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I Slept with Tiger (Eye of the Tiger)

Open up, Star Magazine
See my face, read my story
How can I say this without sounding obscene?
Someone famous put their dick in my holes
So many times I met him for sex
Even though he was married
I can prove it, I've got voicemails and texts
Just as long as you can pay my price
You see
I slept with Tiger and it sure was real fun
Rising up was no challenge for old Tiger
And it seems so appropriate his last name is Woods
'Cause he always was rock hard when IIIII
Slept with Tiger
Face to face, having some fun
Rendezvous in Las Vegas
Every night he would get two holes in one
With his nine iron and that is whyyy
I slept with Tiger 'cause he's famous and rich
And I'm too scared to sleep with O.J. Simpson
Now the tabloids are calling me a gold-digging bitch
'Cause he's married with kids, but still IIIII
Slept with Tiger
Tiger was always on top
Slamming balls into my sand-trap
He'd pop an Ambien but that didn't stop
Him from fucking me against his SUV
I slept with Tiger every chance that I got
Even thought at first I did deny it
He's what they call a "blasian" which I think is so hot
'Cause it's black but not too black so IIII
Slept with Tiger
I
I slept with
I slept with
Tiger Woods
 
I Kissed a Squirrel

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walking in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It's called bestiality
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don't start no riot
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
Don't even know what you're about
You're another species
Shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And they tasted like feces
And underneath those furry paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex-with-animals laws
Hard to obey
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
You're intrigued, don't even deny it
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn't straight, it wasn't gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Don't knock it until you've tried it
'Cause I liked it
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes and mouths so kissable
Their bodies so explorable
Too good to ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except for when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don't have rabies
'Cause now I'm pregnant with six of his babies
He had a tiny dong, thank god I'm tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
 

"Constance" by Spiritbox​

Eternal Blue-2020

Dying sun burns in the night
I watch it glow, and it's so hard for me
Speaking darkness out of spite
Coercion and then caving in, wrap me in my bitterness
Give it up; I'm complacent, just enough to escape it
Heretics wouldn't phase me
Lucid trust, I don't want it; palms are rough when you promise
Fire lies when you're honest

It's hard to lose and wonder why

You pressure in increments
Like a slow-moving coup
Memories dissident
When I am holding you

If my sun won't set tonight
I'll look around, but it's so hard for me
Like a shadow passing by
Crashing into shapes and then fading with my innocence
Give it up; I'm complacent, just enough to escape it
Heretics wouldn't phase me
Lucid trust, I don't want it; palms are rough when you promise
Fire lies when you're honest

It's hard to lose and wonder why
I have been waiting my whole life

For pressure in increments
Like a slow-moving coup
Memories dissident
When I am holding you
 
Hot To Blow (Luigi Mangione), Chappel Roan

I could be the one, his new addiction
I could be his penpal when he is in prison
Sure, he's a killer, but he's such a fittie
I'll overlook his crime because he's so pretty
Judge, don't find him guilty, please
Until he shoot a load in me
Murder in the first degree
But he did it for you, he did it for me
L-U-I-G-I Mangione
You can kneed my pizza dough
Give me all your peperone
Louigi, I am hot to blow
Sure, he got a CEO
But I love Luigi Mangione
He's so sexy I can't cope
I need Italian sausage down my throat
Something really strange about the way I'm feelin'
I try not to care but my butthole is squealin'
We can use a condom so you don't catch AIDs
'Cause then United Healthcare will deny your claim
Judge, don't find him guilty, please
Until he shoots a load in me
Murder in the first degree
But he did it for you, he did it for me
L-U-I-G-I Mangione
Eat me up like a calzone
Your foreskin tastes like provolone
Even if you are psycho
Sure, he shot a CEO
But I love Luigi Mangione
He's America's new hero
FUCK Deny Defend Depose
What's it take to get your cell number?
How do I get you out on parole?
What about conjugal visits?
I'm hot to blooooowww

Oh, so some of you jealous bitches don't think I know Luigi? I'm the reason the man had such bad back issues. Now, personally, I'm non-violent, so I'm not glad that Luigi shot a healthcare professional because his company sucked so hard. But I do wanna suck him so hard.
His actions ignited a national discussion on the U.S.A's crappy healthcare system. And I wanna thank him. No, I mean REALLY thank him ;)

Luigi, I am hot to blow!
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Hot To Blow (Luigi Mangione), Chappel Roan

I could be the one, his new addiction
I could be his penpal when he is in prison
Sure, he's a killer, but he's such a fittie
I'll overlook his crime because he's so pretty
Judge, don't find him guilty, please
Until he shoot a load in me
Murder in the first degree
But he did it for you, he did it for me
L-U-I-G-I Mangione
You can kneed my pizza dough
Give me all your peperone
Louigi, I am hot to blow
Sure, he got a CEO
But I love Luigi Mangione
He's so sexy I can't cope
I need Italian sausage down my throat
Something really strange about the way I'm feelin'
I try not to care but my butthole is squealin'
We can use a condom so you don't catch AIDs
'Cause then United Healthcare will deny your claim
Judge, don't find him guilty, please
Until he shoots a load in me
Murder in the first degree
But he did it for you, he did it for me
L-U-I-G-I Mangione
Eat me up like a calzone
Your foreskin tastes like provolone
Even if you are psycho
Sure, he shot a CEO
But I love Luigi Mangione
He's America's new hero
FUCK Deny Defend Depose
What's it take to get your cell number?
How do I get you out on parole?
What about conjugal visits?
I'm hot to blooooowww

Oh, so some of you jealous bitches don't think I know Luigi? I'm the reason the man had such bad back issues. Now, personally, I'm non-violent, so I'm not glad that Luigi shot a healthcare professional because his company sucked so hard. But I do wanna suck him so hard.
His actions ignited a national discussion on the U.S.A's crappy healthcare system. And I wanna thank him. No, I mean REALLY thank him ;)

Luigi, I am hot to blow!
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Lol. I'm going to put this in the thread on this as well.

 
brokedownpalace10 said:
Lol. I'm going to put this in the thread on this as well.

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Yes! Show Bun-Bun some love xD. Her and Jackie Beat are my favs :D

[Jackie Beat did the I Slept with Tiger (Eye of the Tiger) and I Kissed a Squirrel (I Kissed a Girl) that I recently posted, too. I'll add them, too. All these things are best enjoyed actually watching/listening.



 
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright
Cows are giving kerosene
The kid can't read at seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene
But it's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
The shoe is on the hand, it fits
There's really nothing much to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit
'Cause it's alright
Oh, well, a touch of grey
Kind of suits you anyway
That was all I had to say, and
It's alright
I will get by
I will get by
I will get by
I will survive
We will get by
We will get by
We will get by
We will survive
 
"Money is worthless, real power is people. Real strength is in the streets where everybody's equal. Fuck jewelry, fuck rims. Let's spend on our protection." - Prodigy
 
Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran

Science fiction
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Double feature
Doctor X
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Forbidden Planet
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show

I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But When Worlds Collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills
Like a

Science fiction
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Double feature
Doctor X
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Will build a creature
See androids fighting
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Forbidden Planet
Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I wanna go, oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O., wo-oh-oh-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row, oh-oh-oh-oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
 
Can you hang on when everyone else is letting go?

Can you let go when everyone is hanging on?

Can you stand under the pressure when nothing you were promised is coming to pass despite your best efforts?

Can you tolerate the fatigue that tempts you to sleep when you are supposed to stay awake a bit longer?

Can you fight forward in the midst of the injustice, insecurity, and unfairness leveled against you by those who have a vested interest in seeing you fail?

Can you PAUSE when you feel like running and RUN when you feel like calling it quits?

Do you have the stamina for this?

If it lasts FOREVER, and you never see the end, would you still walk forward?

Are you willing to let time and God defend you when it would make more sense in your estimation to stop building and defend yourself?

Will you FORGET what is behind you even when what is back there doesn't want you to forget?

Will you speak what you believe instead of what you see even if it makes you sound crazy?

Do you have what it takes for this?

MOVEMENTS are reserved for the movement makers who do not break under the weight of pressure or run at the threat of danger.

You are one of them.

Do not forget what it feels like, though. Or succumb to the fear that comes from the petty. We do not worship at the altar of triviality or take our confidence from the applause of men.

We are a bridge, between chaos and order, fire and wind and water.

You cannot wish for the calling at the top while bartering in pennies like a beggar at the bottom.

Nothing can threaten you quite like YOU can.

Let the season end and step into what is new.

It might be the last time you get to own this so own it.

-Taylor Welch
 
I just want you to know that I didn’t chose any of this and there’s no one that could be anymore loved by their mother then you are. I’m so proud of who you’ve became. Don’t worry about anything. Im gonna be ok. You’re gonna be ok. You already have everything it takes to have the life that you want inside of you. You just have to apply it. It's more than enough. You just have to trust in it. It's just waiting on you. You just gotta accept it. It can change everything. You just have to let it. You have the strength to make it through anything. You just gotta be brave enough to acknowledge it.

Just figure out what’s important to you and commit to it. Decide what kind of man you want to see looking back at you when you look in a mirror. Decide what you really want in life and go for it. Figure out what makes you happy and then figure out how to make a living doing it. Because your job doesn’t just pay you for your work. It rents your life. Be intentional about the kind of people you allow around you. Your life exists on limited acreage. The people you let in influence its quality and it’s shrinking with every second. Time is the only currency you’re gonna spend without knowing the balance. Be aware of the habits you develop because your habits can determine your future.
If you don't sacrifice for what you want…what you want becomes the sacrifice. The only difference between the man you are right now and the man you want to be is what you do. It’s not about being smarter than the rest. It’s about being consistent. Consistency beats talent everytime. Just do the best you can until you know better. Then once you know better…do better. And always remember that God isn’t limited by our ability to understand Him. We rely on God's strength, not ours. He is way stronger. He knows better. He always understands what you don’t. You're not alone and you never were. There's nothing left to win. We can breathe. God has already won. He's in control and He always will be. He gets the last move.

And don’t disrupt your dopamine. Don’t drink alcohol. Dont do drugs. You’re gonna need that dopamine for your future happiness. You only get one body. What you get out of it depends on what you put in it now. I love you forever and always and there’s nothing you can do about it

-my last message to my son today
 
I’m such a quote person. Quotes just help you get it. I love analogies too.

Heres two of my favorites

“Until the lion learns to write every story will glorify the hunter”


“If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience or to be accepted by others then they weren’t your principles. They were just your costume.”
 
Up the Junction

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"

We moved in to a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her

This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction
 
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The Name Game (AHS: Asylum version)

Sister Jude? It's me. Lana. Lana Banana?...Do you know your name?

The name game
Judy!
Judy Judy bo Budy
Banana fana fo Fudy
Fee fy mo Mudy
Judy
Lana!
Lana Lana bo Bana
Banana fana fo Fana
Fee fy mo Mana
Lana
Now come on, everybody
I say now let's play I game
I bet ya I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a "b" or an "f"
Or an "m" will appear
And then I say a "bo" add a "b"
And I say the name
And a "banana fana" and a "fo"
And then I say the name again
With an "f" very plain
And a "fee fy" and a "mo"
And then I say the name again
With an "m" this time
And there isn't any name
That I can't rhyme
Pepper"
Pepper Pepper bo Bepper
Banana fanna fo Fepper
Fee fy mo Mepper
Pepper
But if the first two letters
Are every the same
I drop them both
And say the name
Like Bob, Bob, drop the Bs, Bo Ob
For Fred, Fred, drop the Fs, Fo Red
Or Mary, Mary, drop the Ms, Mo Ary
And that's the only rule
That is contrary
Okay? Now say "Bo"
(Bo!)
Now Tony with a B
(Bony!)
Then banana fana fo
(Banana fana fo!)
Then you say the name again with an F very plain
(Fony!)
Then a fee fy and a mo
(Fee fy mo!)
Then say the name again with an M this time
(Mony!)
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme
Kit!
Kit Kit bo Bit
Banana fana fo Fit
Fee fy mo Mit
Kit
The name game!
 
Finish up that quarter pound
all that beef we have to find
Need to grow cows faster faster
Faster faster all the time

All day long we slaughter things
Trying to keep you satisfied
We use feed that grows a cow
or chicken twice than half its size

Can you help me?
Scratch the tumor on my brain?
Oh yeah!

We've found ways to feed cows scraps
of other cows that get left behind
Some go mad and some feel real
happiness and some go blind

Drink a coke and stooper size
your order and get extra fries
Happiness your child will feel
when he eats his crappy meal

And so as you hear these words
of our processed cows and birds
eat and drink and enjoy life
where you don't need a fork or knife!
 
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