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Predict the next celebrity death

Bec Cartright................



In a tradgic event, Mrs Cmon Mark 2 was found beaten to death in her Sydney home. Police say they are looking for a heavily set female fitting the description of Princess Fiona from the movie Shrek. Husband of the deceased Lleyton Hewitt was unavaliable for comment apparently preferring to work in the gym before making a statement.
 
^ What makes you think God would want to start cyber sex with you?
 
strumpet said:
Tom Cruise or John Travolta -- either one of them assassinated for hugely annoying Scientology rants

Ahh I hate scientologists therefore that wench off the X-Factor should also be killed

All 3 off them can die in a tradgic E-meter bashing incident...
 
jessica simpson.
i'm gonna stab her in the face with a high heel and see if silicon oozes out.
 
Anna Nicole Smith suffers a fatal toxic reaction from a combination of Slim Spa tablets, Champagne and Valium and collapses, jittering and writhing, on an awards stage.

Unfortunately, everyone thinks she's acting normally until it's too late.
 
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