Pet Peeves ver. Fjones vs Redleader

[RedLeader]

This is hilarious. Did it rally say "please bend over...."

Also, I would give anything to have seen the look on your face when he said, "It looks like your server was hit by a car."

That might be the most absurd statement I have heard this year.

The best I can recapture is "Find your router. It is a little black box type thing typically kept on the floor near your computer. Bend over and see how many lights are flickering on the front."

Apparently there actually was an electrical power outage as a result of a car accident, which I could see....but why say the car ran directly into the server???

 

[AmorRoark]

MP - I thought the comcast commercials were, in general, bearable when I lived in Chicago. At least the Slowskys were entertaining. These commercials are by far worse but yeah, I guess I just hate commercials for things I already pay for lol.

 

[Pander Bear]

since the slowskis have departed, comcast has become pure evil in my book, once again.

 

[AmorRoark]

aww RIP

 

[**hAyzzZZ**]

The textbooks we have to pay $45 each for and yet, have all these mistakes in them. Spelling errors, miscalculations, wrong information etc. Why should I pay for incorrect shit textbooks? Fucking stupid.

And my lost teacher. I swear she has no brain in that head of hers.

 

[SHHMCJOOAPOYS]

Not sure if this is a pet peeve, but I'll do it anyway. MICE.

I hate mice. We have one (or maybe more). Anyway I am playing poker, and I hear the bag rustle. I figured it was just settling. It rustles again. I figure maybe my pool cue was settling on it. I hear it again, and I say, "What the fuck?" and I poke at the bag and there is a dark furry creature in the bag.

So I Grab a shoe and stand there waiting. My roommate comes over and watched with me. Then I realize, "A shoe? what will that do?" So I grab a large bowl to trap him.

We wait and wait and wait. Eventually my roommate grabs the bag and picks it up.... He's GONE. He just bounced while we were standing right there waiting, watching.

Then I looked at my food in the bag. It was a box of protein bars.

The fucking mouse ate almost 1/6 of the bar! What the hell!????? Was this the hungriest mouse ever? He had to have been in there for hours eating! He ate almost 10% of his body weight! He also ate the wrapper!

did this really happen??

 

[Fjones]

Did it ever. So I put all the food up on shelves, in the cabinets, Or in white file boxes. Problem is, my roommates are using most of the shelves and file cabinets, so some of my food will have to stay in white file boxes. "No way will a mouse eat through this," I thought.

So I am sitting at my computer tonight and I hear a ruckus. now, this house is a piece of shit dump shithole fucking worthless piece of shit, so I usually ignore noises. But this was loud, so I go over to my white file box and kick it. A Mouse runs out THROUGH THE CRACK between the side of he box and the bottom of the box!!!!!!!!!!!

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

The space that this mouse crawled through is less than half the narrow dimension of an ipod Nano. that is probably generous. In fact, here is a picture. Note the MILLIMETER ruler.

The mouse crawled through that space somehow,WITH the weight of 20 pounds of canned and jarred foods inside pressing the bottom of the box against the ground.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then he made last night's gluttony look like an appetizer.
First he went at the nuts --

THEN he went to the protein bars. These are KING SIZE BARS. The third bar from the left is HALF EATEN! And he ate from 4 others also.

WHAT THE FUCK! And the box is infested with ants. GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE!

 

[mrs_mia_wallace]

That mouse has got some binging issues.

 

[**hAyzzZZ**]

LOL fjones that's fucking hilarious!

That mouse is a protein bar fiend hahaha

 

[Fjones]

Watch, in three months, I am still going to be 155 pounds, but this protein bar stealing motherfucking rodent is going to be 6 foot 4 and 180 pounds with bulging muscle and kick my scrawny ass for putting out all those mouse traps.

 

[||Monolithium025||]

The pet that chews you. Nice!

 

[Blondie]

poor grammar

 

[Dave]

That, my dear, is an incomplete sentence.

 

[blau1005]

Maybe you should put a protein bar in the mouse trap?

 

[Blondie]

That, my dear, is an incomplete sentence.

Geeze, I was waiting for that. I also feel that when people don't correct me, they don't care about me... lulz.

 

[ThaiDie4]

aww RIP

hahaha

 

[michael]

They eventually found me and whoever the fuck it was that entered my info entered it wrong-- how the does the fucking DMV enter your info wrong? Is that ever possible? You write all that shit out on a form and turn it in!

my name was spelled wrong on my paycheck for ten months.

my name is michael smith.

how the fuck do you misspell that?

 

[Psychlone Jack]

my name was spelled wrong on my paycheck for ten months.

my name is michael smith.

how the fuck do you misspell that?

michael
mikel
micheal
MICHEAL
MICHEAL

My first name is the same, shit happens all the fucking time.

 

[michael]

for the record, it was spelled michel. but who doesn't double check this shit?

 

[SHHMCJOOAPOYS]

my name was spelled wrong on my paycheck for ten months.

my name is michael smith.

how the fuck do you misspell that?

ha ha ha