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Official stoner tangent thread

I always wonder if it's possible to stone yourself straight. That is to smoke so much weed that you eventually pass all the levels of earthly possible stonedness that the only other alternative is to become straight again.
anybody follow?
 
i try and i try but i just seem to get to tired or hungry to continue to see if i can smoke myself straight
but if u could smoke urself straight then could u smoke the munchies away
 
^I'm almost positive it's possible to smoke yourself straight. You get to the point where your brain stops letting cannibinoids connect to receptors or something like that. Kinda like an ultimate tolerance, but temporary.
Assume you're in an open area, say a flat desert. With your super sight, you can see a car that's able to travel faster than the speed of light way off in the distance. It comes at you, and hits you while it's still in the distance. Whoa.
 
I always wonder if it's possible to stone yourself straight. That is to smoke so much weed that you eventually pass all the levels of earthly possible stonedness that the only other alternative is to become straight again.
Well, according to quantum physics, everything has wave-particle duality. Two identical waves cancel each other out if they are in exact half phase of each other (distructive interference).
Thus, if you smoke the EXACT amount of pot that you smoked last cone at EXACTLY the right time, the two stoner waveforms will interact and cause it to collapse, thus leaving you with baseline soberiety. ;)
I tried this with alcohol, but I don't remember if it worked or not. The next thing I knew I was waking up in my friends toilet in a pool of what appeared to be my vomit.
 
I have tried to smoke myself straight, but I get to stoned/lazy to pack the next cone, I just end up really stoned.
 
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Kitty knows best. How can I say no to that face anyway? No pot for me.
So who's gonna take this to the big one-five-zero....
[ 04 November 2002: Message edited by: RevHead ]
 
ok guys from the guidelines:
It is not the sole responsibility of the moderators to start the next incarnation of popular threads; generally we allow threads to go to around 150 posts. If a thread is around the 150 mark (i.e. at post 145 or higher) and you’d like to start the next part, email a mod and cc to the others then wait for a reply before doing so. This is so we don’t have two versions of the same thread open for posting at the same time.
I'm not going to start Part II because i don't even smoke ;) So if somebody wants to start the next one shoot off an email to me and I'll close this one.
Kitty
 
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