Predict the next celebrity death

[missadict]

can't believe noones mentioned ozzy osbourne yet, the poor guy can't even string a coherent sentence together. I'll put a bet on o'l courtney love to shes waaaaaay on her way out

 

[muzby]

the hot money is on the new president of iraq.....

 

[angel!na]

Brittany Spears.

That bitch has turned crazy, i bet she dies of a drug overdose.

Either that or obesity, has anyone seen how fat she's gotten lately!?!?!?!?!

Too many Big Macs

 

[bumble83]

the newspaper today said that brittany is engaged to one of her dancers

 

[preacha]

a fat britney still has a better stomach than most girls i see everyday.

my two cents? courtney love

 

[sonicnature]

Big Bird shall be gunned down in Sesame St.

 

[Gold D.E]

my two cents? courtney love

We can only pray

My moneys on The Pope(no offence to any religous types)

 

[preacha]

^^ good call

 

[Naughtiest_Maximus]

Eddie MacGuire and Mick Malthouse found dead in hotel room. Authorities are yet to determine wether it was a case of double suicide or some autoerotic fantasy gone wrong.

In the not too distant future.....

Peter Garret and Cheryl Kernot found dead in hotel room. Authorities are yet to determine wether it was a case of double suicide or some autoerotic fantasy gone wrong.

In the distant future...

Nikki Webster and Danial Radcliffe (Harry Potter) found dead in hotel room. Authorities are yet to determine wether it was a case of double suicide or some autoerotic fantasy gone wrong.



Methinks i should go to bed now.8(

 

[onetwothreefour]

fuck the pope: i hope it's painful (the death, not the fucking ).

 

[UnSquare]

Popesicle

^
You know they'll just thaw out another one.

 

[*sunflower*]

fuck the pope: i hope it's painful (the death, not the fucking ).

Is that really necessary? Fair enough this thread is satirical but wishing pain on anyone is nasty.

 

[abcdefg]

carl williams shot approxamtly 40 times

 

[mickeyjooce]

I reckon it will be Sally Struthers lets face it, she is gonna eat herself to death!!!!!

Either that or Kylie Minogue will go from a coke overdose!!!

 

[pubeman]

Jessica Simpson, her last remaining braincells will just pack up their shit and leave, and she'll forget to breathe

 

[astrosmurf]

i've got word from a reliable source that tim bailey is going to be gunned down in a drive by shooting.
it is yet to be confirmed wether or not this will be done by concerned citizens, or by the police in the interests of the communities welfare.

 

[josh_nexus]

Paris Hilton, who will shoot herself after deciding to rid the world of the only thing she believes is as beautiful as she is, her reflection. It was all going well until she got abit too elaborate with the murder plot and tried to force her reflection to commit suicide.

 

[linusSL]

Olsen on the way out

I reckon i was on the money back here, she can't be too far off the skeleton she already resembles

 

[wazza]

Marlon Brando

.

 

[keystroke]

nice work wazza, you wished it upon him and now he's dead.