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OK!!! whos done it?!?!

my 1st orgasm was with my beloved showerhead...when i was like 9 *blush*

i got really creative one night and let a dozen tealite candles ( the itty bitty round ones ) burn til they were all liquid then i unrolled a condom and poured all the wax in it until it was filled , i ran it under cold water to harden it and get it to the just right temperature and *VOILA* instant penis

and its better than all the luggage that comes with real men, plus theres no chance it wont know what its doing,lol
 
^^^ F*kn oath.
i tried filling a condom up with water and freezing it (not sure if i have already said it on here or not) that was pretty cool. i like it when its cold, its erotically painful, yamean.
 
Wild and crazy... anyways... I used a remote control on my girl once.... I didn't have any fun, neither did she, but I bet the next guy who picked that up at the hotel knew what had happened...
 
just a point of clarification: do objects used as devices for performing backalley abortions also count?
 
ibizakat said:
OK, I am going to have to put in a HUGE advocacy for the electric toothbrush here. Seriously. It's better than any "vibrator" that's made for that purpose. Don't laugh, go try it, and then you'll be thanking me. (oh and keep a spare head around if you do, that's gross if you use the same one, eewwww)
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Imm ALL up on that shit! GO the electic toothbrush! its a heaven sent from the gods of dentle higyene! ive had a vibrator and a elec toothbrush and the toothbrush wins hands down everytime! that shit is so good it makes ur eyes water!!!=D
 
my friend was so horny she decided to stick a banana up her croch.. and as i predicted, the top of the banana snapped off and got stuck up her cunt. (please dont think im a troll.. im not lying at all) she started FREAKING OUT and cried and cried not knowing what to do, in the end she told her parents (oh god how embarassing) and went to the hospital to get it taken out. pretty grose.
 
Hot tub jets/shower head/bath faucet
Ice/Popsicles
This properly shaped container of glitter I have
Giant pink pearlescent cock-shaped vibrator (best gag gift EVER!)

:D

The day I discovered the hot tub jets... oh boy... Let's just say that was a very busy day. And i never stopped...
 
e5th3r said:
my friend was so horny she decided to stick a banana up her croch.. and as i predicted, the top of the banana snapped off and got stuck up her cunt. (please dont think im a troll.. im not lying at all) she started FREAKING OUT and cried and cried not knowing what to do, in the end she told her parents (oh god how embarassing) and went to the hospital to get it taken out. pretty grose.
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Ew! She couldn't... y'know... PUSH it out? :D
 
*slurp* Man, this is the worst banana smoothie I've ever had! ;)

One time my partner threw me onto the kitchen bench to do me roughly. It was a small kitchen, so my hands landed on the electric burners. I forgot that I'd been cooking about 45 minutes earlier and one was still hot. Yowch!
 
I slit the seam on the passenger seat on my Harley and put a golf ball inside and sewed it up. Transforming my scooter into a 1340 cc mobile and very PUBLIC vibrator. =D NOTHING VIBRATES LIKE V-TWIN =D My girlfriend thanked me, repeatedly LOL
 
I slit the seam on the passenger seat on my Harley and put a golf ball inside and sewed it up. Transforming my scooter into a 1340 cc mobile and very PUBLIC vibrator. =D NOTHING VIBRATES LIKE V-TWIN =D My girlfriend thanked me, repeatedly LOL
 
Negative said:
I used to have a very small massager meant for little areas like your temple or the palm of your hand that I had purchased at CVS (a local chain of pharmacies). It was about the size of a large adult male thumb and had four different types of massaging heads that were interchangeable. It strapped with velcro to your index finger. Now, while I imagine at least someone at this products company had something like this in mind, because it was just SO made for it, it technically was still a hosehold good, so it counts!:):) ::really wishes he hadn't lost it::
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here ya go...massager

or they sell on ebay for about 10.00(us)
 
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