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Porn Appreciation Thread V. Druginfluenced Megawanking

Bob Funkhouse said:
To me you might as well have a contest over who has a bigger ear cos really it's not an achievement to say I was born with a body part that is larger than your body part.
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Er... When was the last time you fucked someone with your ear?


Perhaps you'd better not answer that.


BHM, OTW has made it clear. No faffing around and hiding behind PM's. Show us what ya got... Or concede that OTW's dick is larger...
 
Right, my part in this is coming to a close, cos it's time for bed and I'm knackered. So however you guys wanna change the rules and judgement criteria, I'm gonna go by the the original reason the competition started - you lot can then fight over the criteria and set up another 'cock off' if that's what you wish to do ;p

So .... based on the challenge:

One Thousand Words said:
Even at 40 yr old my erections still sit up against my stomach
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Disappointingly, I have yet to receive evidence of the above to my PM box :(
Nor were any full erections posted by you in this thread - protestations to do so on the grounds of 'artistic integrity' and vulgarity merely attempted to turn this relatively simple dick sizing event into a pretentious photography farce.

So ... the main competition was centered around this ....

BlindHelperMonkey said:
still, my dicks bigger than yours
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... I can confirm that BHM did indeed send me pictorial proof in order for a comparison to be made. And comparing his entry to any of the pics in this thread, it's my judgement he wins by a country mile. Most definitely on size, but also on all over honesty, as his pics were not filtered or 'managed' in any way. They were basic photos which still clearly demonstrated he's a very lucky gent indeed and rather blessed with a beautiful penis.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank both candidates for their spirited input, and encourage any other male posters wishing for a comparison, to flood my inbox at your convenience.

Okay. That's my responsibility over (it was a stressful and hard job to complete. Looking at men's cocks is for some reason very time consuming ;p )

'nite all <3
 
One Thousand Words said:
So you are saying BHM touched himself? What a wanker
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Marmalade said:
And comparing his entry to any of the pics in this thread, it's my judgement he wins by a country mile.
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A "country mile"?? Fucking hell, just what did he send you!? All his legendary claims were true then...

Well done, BHM. otw isn't even fighting back. No matter what anyone says about you, no-one can deny the freakishly big size of your penis.
 
raas_2012 said:
A "country mile"?? Fucking hell, just what did he send you!? All his legendary claims were true then...

Well done, BHM. otw isn't even fighting back. No matter what anyone says about you, no-one can deny the freakishly big size of your penis.
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um... thanks raas. welcome back to the fold



cheers swampmeister and extra special thanks to marmalade for the very kind words and taking on this most unpleasant of burdens without complaint. the dedication, the selflessness.. truly inspirational
 
So who here knows about Motherless.com and what do you think of it?
 
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