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Oh shit, i dont have a lighter...

This is why I too have a stash of lighters, but oh noes! WHatever shall I do if Im out of lighters and have no matches? I can't use the stove, its one of those glass cooktops....
I get the frosted type of poptarts, stick one on the toaster on high, and watch the six inch flames shoot so I can light my joints etc
Dangerous? Indeed! BUt worth it in a pinch when theres nothing else to light weed with
 
i'm the only one in my house who buys lighters, its ridiculous. My room mates just come into my room when i'm sleeping and take a lighter off my desk and I will never see it again sometimes. A lot of time I find lighters I had that went missing weeks ago in my house and steal them back. In fact, as i'm looking around while typing this i'm realizing the lighter I had last night is now in fact, gone. Great.

In the past, I have used a rolled up piece of paper towell. Roll it up real tight so it's super skinny at the end and light it on the stove, then use that to light my bong. THe flame gets really big though and usually torches the whole bowl haha.
 
lmfao heres a hint. buy a lighter that attaches to a keychain. it works charms i forget its there every time but i always find it :) and if not u can take a metal knife turn on the stove leave the blade of the knife on the stove till it gets nice n cherry red then u can smoke with it believe it or not :P
 
Sega420 said:
have you guys seen THESE?!?
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ive been meaning to buy one for years but never get round to it.
its like a wee pull-out cord thing that you hook onto your belt or whatever, and you attach your lighter to it.
so you can hand your friend your lighter and ALWAYS get it back ;)

they are called lighter buddies, and all sorts of shit.
most headshops in my experience should have them.

i absolutely HATE it when you put down a lighter, RIGHT NEXT TO YOU,
turn around to get it a minute later and its VANISHED!
(with you being the only one in the room, where could it have gone??)

i have a theory that in every stoners bedroom there is a vortex to a dimension filled with sneaky little
fire-thieving-faeries...
they sneek in and out when we arent looking...
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HAHAHA sega u knew what i was talkin about. thats fuckin awesome! n i agree them bastards steal my lighters all the fuckin time! lmfao XD props man
 
they have these lasers that are so strong they'll light a cig/joint. theyre REALLY expensive tho. too lazy to get the link :/.

I got this weird hemp string from my local head shop and I guess you are supposed to use it to smoke bowls. You light the end and it slowly burns and you use it to hit the bowl. Its supposed to be environmentally friendly. idk
$.02

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The_Idler said:
250mw laser

(red, obviously. green NOT gonna work)
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what he said^^^
 
luvmyfrogs said:
has anyone noticed its mostly just pot smokers who hold on to their lighter in their hand, i see cig smokers light their cigs then put their pack down with the lighter on top of the pack,,,but for some ungodly reason us who smoke will light our bowl pass it and keep the lighter tightly in our palms.. werid but funny..=D
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9 times out of 10 if you let your lighter down/with the bowl your yellin "WHERES THE GREEN BIC" afterwards xD

Best way to tell someones a stoner? They took the safety off their lighter xD

When I dont have a lighter i generally light a pice of paper with a flint and iron and then cherry the bowl and just make sure it stays going the whole time.
 
Man i've been wanting to light up a spliff or pipe with a magnifying glass for almost a decade!

Yeah matches is what it usually comes down to for me. Course there were times when i was younger & i smoked outdoors where whoever had ballls would ask some random stranger for a lighter & casually light up a billowing potent smelling joint then look up & say "cheers mate"
 
tylerwashere said:
they have these lasers that are so strong they'll light a cig/joint. theyre REALLY expensive tho. too lazy to get the link :/.

I got this weird hemp string from my local head shop and I guess you are supposed to use it to smoke bowls. You light the end and it slowly burns and you use it to hit the bowl. Its supposed to be environmentally friendly. idk
$.02

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what he said^^^
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....But what if you're chain-smoking cigarettes whilst drunk and accidentally singe a freckle onto your lip?

=D Haha, I'll stick with a Bic.
 
Jibult said:
....But what if you're chain-smoking cigarettes whilst drunk and accidentally singe a freckle onto your lip?

=D Haha, I'll stick with a Bic.
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u lost me with that one Jibult. but i like the lighter leashes cant seem to find any though :(
 
I tried the "keeping a spare lighter" thing, and now I have a drawer full of lighters with no gas in them. Yet, I always forget to buy Gas when I'm out.

Lighting breadsticks on the stove haha, that works for me. But I usually have a cheeky box of matches stashed away for those desperate times :)
 
The first item on any stoner's "To-Own-List" is a lighter. Fortunately, the second one on the list is probably a toaster.

Use it.
 
drop you cherry from your cigg into the bowl thats how i roll. lol just wanted it to rhyme a bit even though cherry and cigg dont rhyme lol oh well
 
like a few others have mentioned before, if its a sunny day out go get a magnifying glass and focus those rays right on to that fully loaded bowl. You'll be pumped on the taste too cause you aint get any shitty lighter fumes or sulfur shit from matches. If it aint sunny then you might as well just go buy a new one if you cant get a stove to start something else on fire
 
wesoki said:
drop you cherry from your cigg into the bowl thats how i roll. lol just wanted it to rhyme a bit even though cherry and cigg dont rhyme lol oh well
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Then what do you light the cigarette with, smartass, and if you have something to light a cigarette, then why not use that to light the weed in the first place?8)
 
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