mariacallas
Bluelight Crew
e5th3r said:my friend was so horny she decided to stick a banana up her croch.. and as i predicted, the top of the banana snapped off and got stuck up her cunt. (please dont think im a troll.. im not lying at all) she started FREAKING OUT and cried and cried not knowing what to do, in the end she told her parents (oh god how embarassing) and went to the hospital to get it taken out. pretty grose.
pfft bananas are soft, she shouldve gone to a sauna or whatever and just relaxed and waited for it to cream out.
Now if that was a carrot yeah damn id get worried,
FUck i used to masturbate with elongated c99 lightbulbs and what not...shit..now im fucking glad they never broke inside me
omgggggggggg