• 🇳🇿 🇲🇲 🇯🇵 🇨🇳 🇦🇺 🇦🇶 🇮🇳
    Australian & Asian
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • AADD Moderators: Tronica

Official stoner tangent thread

Some tidy work Addikal, remind me to have a smoke for you when im watching Supernatural tommorrow night :D
Allow me to return when i am whackered...
 
I hope this becomes a serious bong name thread.
My baby - a big persian hookah is called Raoul as in 'Raoul's Wild Animal kingdom' from The Vidiot from UHF. I love that movie.
If my flatmate ever buys me another bong to replace the (metal!) one he broke, I'm going to call it Bong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
And yeah, colour perception is a weird thing to think about - it reminds me of that 'Validity of drug experience' thread around a while ago - though without the need for so many big words :-)
 
try this on 4 size then
who figured out u could get milk from cows, and what the fuck were they thinking at the time
 
Originally posted by punch e punch:
You know when ur in the middle of saying something, and then ur brain fuks up and, like... yeah...
That happens to me ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!!! I'm so absent minded... I can't remember what I was saying, yet I can name every formula 1 world champion back to Jodie Sheckter in '79... WHAT THE FUCK IS THE USE OF KNOWING THAT???
Anyhows...
who figured out u could get milk from cows, and what the fuck were they thinking at the time
Erm... think about what you drink when ur a wee tacker... Just extrapolating the current idea.
Click to expand...
Click to expand...
 
ok, well i came up with this brainteaser while i was trying to confuse my friends during a sesh, but i ended up screwing myself over too. ponder it stoned:
"If a beginning is a means to an end, is a an end a beginning to a means?"
 
This one fucked me bad one morning.
"Am I describing what I'm feeling or am I feeling what I'm describing?"
 
Even though it was on the first page... Impressive props to moocho on his Nation of Islam funkified hiphop Eric B & Rakim smoking devices that were indeed paid in full. *Cough* Morespliff! *turns up KRS-1*
 
Originally posted by Sllip:
"Am I describing what I'm feeling or am I feeling what I'm describing?"
whoah. of course the answer is clear. start describing something you arent feeling, and see if you start to feel it.
if you do, stop smoking :)
Click to expand...
 
Hah, I used to have a bong called "Chuck" after Chuck D from Public Enemy, or maybe 'cause it was harsh as fuck. You know you're smoking too much when you name your bong.
 
[12:29] <gleep> Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
[12:29] <gleep> Come back here, man, give me my daughter
[12:29] <SupaDiscoBreaka> greyX: There is no way to know ;) They definately do change though, for better or worse
[12:29] * leecie ([email protected]) Quit (Exit: )
[12:29] <luro> FISH!
[12:29] <Hardicus> CHICKENS!
[12:29] <gleep> fish food
[12:30] <gleep> is made of chickens
[12:30] <Hardicus> chicken feed
[12:30] * luro is now known as FISH
[12:30] <gleep> chicken feed, is made of fish
[12:30] <Hardicus> why is fish food food, and chicken feed feed?
[12:30] <Hardicus> i makes no sense
[12:30] <gleep> to confuse you
[12:30] * FISH is now known as luro[tangent]
[12:30] <Hardicus> why not chicken food and fish feed
[12:30] <Hardicus> ?
[12:30] <Hardicus> huh?
[12:30] * Daimo has returned, BACK. [gone:20m27s]
[12:30] <Hardicus> hmmm?
[12:31] <luro[tangent]> my fishs breath smells like fish food
[12:31] * Hardicus scuttles over to the Stoner tangent thread
[12:31] <luro[tangent]> hehe
[12:31] <gleep> and now it gets more confusing: To provide as food or nourishment: fed fish to the cat.
[12:32] <gleep> where does the cat fit in all this
[12:32] <gleep> cat food is made of dogs
[12:32] <gleep> thats why dogs hate cats.... cats are always eating dogs
[12:32] <Hardicus> i think not
[12:33] <SupaDiscoBreaka> greyX: got any more questions PM me
[12:33] <gleep> Hardicus: you think wrong!
[12:33] <Hardicus> i know
[12:33] <Hardicus> ignore me
[12:33] <gleep> my fish's breath smells like chicken
[12:33] <Hardicus> ba
[12:33] <gleep> my cats breath smells like dog
[12:33] <Hardicus> grrr
[12:34] <gleep> and my dogs breath smells like peanut butter
[12:34] <Hardicus> lol
[12:34] <Hardicus> my dog's breath smells like meth
[12:36] <Daimo> Hardicus: your mum went to the doctor last week with skinned elbows and knees
[12:36] <gleep> Suffering a lack of appetite; sick: The dog is off its feed this week.
[12:36] <Daimo> the doc asked her how it happened
[12:36] <gleep> but dogs eat FOOD not FEED
[12:36] <Daimo> she said "i was doing it doggie style on the garage floor"
[12:36] <Daimo> the doc said "why didnt you turn over?"
[12:36] <gleep> Daimo: did she smell like peanut butter?
[12:36] * funk-i-n-dinner ([email protected]) has joined #bluelight
[12:36] <Daimo> she replied "i couldnt stand the dogs breath"
[12:36] <gleep> haha
[12:37] <Hardicus> Daimo - You're a sick, sick man
[12:37] * Daimo bows
[12:37] <gleep> i always feed my dog those animal breath freshners before
[12:38] <gleep> Feed, n. 1. That which is eaten; esp., food for beasts; fodder; pasture; hay; grain, ground or whole; as, the best feed for sheep.
[12:38] <SupaDiscoBreaka> food for breasts?
[12:39] <Hardicus> i know breasts are food, but what is food for breats?
[12:39] <gleep> breasts eat bras... i think
[12:39] <gleep> i've never actually seen any in the wild
[12:39] <Hardicus> lol
 
Our 4 chamber was called Harry Bugowsky. He died a horrible, horrible death.
 
OK, re the cow's milk thing...
Why are humans, an age above childhood, still in such a great need for milk?
Every other animal (that I can think of) drinks milk when it's a baby but stops at some point. Humans don't stop.
Once it becomes socially unacceptable to keep sucking your mothers breast, the child moves to drinking the milk from another species. Doesn't that seem wrong? Why does no other animal develop crappy weak bones when they stop drinking milk?
The dairy industry has a lot to answer for.
 
NEXUS ONE
that c0w one is a good one
Whoever created earth put them here for a reson
I twisted my mind to bits one night stoned alone @ home wondering why football was commentated on.
Then why they had more commentaters, like fatty and sterlo to bullshit on about nothing really, they get payed a fuckload to repeat the words of the expert that is commentating the game
then i moved on to seeds, and how and why do they always grow upwards? how do they know to grow upwards?
 
Gravity would push them down.
So, they must be rebel seeds.
"Fuck you Gravity, I ain't going down, I'll go against your wishes, and go the other way"
And a tree is born.
 
Most IROOT:NOTian principles and text derive from The Book of Words. This
work was written in the mid-31st Century by the Trans-Temporal Alchemist,
Galsek Nofeld. Pre-subsequent copies of The Book have been published in
earlier centuries, notably the 23rd and 25th. The earliest fragments,
however, exist now in the late 20th Century. What luck!
(As a side note, Nofeld believed that a "group wizard" wrote The Book of
Words in the 57th Century and sent it back to him anonymously.)
In theory, transferring information back in time had been possible since
the 25th Century. Using Sub-Quantum Theory, "Uranamuses" (Artist/
Scientists) predicted that *backward publication* was possible. Within a
few decades, however, theoreticians foresaw a drawback to this system of
communication. It was this: The further back in time that you sent
information, the more information you would lose.
Let me explain. In our era, science is still in its childhood (although
some say old age). It has set the cosmic speed limit to 196,000 mps - the
speed of light. Some scientists speculate that this limit might be broken,
but contend that *information* can not travel faster than light. Their
conclusion, however, doesn't consider the laws of "Sub-Quantum Shipping."
(Because they haven't been discovered yet.)
Sub-Quantum Shipping not only permits faster-than-light travel, but allows
us to send information "down the canals" into the past. In the mid-25th
Century, however, Jenheg Ronard accurately predicted a seemingly
insurmountable limitation of this system. Ronard postulated, "Whenever
you send information down the Sub-Quantum Canals, blocks of information
will *certainly be lost*. The longer the Canal, the greater the loss."
(Ronard's Axiom.) Later in that century, Zib Nobtip's "Inexplicable
Principle" extended that axiom. It stated, "You will not only lose
information when Shipping, but *it is impossible to know exactly why this
is so*." (This explains why we receive only fragments of distant IROOT:NOT
texts.)
By jumping ahead to the 31st Century, we see that Sub-Quantum Shipping
becomes a reality. Uranamuses could now backward publish anything that
they wished. Unknown to them at first, the energy associated with this
technology was intensely radical. It stretched their consciousness.
Uranamuses transformed into Trans-Temporal Alchemists.
Within a few years, the Alchemists nicknamed themselves "Salers." They did
this not because they were selling products or were in it for the money.
(The pay was modest.) Rather, they were in the business of the trans-
temporal "exchange" of ideas. These ideas would "make change" in the era
that the Alchemists had targeted.
One of these changes was the invention of a new religion. "Salernetics"
altered most everyone's notion of karma. The Salernetics' bible, *You Can
Have It All - For A Price*, states, "Everything has a price, whether
you're willing to pay or not."
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top