Oi! What You Look Like?!? Thread - WARNING: remember Personal Online Safety

[SirVim]

https://imgur.com/gCkdlIp me last night after about 680 mg of decent mandy last night

 

[Sadie]

Pleased you are feeling better. You must be fed up of jammie days, me too I'm looking for some new chill out times. Eyeing up pyjama kayaking

*with a picnic of course*

Thanks xx I'm getting there. Some good days , some bad days. Yesterday really took it out of me.

Me, getting tired of Jammie days?!?!?! NEVER! I am however getting tired of being in this flat. PJ Kayaking, I could get on board with that!!!


Nice spangled mug you got there SirVim!

 

[curious_24]

https://imgur.com/gCkdlIp me last night after about 680 mg of decent mandy last night

Dem pupils!

 

[SirVim]

Thanks Sadie and thanks curious, absolutely belter of night haha

 

[PetalToTheMetal]

prepare eyebleach before clicking
http://oi65.tinypic.com/j8d72g.jpg

 

[Shambles]

^ You look a lot like my youngest brother. True story.

SirVim: I too salute those pupils

 

[Jackal]

I swear to god boss, I'll hit ya so hard the toenails on yer feet will peel back.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I bet you hit the buffet just as hard

 

[spacejunk]

You're a sad little man busty.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Id probably be a little more happy if you didn't continue to ride my arse for every post. Do you ever worry about chaffing?

 

[Jackal]

I bet you hit the buffet just as hard

Orgies of curry and rice, and fine cheap beer.

 

[Don Luigi]

I swear to god boss, I'll hit ya so hard the toenails on yer feet will peel back.

You're the man that clashed my mammy at the Castletown Donkey Derby!

 

[spacejunk]

Id probably be a little more happy if you didn't continue to ride my arse for every post. Do you ever worry about chaffing?

my, we do have a high opinion of ourselves, don't we?

What's "chaffing"? Is that like getting stuck in the chaff, when 'separating the wheat from the chaff'? Because you're clearly amongst the latter.

But nah, i don't worry about it - because being associated with the likes of you is pretty low on my list of concerns. Thank you for your concern though.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Don't be so shy space junk, you've mentioned me by name more times in the past month than you have called your mum.

She says hi by the way

 

[spacejunk]

My mother doesn't go for guys with tiny dicks. Sorry mate.

Very original insult though.
They say mimicry is the highest form of flattery.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I doubt I could be bothered holding an erection long enough even for a pity fuck

 

[spacejunk]

I don't give a fuck about your erectile dysfunction - but even someone as compassionate as my mother wouldn't "pity fuck" you.
Generally pity is reserved for those who aren't attention-seeking dickholes such as yourself.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Despite not seeking attention you do appear to garner plenty towards me. Your last twenty odd posts, 25% have been unsolicited comments towards me. Are you too nervous to ask me out on a date? I get that quite a lot to be fair

Sadly 35% is about shitty music so I'll have to spray some cheap cologne it seems

 

[spacejunk]

I'd go on a date with you, but you're just not my type.
Maybe if you were interesting. And female. Even then...you'd have buckley's, mate.

Also, your figures are way off, because i can post in a whole lot of places you can't see, champ.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Must be interesting circle jerking the plugging hole.

God knows the staff nudie thread is more talk than stalk.