I don't tell people I have a microphone, they might want to sing into it

... I LOVE unchecked spell correction


(and this is even funnier because my fiancé is Brazilian and this is a slightly outdated Brazilian slang term for dick XD)
I did not usually have good experiences letting people find out. Especially women. I've had men reject me or act disappointed when the pants came off, but only women made disparaging remarks and one literally laughed me out of the room. Yeah not great. Unfortunately I have a big libido and I routinely used to get drugged up to the eyeballs to approach people and not care about whatever reaction.
Yeah there's niche porn. Said niche is exclusively humiliation kink, so that's a NO from me.