Yeah, when the answers has been "That's gay", my retort has always been the same; if you that insecure about your sexual preference, just suck a dick and find out what you like. Nobody will stone you to death for it.
That's not even a valid excuse to not do it in my book. It's just bigotry. 
Well just REALLY clean yourself (under the shower with a very mild soap and get right in there xd) if hygiene worries is why she doesn't wanna do it. Then ask very nicely.
Also your prostate isn't gay or straight xdYeah, when the answers has been "That's gay", my retort has always been the same; if you that insecure about your sexual preference, just suck a dick and find out what you like. Nobody will stone you to death for it.
Yep. I’m not a big proponent for taking anything up there too often myself but it’s absolutely way more intense to stimulate that. It really depends on the mood and the person for me.
THAT sounds fucking uncomfortable
I generally prefer putting a melon in the oven for 10 mins and doing it from the other end. Though also fucked a parsnip once only it broke off
I was kinda kidding, it's not like I make sweet love to grocery items on a regular basis.
But yeah I'll try anything for pleasure and once or twice I put a small melon or it might've actually been a papaya, in the oven to get it up to body heat, then scooped out a little hole in it and went at it. Was quite fun but on the whole I prefer a fleshlight. 
... Whatever gave you THAT idea.
'Get thee behind me, Satan'.
Nope those are even more snappable than parsnips
My 2nd ex-husband used to put Zucchinis as far as he could get them up his ass. He would ask me to go shopping on weekends my daughter was with her dad. He’d give me $100-$200 and tell me to go shopping for a few hours. He’d tell me to call him when I was on my way home. I was sure that he was just having another affair, but a view through the side patio window told me that the zucchini was his kink, he’d even attach it to a fucking machine and back into it, while watching water sports and scat porn. So ewww!
I’ve enjoyed head many a time while hitting up a few points of meth right at the peak. It never occurred to me to have someone pegging me at the same time also. But despite the fact that my meth days are over, just thinking on it makes me feel like I might have really missed out on everything that drug had to offer….
You’d be handy to have around on a binge then. I found in my latter stages of meth binges that if I got exceptionally horny (which was usually the point) I would get a rather swollen prostate after not cumming for hours. Slowing down and have a nice internal marriage would probably have been very therepautic and dialed back the intensity of the sexventure white nicely.
