by a global network of drug traffickers to create places to sell their stuff and hook new victims... wahahaha
191 Drug dealers reclute kids and youths, get em hooked and then take em to their huge drug factory where they are enslaved to work producing drugs for a dose of crack or speed a day.
177 The ONLY reason why our governments wage the war on drugs is because they love us so much and care a lot about our health (yeah right he, he)
178 Politicians and cops never negotiate with drug traffickers
179 Lsd hallucinations are so horrible that the only way to escape once you've taken it is killing yourself
180 The same dealers that sell coke, crack and speed sell also lsd and mescaline
181 Those dealers put drops of lsd in public phones for fun
182 You can die from a marihuana overdose
183 Marihuana can make you crazy or schizo
184 The main risk of smoking weed is that you'll jump inside a pool and breath underwater thinking you are a fish, or you will fall asleep while smoking a joint setting your room on fire (a local tv ad says so)
185 The reason why alcohol and tobaco are legal is because those are the substances wich cause the least social and health problems, in fact they are not even drugs
186 It's pretty ok and even fun to get drunk till you drop or start a fight every weekend, but doing drugs is not
187 Your parents get drunk too often and smoke tobaco all day, some even have a couple of drinks everyday, but that's not the same as doing drugs
188 Doing drugs is the only possible way to ruin your own life
189 Mdma makes you gay
189 Raves are events where everybody takes lots of Xtc in fact they give it for FREE, and then everybody has sex with everybody all night like wild animals.
190 Raves are organized by a global network of drug traffickers to create places to sell their stuff and hook new victims... wahahaha
191 Drug dealers reclute kids and youths, get em hooked and then take em to their huge drug factory where they are enslaved to work producing drugs for a dose of crack or speed a day.
Kremar
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p3rc3pt10n said:
so, where do i sign up?
CYCOactive
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192: The biggest, most transparent shards are generally the purest.
193: Most incarcerated drug dealers are black
194: Most blacks are crackheads and are the majority in ALL U.S prisons.
195: Mexican "glass" is the best gear
196: Its made from "phos" so it must bee bunk
197: Many people do not buy dl amphetamine on the streets, thinking it is meth. They never come back for more because all addicts are connoisseurs and should know better.
198: MSM gives gear a sort of synergistic effect.
199: The drug war is racist and is a government tool to keep a brother down. 8(
193: Most incarcerated drug dealers are black
194: Most blacks are crackheads and are the majority in ALL U.S prisons.
195: Mexican "glass" is the best gear
196: Its made from "phos" so it must bee bunk
197: Many people do not buy dl amphetamine on the streets, thinking it is meth. They never come back for more because all addicts are connoisseurs and should know better.
198: MSM gives gear a sort of synergistic effect.
199: The drug war is racist and is a government tool to keep a brother down. 8(
jersey drape
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200: any normal square suburban college kid who is pressed for cash and comes upon $10,000 can find the local dealer and purchase a kilo and start making hundreds of thousands of dollars
p3rc3pt10n
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LOLKremar said:
Right above the line at the bottom of this page
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