Porn Appreciation Thread V. Druginfluenced Megawanking

[One Thousand Words]

otw - we'll have no semi erect optical allusions here, gotta be hard man. i assume you have the requisite pills for that at your age

To paraphrase John Hemry I've never had a time I watched the sun come up that I couldn't come up

lol. I've clearly been missing out not reading this thread. I've yet to see anything impressive though.

One day when you get some big girl knickers on you'll leave a photo up for longer than 3 minutes.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Fine body otw.

7 minutes onwards mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

mine is done and ready to send, though im still young enough to get morning wood. understand if otw needs more time



ive asked marmalade, shes ready to accept the burden of being judge.

non-clothed, fully erect - no hand obfuscation or similar bullshit


fuck it, ive just sent mine. come on otw, we're all waiting. blue pills, cock ring.. whatever. just get it up and get it sent

man up or fuck off for good

i fight the good fight, for you eadd

 

[One Thousand Words]

Only wankers fluff.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

uh huh, didnt see that one coming at all 8)
i understand your insecurities. it doesnt make you less of a man, whatsoever. motion in the ocean and all that



oh well, at least i was able to make marmalades day

 

[mydrugbuddy]

To paraphrase John Hemry I've never had a time I watched the sun come up that I couldn't come up.

That sentence does read a bit like that awful joke about the 2 paedophiles on a beach "hey you, get out of my sun".

But i know you didnt mean it that way and presumably you are a healthy young man and i guess the same applies to most as such. The only exceptions for me have usually been on stim sessions like mephedrone or peeve that have had very paradoxical effects of massively increasing desire and arousal but making it impossible to get it up.

 

[Raasyvibe]

mine is done and ready to send, though im still young enough to get morning wood. understand if otw needs more time



ive asked marmalade, shes ready to accept the burden of being judge.

non-clothed, fully erect - no hand obfuscation or similar bullshit


fuck it, ive just sent mine. come on otw, we're all waiting. blue pills, cock ring.. whatever. just get it up and get it sent






i fight the good fight, for you eadd

Hey, this wasn't an excuse for you to send marmalade nudies. Considering OTW is not exactly her favourite poster, it already makes the judgement unfair. OTW has shown us his evidence without hesitation. Twice. As far as I can see you are cowering to Marmalades PM box... I'm guessing you're worried about displaying to a more broader audience, as this will leave you subject to fair criticism.

If you can't produce the goods any time soon, I declare OTW blatant winner by default. (ie - BHM too scared to compete)

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

eh, marmalade is about the most impartial person here. shes fallen out with friends over impartiality in the past. you dont seem to know her very well


plus, i trust her not to publicise it, as should otw. just like i trusted her with the pic of my ex in the lace catsuit. i dont post pictures of myself on the internet, get enough validation irl on that score, cheers. but i do trust marmalade implicitly, both as a friend and to remainimpartial

 

[Marmalade]

Considering OTW is not exactly her favourite poster, it already makes the judgement unfair

I've told OTW he has a hot body before and approved his nudes many times publicly. I've also publicly stated many times I like the guy, just not certain parts of his character, and now he's not a mod, those parts are largely irrelevant anyway (altho I still dont like them)

As far as I can see you are cowering to Marmalades PM box... I'm guessing you're worried about displaying to a more broader audience

Or you could argue that he's been reading your posts and learning from you Raas. He may not want/need cheap validation from the internet, by posing in pictures publicly.

That theory of yours should get applied both to males as well as females, no?

I hope it does anyway, or I might start labeling you a chauvinist ;p

 

[Marmalade]

Also, I think the 'competition' should be extended ... we need at least 3 candidates more, for me to be able to fairly judge I recon.

I need to be able to contextualise things more accurately

 

[Raasyvibe]

Or you could argue that he's been reading your posts and learning from you Raas. He may not want/need cheap validation from the internet, by posing in pictures publicly.

Raas really wants to see your penis

Well, truth is I thought an online poll vote between BHM and OTW would be considerable entertainment for the forum. But fine, if BHM is a little shy that's cool.

We'll have to wait and see if OTW accepts your terms and choice of adjudicator. I think a fair contest should have at least 3 judges. I have full confidence in Swampy and Bear_Love to uphold these positions.

 

[swampdragon]

Ha, sure, am happy to judge. Is there scoring criteria, Marmz?

I also agree there should be more than two competitors.

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Also, I think the 'competition' should be extended

i already stated this. competition entriesshould be fully extended


if you cant get wee-busty to rise on demand anymore - the next time youre intimate with your partner. just imagine its alasdair underneath your body, the submissive nature, hands less freakishly big than your current beau. was thinking more along the lines of the inevitable staff-vacancy pillow-talk. one sweet nothing, whispered super mod into your ear and youll be swinging that pork-sword around like a slightly effeminate siegfried, or some such

 

[parttime crackhead]

Also, I think the 'competition' should be extended ... we need at least 3 candidates more, for me to be able to fairly judge I recon.

I need to be able to contextualise things more accurately

A surgeon took a knife to my poor boaby today. Want a photo of that?

 

[Raasyvibe]

Why the hell not

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I'd rather not see it, I'm immune to a certain level of blood and gore, like blood and gore "horror movies" very rarely affect me in the least. For instance I love the violence in The Walking Dead, but there is something much more chilling about images and footage of real injuries and violence.

 

[Marmalade]

A surgeon took a knife to my poor boaby today. Want a photo of that?

Hell yes!

... and feel free to send me noodz, I have no aversion to a little beer gut either, so don't be shy.

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if you cant get wee-busty to rise on demand anymore - the next time youre intimate with your partner. just imagine its alasdair underneath your body, the submissive nature, hands less freakishly big than your current beau. was thinking more along the lines of the inevitable staff-vacancy pillow-talk. one sweet nothing, whispered super mod into your ear and youll be swinging that pork-sword around like a slightly effeminate siegfried, or some such

Cheers. That's not gonna give my nightmares at all.

Of all the places to fuck my way to the top, BL would not be one of them

 

[One Thousand Words]

i already stated this. competition entriesshould be fully extended


if you cant get wee-busty to rise on demand anymore - the next time youre intimate with your partner. just imagine its alasdair underneath your body, the submissive nature, hands less freakishly big than your current beau. was thinking more along the lines of the inevitable staff-vacancy pillow-talk. one sweet nothing, whispered super mod into your ear and youll be swinging that pork-sword around like a slightly effeminate siegfried, or some such

Put up or shut up BHM. I'm not a fan of photos of guys choking their cocks like they just caught them with the farmers daughter. It has nothing to do with the size of my erection, I just think it is tacky seeing a man beat his cock into to flag staff. Call it artistic integrity if you must but I have always stated that a man is judged more in how he handles himself post coital than he does with lights off under covers.

I'd refer you to rule number 5......
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/629979-The-new-Lounge-Bluelight-Agreement-We-voted-it-s-official!

 

[Raasyvibe]

OTW, the original assertation was that his Knob was bigger than yours

still, my dicks bigger than yours

We need a fully erect picture to give a fair, true comparison. Our own on board mega-perv/penis GIF collector Marmz has kindly offered to be in position of adjudicator as well as Swampy.

A forum poll would be sooo much the ideal solution, but BHM (perhaps understandably) doesn't quite have your stark confidence

We'll have to wait and see if OTW accepts your terms and choice of adjudicator.

 

[One Thousand Words]

No need for a judge. He just has to simply post his wang, erect or not and we will compare it ourselves.

I'm guessing he is running scared. My soft cock must be pretty close to his hard chode