I hear my presence was requested, so I
had to show...because it's all about me, don't ya know. *blink blink*
But I will only fuck bluelighters with integrity...and whores.
But I must at least reciprocate for the sake of the first bluelighter who made this site worth my time:
miss apple; and for
Strawberry_lovemuffin: I really just want to snog her because I've deceived her into thinking I'm intriguing, I might be able to fool her into enjoying herself.
femmmefatale because she still owes me a blowjob for a hockey bet she lost;
fairnymph because she still owes me a pity fuck from when I was bitching and moaning after the end of my 5 year relationship; and
pillcat for being the hottest thing going when this site first shot out of the internet birth canal, all covered in skydancer and Jase's placenta.
I could go on for about a day and a half...because I'm surprisingly devoid of morals and standards, while being chock full of testosterone and desperation.