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Post your drunken apologies here

After completing a centurian:
I apologise for urinating in the TV room of my college, for spewing all over the floor of my floor's toilets and for taking part in a centurian the was held in SWATVAC and then tackling people and yelling and singing really loudly and waking people up, especially since the vet students had an exam on that morning. sorry again
*goon drinking game (had about 3/4 of a litre), 5 shots of citruse (sp?), and 5 pints of draft.
Sorry to Pugg Mahones in carlton for spewing in your toilets, putting a bar stool in the toilet bowl (god knows why), heckling the live band (they are shit though), propersitioning one of the bar girls (you've been very forgiving about it) and eating nearly a whole pizza I didn't chip in for. Sorry Puggs, even though youkicked me out after tipping out a glass of straws and putting a stool in the toilet bowl you have been very good in letting me back again.
Yep its been a fun year at uni, wait a month and i'll post my next round of drunken apologies.
I'm normally a good boy, honest
 
I would like to officially say sorry to officer chops for my drunken ramblings to him on Saturday night and to thanks him for the lift. Your a legend :)
 
macksta: im sorry for half throwing up in your car that time. ;)
im positive most of it landed in my hands and out the door, however i do take the blame for the remnants that slipped thru my fingers on the way out ;)

hehe
 
im sorry to my freind tash for having to rescue me after i passed out in the toilets at a club on wens night... and im sorry that she also had to bribe me with the prospect of free new york slice pizza to get me to leave.

oh and im also sorry to all the people i tried to pick fights with or threw my shoes at whilst i was drunk and obnoxious and encountered them on my journey to get the pizza.
amy :)
 
A general sorry to the world at large

I hereby apologise for all of the things in this thread that have a * next to them.

I also apologise to the couple who's drinks I kicked over after jumping in through the window of LahLah Lounge, on to their table, after deciding/being told that I was too drunk to be allowed in through the door. Apparently I bought them a bottle of wine or champagne or something to make up for it....

Apologies to the homeless man who I haggled with over the price of his hat (which I ended up with at the end of the night), I don't know what I paid him for it, but I'm sure it was worth every cent. I just hope he doesn't get sunburnt or something now :(

I apologise to Mooshie and Witch_Doctor for not having the staying power to make it to meet you, I'll definately make it up to you somtime soon.

Sorry to whoever/whatever I hit with my knee hard enough to cause this 8(
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And because I can almost guarantee that I did other stuff, I'm just gonna say an unconditional sorry to anyone I encountered during those messy messy hours of Friday night.
 
Well, I Guess I *AM* A Criminal. But "I Am Not A Criminal." If You Know What I Mean.

*raises fingers like Nixon*

I regret nothing.
That's what getting drunk is for.
 
And the list goes as follows....

* I appologise to my old mates in canberra for vomitting on their carpet and leaving an inch thick tar stain on said carpet (I used to smoke a lot!) I believe they never could remove it :S

* I apologise for the two abos I beat up in Mt. Druitt after a 9am till 4pm booze bender in the mountains.

* I apologise to anyone who was with me when my best mate kiran is hanging with me...yes he does talk a lot of shit..I told yaz not to give him them cones.

* I apologise to all the fruits at Taxi club who wanted to sleep with me (You know who was more drunk than me aye:P)

* I apologise to all the one night stands who were unfortunate enough to be bamboozled by my smooth talking ways.

* I apologise to my dealers who I rang up at ungoldy hours after drinking too much and deciding some weed or speed was all I needed at 4am.

* I apologise to my gf for calling her up after drinking goon at my jobseeker centre and accidentally calling her my ex's name :S

* I apologise for all the ppl who were on acid I freaked out. I wasn't really gonna open up ur guts to see how the human digestive system works.

well I don't think I can list it all...but u get a general idea :P

Peace Out
 
I'm sorry :( I get real messy when i'm drunk and should just eat more acid and pills hehehe =D

There has been quite a few times where i have forgotten the night before only to be told what i did the next day. So so bad that i didn't even believe it 8o
 
I apologise to keystroke and elly for blinding them with my photo's and shattering whatever innocence i still held in their minds ;)
 
i apologise to gilly for hassling her all night for nude photos :P

although she should really apologise for not sending them
 
LOL Pop Popavich, no need to apologise, im sorry i missed that! u sound like a party animal! :)
 
I apologise for makin g a drunken fool of myself tonight... .but enjoying it so much... so yeah... oh well! People can edeal with it! i think i just get a bit loud but that is okay... love youl all!
 
i appoligise for drinking a litre of southern comfort and then going round to everyone at the party saying

'fuck yeah, im better than you'
 
i apologise for my drunken abnoxious state on friday night..

well, i'm only gonna apologise if i offened anyone... if you found amusement in my actions, either laughing at me or with me, then things are all good :)
 
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