A Song For All My People With Phatties
I Like Big Pants!
oh my god, becky
look at her pants
They are so big uhh
she looks like one of those raver guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those raver guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok i mean her pants...
Theyre just so big
uhh i can't believe theyre just so phat
Theyre out there
gross
look
shes just so candy
I like big pants and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a glowstick in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that binky was stuck
beef to the jncos shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that E u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well tease may tease may cuz i ain't that average DJ
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
sayin tight pants are the thing
cuz the average DJ ask him that
shes got 2 pack her backpack
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
ur girlfriends got the pants?
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake those big phat pants
baby got pants
baby got pants
I like them baggy and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u in a corner and
uh
double up
uh uh
I ain't talking bout playboy
those silicon parts are made for toys
I want them real tinny and cute
so find that juicy fruit
Im jonsin, teeth grindin
begging for a piece of that bubble
so Im looking at rave videos
knocking these bimbos
looking like hoes
u can have those bimbos
I keep my women like DJ Rap yo
a word to the candy sisterz
i wanna get wit cha
i won't cuss or hit cha
i gotta be straight when I say
I wanna uh to the break of dawn
baby's got it going on
a lot of sims won't like this song
cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd ratherr stay and DJ
cuz I'm skinny and I'm white
and I'm down to get you outta these lights
so ladies
YAH!
ladies
YAH!
so u wanna roll my mercedes
YAH!
so turn around
and gimme some vicks
those security guys are dicks
baby got pants
baby got pants
yah baby
when it comes to females
cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
24 waist
30 inch cuffs
on if she's 5'3"
so ur girlfriends a little flighty
playing tapes by aphrodite
but dite aint no digweed
my whitey
don't want none unless u got pants hun
you can do liquid or nordic track
but please don't lose that elmo backpack
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that those pants ain't gold
so they toss and leave em
and i pull up quick to retrieve em
so cosmo says ur a dope fiend
well I dont hang with girls thatre clean
cuz ur waist is small
and ur feet are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
this needle in your arm
it wont cause you no harm
give me a candy girl
i can't resist a drug induced hurl
Glitter and beads didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he just wouldnt stop
but he chose to play hip hop
and I pull up quick to get my crop
so ladies if da pants are phat
and ur chest is flat
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem intelligent thoughts
baby got pants
baby got pants
little in the middle but u got big pants
little in the middle but u got big pants
little in the middle but u got big pants
little in the middle but u got big pants