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Official stoner tangent thread

is this really a stoner thread or is that what luro wants you to think?
ow yeah and the name luro is that really a persons name or was that just made up?
ow and also who decided that a car should be called a car, what goes car mean, how did they come up with the name.....no no wait fuck that who invented the english language??? seriously WTF how the fuck to you create so many words structures and stuff and teah people......
...i need to lie down *)
 
The word "car" is derived from the Latin word "carrus" – which means "chariot."
*EDIT*
Just tried smoking carrus and it make me cough a lot. Watch it, maybe needs to not be packed so much :)
[ 10 September 2002: Message edited by: wazza ]
 
Ok, more info is needed to satisfy black_ice :)
Car comes from the ancient Celtic word karso which meant a two-wheeled wagon or cart. The Latin language changed the spelling to carrus meaning any old cart or wagon. The Old North French were the first to attach the word car onto the motorized vehicles running around their roads. Some sources say the French picked it up from the Old High Germans who picked it up from the Dutch who picked it up from the Welsh. The ancient Sanskrit language had a word char which meant to move, as in the chariot.
Also some other random info.
In the 14th Century, an Italian painter named Martini drew designs for a four wheeled carriage. The wheels were turned by hand through a series of gears. Four people would have been needed to make this contraption roll. Had it been invented, it most likely would have been called the Martini and we would today be driving around in our Martinimobiles or perhaps Automartinis.
 
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Originally posted by Sllip:
"Am I describing what I'm feeling or am I feeling what I'm describing?"
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whoah. of course the answer is clear. start describing something you arent feeling, and see if you start to feel it.
if you do, stop smoking
Ahh yes but what seeds the orignal feeling that your searching out. If you think can I feel my arm morphing and you do did you think the feeling and then feel it or did the feeling seed you brain into searching for the feeling.
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Originally posted by wazza:

Also some other random info.
In the 14th Century, an Italian painter named Martini drew designs for a four wheeled carriage. The wheels were turned by hand through a series of gears. Four people would have been needed to make this contraption roll. Had it been invented, it most likely would have been called the Martini and we would today be driving around in our Martinimobiles or perhaps Automartinis.
Would they have been shaken or stirred?
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NOt really a headfuck but one of my favourite things said while smoking
Me: "I really need to sort my life out man"
Friend (while passing the spliff): "yeah... but dont do it now"
 
Shit i forgot i actually have one.
Take these assumptions and facts:
1)The best way to explore the galaxy would be to send robots whihc can make clones of themselves to planets, once they get to one planet, they send the next robot on to find another.
2) Mathematically it would take approximately 100,000 years to explore the entire galaxy once the technology was aquired.
3)We are at the edge of our galaxy. We are much younger than many other areas of the galaxy, billions of years younger in most cases.
4) There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy most we can assume have planets rotating around them. Therefore there have to be intelligent lifeforms out there.
5)Intelligent species must have developed somewhere, at the rate our technology progresses we can assume seeing they are billions of years older than us their technology must be a fuckload ahead of us.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ROBOTS!?!?!!!
(dont point out the amazing amount of flaws in arguement)
[ 16 September 2002: Message edited by: dr rico yi ]
 
What flaws? Thats PERFECT!!
Look at John Howard, theres a robot if I have ever seen one!
 
You want a headfuck..?
break up with your woman while you're hella stoned. no longer do you need space or time to get your shit together, you just need to get to the fridge. mmmm munchies.
 
Rakim is qucikly becoming the true object of my undying affection. This black man, brought up on the mean streets of Detroit, knows what the real meaning of 'hard knock' is. His mother was a crack-pipe, who would choke on cock all night long just to get another sweet hit.
So we took him in... :)
 
Gravity does not exist.
That's right... there's no such thing.
"But wait!" you cry "I can feel it now!"
No you can't.
Here's what's happening:
All matter is expanding rapidly. Say it doubles in size once every ten seconds. You are pressed against the earth because the earth is expanding. We can't measure it because all instruments are expanding at the same rate. Proportionally, you make up the same quantity of anything else at any time. You attract other things too, though at a smaller rate.
This is why all objects appear to have gravity. They are just expanding. It's also why the universe itself is expanding.
 
beautiful jakoz, absolutely beautiful :)
But how does that go with something having a gravitational pull over another body, say the moon around the earth or the earth around the sun?
 
Haven't worked that bit out yet ;)
Here's another one, courtesy of Dilbert Future:
Reality doesn't exist
Not as you know it anyway. Here's what happens:
There are an unlimited number of universes and dimensions. Each is like one frame of a movie. Each is one possible incarnation of how a universe can look - together they make every possible outcome of how matter can be arranged.
Now we know that physical and nonphysical things can be tied - look at psychics. Now we get to the function of the soul.
The function of the soul is to navigate between these still dimensions, choosing the correct path to give us a view of 'reality'.
Say you go for a walk. That might be your soul passing consecutively through 3 million dimensions - 3 million frames that together assemble the thing you know as the reality of that walk.
Can't be proven, but can't really be disproven either. :)
 
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